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As much as I worship you, Cootie, I can't let this angsty teenager be arrested!

OP, you have five minutes before the police arrive. They have a warrant. You need to grab your laptop, three cans of food, a knife, and a bottle of water.

Leave your house through the backdoor, and run until you reach a nearby town. Go under the name "Doogie Houser" and I'll get you the forms you need to get into Mexico. You'll be fine there; the US and Mexico aren't great with extradition.

You must go, now!

At A few seconds ago, Cootie wrote: Leave this thread authorities have been contacted.

Oh no not this again...

Them feels are called angst.

Just wait until you get laid, then all of it goes away, and suddenly the world becomes a shining, beautiful place.

At 15 minutes ago, Steff wrote: Lesson learned: never kill a chicken in Skyrim.

This.

Killing chickens is counted as a crime, and you have to either go to jail, pay a bribe, or kill everyone.

I suggest the second or first, but I don't know, I've never actually committed a crime in Skyrim, it's easy to make money without doing so.

At A few seconds ago, Xenomit wrote:

At 1 minute ago, TheGrim wrote:
I refuse to learn from him.

I apprentice to the great three- Cootie, Gagsy, and Xenomit.

If you dont mind, ima put dat in mah sigy sig

You put that shit in there, my friend, you put it in.

At 26 seconds ago, Cootie wrote: I'll rape your whole family.

I am so turned on right now

At A few seconds ago, Xenomit wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Steff wrote:

At 2 hours ago, Xenomit wrote: I prefer cocks and rose-buds

If you dont know what a rose-bud is, just ask almost any gay guy

Okay, and? What is the point of this thread? To tell NG that you're gay? Alright then.

i still like boobs

lol, ng has known im bi for quite a while

Meh, I figure I'll always be straight but different strokes for different folks, if you prefer one sex over the other who am I to stop you? I just find it annoying that some people get overly pissed at homosexuality, it's just stupid to overreact to something like that.

At 5 minutes ago, tox wrote: grim, in honesty luke is actually one of the better minds in this bbs, you would do well to learn from him and what not, hell.. a lot of people would do well to learn from him

I refuse to learn from him.

I apprentice to the great three- Cootie, Gagsy, and Xenomit.

None others may influence my postings.

I follow the greatest of them all, and worship the admin-gods and the mod-demigods.

Look up the Philadelphia Experiment, where a Navy destroyer escort was equipped with revolutionary stealth technology that turned it invisible. After scientists tweaked the technology, the escort vanished from the Philadelphia Naval Yard and reappeared in Norfolk, Virginia.

It's happened, bitch.

At 4 minutes ago, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Who is Cootie? Never heard of that guy.

He's the Jewish guy

At 2 minutes ago, Chdonga wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Luke wrote:

At 1 minute ago, TheGrim wrote:

Here's the deal- you tried to get massive attention by putting a PoS on NG but I made a comment that everyone agrees with, thus I took your attention. Now you are mad that I was able to steal your thread with a single post. So stop getting butthurt and accept the fact that the first post decides who owns the thread.

What

TheGrim's just being an internet tough guy. He's also mocking you (badly) for calling him out on it.

EXACTLY! Finally, someone who makes correct assumptions around here! God, and I thought I was the only one.

At 7 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote: I'd rather have my loved ones for one mortal life then loss them and be alone forever until the end of time.

Well said

I fully agree with you

At A few seconds ago, EddyFromEEnE wrote:

At 1 minute ago, TheGrim wrote:

At 4 minutes ago, DickBuns wrote: Eddyfromeene makes a thread:

Man they've...they've got like...squinty eyes and small hands man...and like...SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FTW!!!!

My impersonation of Eddy...

I don't live in Southern CA.

Okay...nobody move...his eyes see movement, so if we move real slow he won't see us...everyone, sneak out of the thread! Hurry!

At 4 minutes ago, DickBuns wrote: Eddyfromeene makes a thread:

Man they've...they've got like...squinty eyes and small hands man...and like...SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FTW!!!!

My impersonation of Eddy...

At 2 minutes ago, unconsidered wrote: The ones that logic cannot explain, the ones that your not sure who to show. The ones that your not sure what's going on, or you don't know what your watching. But your still amused by it.

Post it please, I'm bored. But as an example: here.

The fuck are you talking about?

BTW lay off the LSD man, it's hard to understand just what the fuck you are saying

At A few seconds ago, Luke wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote: I stereotype. Grow up

Really? You stereotype and you're telling ME to grow up?

Yes.

And now I'm going to dislike the video with my three Youtube accounts, thus putting it at 8 likes and 5 dislikes. I am going to ruin this video because you linked this piece of crap here and assumed that everyone would love you for it.

Here's the deal- you tried to get massive attention by putting a PoS on NG but I made a comment that everyone agrees with, thus I took your attention. Now you are mad that I was able to steal your thread with a single post. So stop getting butthurt and accept the fact that the first post decides who owns the thread.

At 2 minutes ago, Xenomit wrote: I'd fuck'm

Amen brotha

At A few seconds ago, Luke wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote: TELL ME I'M WRONG.

Tell me you're absolutely 100% correct.

I know a black man who is investing hundreds of dollars in to getting me and other recording artists time in a professional recording studio - Hard earned money out of his own pocket... That's pretty much the exact opposite of what you said.

So, yeah... We're all just human man - You're not funny, try harder.

You think, because you have near 19k posts, that you are all-knowing of everyone's intentions. You aren't. If I were aiming for comedy I would've posted up a much better video than this boring PoS.

Yeah, deal with it, I stereotype. Grow up or get out.

At 31 seconds ago, Luke wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote: I opened the link in a separate tab, saw a black guy, and closed it

Some of the greatest minds and world's best thinkers were black... Pretty immature of you, dude. And also unfunny of you.

Dude I wasn't aiming to be funny.

I was aiming for the heart, bro. The heart.

If that kid and I were walking down the street and he knew I had $200 in my pocket, he'd shank me with a pencil and take it. You bet your ass he would. Look at his ghetto house and tell me I'm wrong.

TELL ME I'M WRONG.

I opened the link in a separate tab, saw a black guy, and closed it

At A few seconds ago, AtomicD00M wrote: Lets say you get picked up on a date by Cootie, and takes you out to dinner. After that he drives you to the mountains under the moonlight with a creepy smile.

Will you laugh and kiss him? Or will your run for your life because obviously he wants to contact you with his cooties.

I'd make out with that handsome sumbitch.

Then I'd tickle his balls with a knife and make him suck me off

At 1 minute ago, Oliver wrote: Xenomit is genuinely my least favourite person on this site.

For me, it has to be 10k+'ers that act like they are superior.

Oh wait, that's you! Isn't that just a coincidence.

Asshole

At 21 hours ago, Panzer-Wolf wrote: Mass Effect 2 is no better, with having no plot whatsoever, having to collect partners that have no real worth whatsoever, and other things that doesn't make one lick of sense. The combat is good though, I guess.

No plot whatsoever? ME2 has one of the most in-depth and involved plots of any game I've ever played. There is a lot of backstory as well, tons of side quests that answer questions.

Collecting partners that have no real worth? You must be playing it wrong. By the final mission you've developed a connection with these characters, and it was devastating when two of them died for me. The combat is easily the worst part of ME2, and if you think it is good then you need to stop playing FPS' and learn to play an RPG. The game isn't about the combat. It's about the story, the experience, the journey.

I don't know. Maybe just nothing.

At 1 minute ago, Comrade wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Xenomit wrote: TAKE YOUR EMO SHIT TO LIVE JOURNAL YOU FUCKING EMO GOTHIC SHIT

lulz

GET OFF OUR SITE, FURFAG

SUCK SOME MORE DICKS, ASSHOLE

BTW why do you own a bike? I mean, I had one myself, but then I took a turn too sharp and skinned the shit out of my left leg. Not going back there again, I just freeze up around them nowadays.

At 4 minutes ago, GenesisHell wrote: *obligatory full metal jacket reference*

DO YOU HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM, PRIVATE PYLE?

That seems strange that one cannot give their last meal to others, but I guess it isn't the last request.

At A few seconds ago, tox wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Xenomit wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Chdonga wrote: Because I haven't said it enough, I am a foot man.

Feet > Cocks any day.

You spew your fetish around, no one notices, I spew mine around and the whole place goes apeshit crazy

wtf?

its like a midget ho-down with thousand island dressing,
shit goes BANANAS

Man, one mention of gay sex on NG and everyone goes ape-shit.

What ever happened to just having sex in the missionary position? Why does everyone have weird-ass foot fetishes and midget fetishes and shit? I just like attractive girls with good personalities.

At 4 hours ago, Wagggs wrote:

-Learn how to drive economically. Personally, I recommend getting your hands on a prius, and study how your inputs affect the average MPG scale.

Right, because after people take the test they should just go out and drop $20,000 or so because everyone has that kind of cash.

Oh no wait, no they don't. Not everyone is as spoiled as you, grow up, not everyone lives in the fuckin' Hamptons over here. After I took the test I had about $1,500 to spend on a car and even then I was working a 12-hour job on four days of the week.

At 1 hour ago, Viper50 wrote:

At 6 minutes ago, TheGrim wrote: I'd pay the owner ten bucks for it, it looks ugly and everyone would think I'm a forty year old pedophile when I drove it around

you're not already?

kidding
...or am i?

No, I'm not a forty year old pedophile. I'm a seventeen year old single depressed male...woo-hoo.