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At 4 minutes ago, tox wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote:
Exactly why I wouldn't sign up for the military, and if I were drafted then I'd either do my best or get out on a physical disability.

its actually easier to simply hide from the collections officer...
if you call for any legal reason and they need you, or you do something to your self then they can by military law at the point that a draft is called, lock you up or condemn you to a pretty long stay in a mental institution for self infliction things :(

but then again if the country is in such a desperate need for soldiers at a national draft is called out, then is there really any chance that the you will survive the war that will eventually spill over into your home country?
if the answer is no then you should go to simply try to protect your family so that they can live in constitutional freedom

Well, I'm diagnosed with insomnia and sleep apnea, so I'm not sure if they keep you for that. My uncle was discharged for having a simple case of sleepwalking, so...I'm not entirely sure.

At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote:

At 22 seconds ago, TheGrim wrote: I'M MAKING A MOVIE ON THIS ONE

NOT IF I DO FIRST!!!

GODDAMNIT FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU THIS IS MY DREAM! YOU KNOW THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THIS!

I still remember that summer in Georgia two years ago, we were together for the forbidden love. In the rain we embraced and you swore you'd love me forever! I told you my dreams, my carnal desires, and you promised that you would always be there! You son of a bitch!

I LOVED YOU, BUT NOW I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT BUT CONTEMPT.

Wait, let me guess- There isn't really any Chris, but Chris is just an alternate persona of the OP a la Fight Club. The whole time, this OP has been becoming this annoying bitchy person he calls "Chris" when he is physically exhausted or bored.

I'M MAKING A MOVIE ON THIS ONE

Nine hundred bucks? I spent the money needed to pay for the test and passed it when I was 16, standard age for getting a license over here in Oregon.

You guys should really get it. You can't drive a girl home without a license, and it's downright embarrassing to have to ask your girlfriend for a ride.

At 5 minutes ago, tox wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote: He'd yell at me and I'd probably hit him across the face.

Whoops, spaz attack

thats a crime actually or at least they would make it.. at the very least they would either kick your ass out of view of everyone else or they would make your entire month hell, well beyond that of the regular stuff

Exactly why I wouldn't sign up for the military, and if I were drafted then I'd either do my best or get out on a physical disability.

I'd either hit the ground so that suddenly the ground everywhere turned to water, or just go downtown and charge like a bull at everything.

I thought about getting a dog when I was younger. Then, when I was 13, a mad fucking Rottweiler bit me in my left arm, all I remember was my dad wrestled it off me by puncturing it's eyes. Of course, it got put down...and I haven't wanted a dog since.

At 7 minutes ago, KillerSkull wrote:

At 5 hours ago, BubblyMac wrote: Release the trolls.

Didn't you already make a comment about trolls?

He probably did, he's just attention whoring

He'd yell at me and I'd probably hit him across the face.

Whoops, spaz attack

At 2 minutes ago, tox wrote:

At 52 seconds ago, bgraybr wrote: I don't know if this is a myth or not, but I heard that fisting and having anal sex all of the time could wear out your muscles down there and eventually make you incontinent, stuff like that.

thats actually true, if a large enough object is placed in any cavity it will eventually stretch past its original elasticity, and become loose,

Man just imagine that, poop would just kinda slide out your anus into your pants without you feeling it.

Damn that shit is nasty

At 13 minutes ago, streetbob wrote: Well, if you head west at a fast enough rate, you technically gained an hour of time.

What if you live in Oregon, on the West Coast? If I head west then I'll drown in the Pacific Ocean long before I reach the eastern coast of China.

At 3 minutes ago, tox wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote: My last ex dumped me the day after last Valentines Day, then came around today to mock me. Fucking bitch.

i am so sorry grim that hurts to hear

It's okay, her new boyfriend is an idiot jock-type guy, he once threatened to kick my ass if I kept bothering her (She'd always insult me then say I insulted her) so I stood up right in front of him, I'm like three-four inches taller. He backed off like a little girl.

Meh, I prefer the overall look of the body, not just any specific.

Not too often, I'm not really getting much taller.

I probably go once every few months, and spend around seventy-eighty bucks.

At 7 minutes ago, streetbob wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, TheGrim wrote: Just imagine when anyone you end up liking dies and you don't, and eventually you get so depressed from everyone dying that you try to kill yourself and you can't.

Never dying. Can you truly imagine that concept? When this planet is gone you will be nothing but a speck floating in the universe, no oxygen to breathe, unconscious, but never able to die. It would be a virtual hell.

I guess your name is "Grim" for a reason.

Well, If I'm unconscious, I'll be dreaming, and if I'm dreaming, I'll be having fun, and if I'm having fun, time will fly, and eventually, I'll land on the sun or something. So if I'm asleep for thousands of years, but I'm still having fun, I guess that can't be so bad.

If you dream, would you not inevitably dream of all those who died around you, all those new friends, those companions, those people you loved? And you'd never be able to wake up. Forever stuck in a perpetual nightmare in which your subconscious subjected itself to torture, recalling those perfect memories. And you'd have thousands of years of them.

Unless you have fun thinking of those you loved who died, then you will suffer a worse fate than anything ever before.

My last ex dumped me the day after last Valentines Day, then came around today to mock me. Fucking bitch.

Stop complaining and accept the fact that you have insomnia and will have it for the rest of your life.

Just go back to sleep when you wake up, and if you can't, then stay up.

Of course it is possible, and we are all performing time travel. One second at a time. We all move forward, is that not travel?

I don't dance anymore...I did once, back in my Sophomore year with the girl I loved and still love, will always. I always went to the dances stag because I was a nerd and she asked me to slow dance, so I did. We started going out a while after, we went to a couple other dances together, one of the best times of my life.

Six months after that dance she got hit by a drunken driver and was killed. And I couldn't do anything about it. So I don't dance, ever, and I never will.

At 46 seconds ago, bgraybr wrote:

At 1 minute ago, MushookieMan wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote: OVER TWO MILLION

That wasn't very hard...

NO U CHEAT

"dick" turns up over one million results.

Gray wins

Can we lock this crap thread up now?

They are all bad

At 17 minutes ago, streetbob wrote: Imagine how fun that would be at times! Shoot yourself in the head, get right back up, AND DO IT AGAIN!
Jump in front of a semi, get up, AND DO IT AGAIN! Get AIDS, get right back up, AND DO IT AGAIN!

Just imagine when anyone you end up liking dies and you don't, and eventually you get so depressed from everyone dying that you try to kill yourself and you can't.

Never dying. Can you truly imagine that concept? When this planet is gone you will be nothing but a speck floating in the universe, no oxygen to breathe, unconscious, but never able to die. It would be a virtual hell.

WHAT THE FUCK

At 58 seconds ago, tox wrote:

watching the bucket list, cant really help it, he just started racing cars

His only good movie was Se7en, that was so fuckin' pimp

I'd pay the owner ten bucks for it, it looks ugly and everyone would think I'm a forty year old pedophile when I drove it around

At 1 day ago, TheDeliMan wrote:

At 1 hour ago, tally1989 wrote: Please recommend me some good over the top movies. Preferably with a lot of weird effects. Kind of like Sucker Punch has.

Donnie Darko one of those craxy movies you have to see more then once, great film

Absolutely.

Also, if you are looking for some over the top stuff, just watch one of them Mexican game shows. Maybe it'll start with a Deal or No Deal type situation, but it always ends with chicks in bikinis having water and other mysterious liquids being dumped on them.

So fucking cool

At 13 minutes ago, tox wrote:

dude, there are only 5 people in this world that can do that with their shlom.. tom, morgan freeman, pimp, putin, and that old spice body wash guy

You need to stop bringing Morgan Freeman into everything, he's just a moderately good black actor with a deep voice. Not like the Messiah or anything, just another actor.

At 2 minutes ago, tox wrote:

At 5 minutes ago, TheGrim wrote: I love Nicholas Cage. I have no idea why, but the worse he gets the more I love him.

He is the best actor ever

funny grim, thats not ho you spell Morgan Freeman

Oh shit I love Captain Morgan

GOT A 'LIL CAPTAIN IN YOU!

At 3 minutes ago, tox wrote:

At 1 minute ago, SCIFIGuy64 wrote: Turned to diamonds. I bet I can mine obsidian with my diggin pick.

your gonna be banned soon for making shit posts you know that scifi?

Dude he's talking about his...well...*whispering*

His penor

I think they need to show more dicks. I mean, they always block out the asses, dicks, and vagina. At least give us a few seconds of penor right here, amirite?