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At 6/30/10 07:19 PM, wreckages wrote:

At 6/30/10 07:18 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 6/30/10 07:15 PM, wreckages wrote: get back in your other topic and answer everyones question

My other topic?

dammit boy stop being cheeky

like, buttcheeky? Man, this topic is getting KINKY!

At 6/23/10 08:43 PM, Impornant wrote: I've always thought if you're going to live in an area, you should learn the language. If I was to head down to live in Italy, I would learn Italian. Knowing the native language just makes things smoother.

AND WHAT NEXT? IF AN ITALIAN COMES TO AMERICA, YOU GONNA JOIN THE KKK AND MAKE FUN OF SPAGHETTI? YOU SICKEN ME, MAHN!

Pee on him, no flea is gonna want to stay on a cat that smells like piss. Alternatively, you could go down to the old watering hole and- PENIS

Yo guys, check this rhymes they the shit bitches:

I'm hanging wit my homie, he aint no norm bromie,
Hes a triple gay dick, dont mean you can be a prick,
Get on ya knees, baby say please
You want somma this, better hope i dont piss
What's going on, under ya thawng,
I eat pez, so suck it bizatches,
Ain't no mothafucka who shittin on my terf, ya c?
Thuggy K fuckin out yo, peace

PENIS

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from the riser-pipe while talking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an anvil out, strapping it on.

Suddenly Steven Hawking stood up and proclaimed, "This is the end of class. But not for long!" Then he wormhole teleported them to Russel Crowe's liquor cabinet, located near Tom Fulp's summer home where he likes to sodomize penicorns. Then they electrocuted the penguin of moral destruction because they were busy screwing a bolt into a robot giraffe's rusty pericope and eating minty biscuits while singing, "America, Fuck The Llama!" Regardless, the president was banning all of the llamas to Disneyland, where Donald Duck was watching systematic genocide, pleasing many lesbian zombies that weren't frosted butts.

Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbour's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive Spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole into China. A Chinese astrology junkie strapped on his suspenders and waltzed 500 sheeps into a gigantic apple that had done Al

Retired city cop Rick Mercer shifted uncomfortably in the metal chair, getting a small squeal from the legs as a result. Across the street he could see the World United Bank, people rushing in and out. Mercer himself had been in there less than 10 minutes ago...but again the man had to ask himself, Why did I come here?

He had a feeling that something was going to go down...something big...and that he had to be there to see it. Naturally the bank would be a target for an attack, considering the absurd notion of all the nations working together. Raising the coffee cup to his lips, he drank slowly from it without taking his eyes off of the structure. It was going to happen soon. Very soon.

And, as the silence before the storm, everything seemed to go quiet. Even the running engines of the many cars on 23rd street seemed to shut off. The coffee cup fell from Mercer's hand, crashing on the smooth granite floor and breaking open. The brown drink spilled all over the floor, and in slow-motion the cashier turned towards him, their mouth forming a word that wouldn't be finished. Time still slowed, Mercer flung himself to the ground.

Inside the bank, two gunshots went off. The security officer rushed forwards towards the bomber, hoping to get the detonator in time. The bomber lay on the ground, blood dripping from his black coat and running out of his mouth as he smiled.

And with the vindication of the electric chair operator, the bomber pressed the button down the detonator.

With an almighty explosion, the World United Bank exploded open.

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That's my short story, definitely not all of it, but just sharing. Please comment on what you think.

Ronald McDonald fucking creeps me out. I once had a nightmare where I entered a McDonalds and that friggin clown came out of nowhere with a bloody knife and said, "WE HAVE HAMBURGERS ON THE VALUE MENU NOW!" And then I woke up. Also, did you know that McDonalds can produce and put together a hamburger, sell it for a dollar, and still make a profit? It's because they use so little meat that they apply "Hamburger Seasoning" to give it the flavor.

Also, why would you make an article on this? That's about the most random thing ever.

If you're so concerned about obesity, you should get out of fatland (America) and move to Asia, where three fourths of the people there are half the average weight due to a long history of being underfed. But then again, the authorities might take you as an American spy performing espionage and you'd probably be locked up for the rest of your life.

Basically, you've got to deal with fat people if you plan on living in America. Fat people, illegal immigrants, and rednecks.

Did you know that 42% of all statistics are useless? Did you know how ugly your girlfriend is? Did you know your Dad is a child molester? What do you mean I'm supposed to make up fake facts? I thought you were supposed to say real facts!

If I thought my balls contained monsters I'd...oh my God, they do! HOLY SHIT I HAVE MONSTERS IN MY BALLS!!!!!

Dude...that's so fucked up. That whore outta get the death sentence, or at least get locked up in a fucking mental asylum.

'Cuz she's a bitch.
FAZAM!

Definitely justified. The war would've continued on to Japan, millions would've died, and it would only be worse. But if you're asking morally justified, then I don't know. Maybe, maybe not.

At 5/5/10 06:20 PM, Kev-o wrote:

At 5/5/10 05:47 PM, MrHero17 wrote:

At 5/5/10 05:34 PM, Kev-o wrote:

Human history is not arbitrary, there have always been people who will try to acquire more power. How are you going to argue against people wanting more in life then what they have? You might be able to argue communism on a small scale(since that's actually been shown to work alright) but you seem to be talking about a global communistic society.

How can anyone aquire more power if there is no power to be aquired? I'm talking about abolishing the state, and the hiearchy it entails. Since capitalism is a global economic system, and a socialist nation would certainly threaten the main interest of capitalists, a socialist nation can't exist. Thus, communism has to be achieved through a worldwide worker's revolution or else it is supseptible to the advances of capitalist reactionaries.

Riddle me this, how would we begin to move from where we are now(since if you want to talk about hypothetical utopias that have just always been there were not going to have much to talk about), to what your talking about. How do we unite the entire world and make sure that the system continues to work once we do? That's what my hypothetical were about, they were situations that threatened the stability of your society.

Through social revolution and class warfare. Strikes, occupations, demonstrations, and eventually collectivization of factories and workplaces by the workers. At some point, the government would be ousted, and society would be rebuilt.
On the subject of revolution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUig0lFHD Dw
Greece at the moment is starting to look promising.

There's a whole dirth of issues you've been glossing over with this ideal of yours and unless we start going through them and working out solutions your idea has no merit.

People always offer me these ridiculous scenarios instead of asking me about theory and practice. It's quite annoying.

Since you hated my first few question so much, here's a different one. In your ideal society, what happens when a sociopath(who dose not value anyone but him/herself) begins murdering people?

I'm certainly not against self-defense, but I think it would be best to attempt to reform the person. I think it's still important to remember that people are products of their environment, and I don't really think anyone is born a sociopath.

Reform a sociopath? You are one fucking idiot. You get within five feet of him, he'll bite your fucking face off. And second of all, you just don't make any sense. First you chide us about a world of peace, of normality, and then you go on about some utopia bullshit.

You obviously have no real sense of society, if you believe only the poverse need the police. What if some CEO flips a shit and does a drive-by? You'd probably continue on with your argument. But what if your pretty little slut of a girlfriend gets shot? What then?

Crime is crime, wherever you go. Without cops, we'd fucking kill each other.

First off, my uncle is a cop, and to call him lazy, an assaulter, or racist is just sick. Also, police brutality is fairly uncommon, you only think there's a lot because YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IT. And what about all those times the officers help us? How about that crazy guy who shot the cop in Oregon? If he hadn't been stopped, he might've flipped and gone on a killing spree.

Cops keep society from turning into a doghouse. If you hate them so much, why don't you try beating one back? Grow a pair and fight back if you really think it's worth it. Otherwise, just go back to your normal little life.

Do you live in Belgium? I'm just making an assumption, judging by your post. And you're definitely right: knock-offs ruin the businesses of the artisan chocolate makers. That's the problem with modern day society. People get resources from a cheaper seller and try to sell it off as artisan, thus cheating the originals out of their money. And eventually it gets to the point where the artisans are completely driven out of business and the cheap knock-offs are all that are left.

Lolz, this is hilarious. You see, the thing is, we only get angry at video games because once we lose we realize that games are worthless. They kill off your brain cells until you're either dead or a lifeless shell, unable to even move a finger or toe. America needs to shape up, and show the rest of the world we aren't fat degenerates.
On the other hand, games are fuckin' cool! Rock out!

What I'm wondering, is when do Pokemon ever take a piss or crap? I mean, the owner never lets them out except for battles, so do they just go in the pokeball? This kind of shit makes you wonder, man, it makes you wonder

LOL

Mmmmmm.....autistic babies......they make me hungry.......

SAMUEL L. MUTHAFUCKIN' JACKSON! AND A SHITLOAD OF CONDOMS!

Dude, Macs may be simpler but they have a lot less of the features that you'd get for Windows. And plus, rebooting your comp. for updates takes about 3-4 minutes, which is hardly anything. But if you're really pissed off, you should get rid of your Windows XP Operating System and get something more modern, like Windows 7. It's way easier, and I promise you won't be upset with it.

Lol, man, at my school the school comp. are blocked f/all sites that have games or vids or anything! So, I won't be able to download it :(. But thanks anyways. (BTW I'm in High School, that's why I use school computers!)

Lol, the comments you guys post are hilarious. And good job, Luis.