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Look out guys, we got a detective working on Facebook here, don't try to be popular or he might use his mad wizarding skills and find out that everyone on FB is a copy-paster.

OP, who gives a shit, 90% of the shit on FB is copy-pasted from one or two sites anyways, and what does your friend having likes even affect? I mean, big deal, some people mildly like his post, so you should dick everything up with your jealous butthurting?

No, I live in Oregon, and at my school there are no gangs.

At A few seconds ago, Gyopi wrote: Burthutt

BURT REYNOLDS

Yeah bruh, this planet started out as a monkey then turned into this.

Soon all of us will be planets...

Come on bruh, I'm a 2010 user, I need TL;DR's or my brain explodes a la Scanners.

Also, if this is a philosophical thread I will be so fuckin' pissed.

Because it hurts like a fucking bitch. It's a low thing to do, and there are so many other places you can hit other than the cajoles, ya know?

Man, the other day my friend asked me for some cash so I gave him a ten, but I should of given him a five. I mean, I don't care if my friends pay me back or not, but I'm a penny-pincher, something I should of changed a long time ago, ya know?

BTW this thread sucks monkey balls

You are too late, the challenge was No-Fap February.

And no, I couldn't win the challenge...and I'm going to pleasure myself however I want regardless.

So what should we do? Stick our heads near some farting asses to try and judge the exact pitch of the fart?

Man this thread is retarded

At 6 minutes ago, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Good thing I screen capped all my Epic thumbed-up comments before hand

But a thumbs up isn't worth anything. That's like screen-capping a thread in 4chan because you posted in it...pointless.

Wow...OP didn't even put "Discuss"

This thread fucking blows

I still love you, Master Xenomit.

All of us have our carnal desires. Maybe God wants us to fuck furries. Who knows?

That is God's way of telling you that you have sinned. The only way to gain back your integrity is to cut off your penis.

God wants you to.

Do it do it do it

At 2/2/11 11:23 AM, Shade wrote: We don't do raids, it's in the rules.

Ignore this backseat modder, everyone.

RAID THIS SUMBITCH, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE MUST FIGHT THE GLORIOUS FIGHT!

I just want my old Fab aura, but the Taliban Regime won't give it back, they have put the ransom at five billion dollars.

I'll save you, my old friend!

Nope

Oh God. I have nothing in my left hand. Thus, all the oxygen everyone has become shit.

HELP ME I'M DROWNING IN SHIT

Anyone that isn't Adele...

/thread

Now how about we remove all the Justin Bieber comments from the Eminem videos? I swear, it's always the top 2 comments...

I love how it gave you points for "cunt"

Man, if someone punched you in the stomach, you'd probably end up shattering all of your ribs.

Is he part of the Illuminati.

At A few seconds ago, AtomicD00M wrote:

At 31 minutes ago, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 42 seconds ago, Gagsy wrote: So you made this thread to basically tell us that you're gay.

I don't want to sound like I'm backseat modding but isn't this rubbish best for blog posts? You're gay, good for you but who really cares besides those of your inner circle, or inner rosebud.

But we need to know

I care for your rosebud.

That was such an amazing movie...watching as Kane died, the snowglobe slipping from his hand

"Rosebud"

The snowglobe breaks on the floor.

They never knew that it was the sled, the symbolization of the only time where he was truly happy- his childhood.

At A few seconds ago, EddyFromEEnE wrote:

At 21 minutes ago, Travis wrote: Oh so you are going to teach Asians, English?

Fucking racist, how about you travel the world and teach EVERYONE english, regardless of their ethnicity.

Can't tell if you're really serious or trying to be funny... but I guess I'll just fake a laugh? Ha ha ha, very funny, Travis...

No, Travis has a point. We should not be going everyone forcing our language on everyone just because we think we are the best; isn't it better to just let them keep their language and not be forced to learned 20+ others because everyone wants a little bit of the country?

I'd have the power to remove all powers, just to troll the fuck out of all you guys.

Tim Burton? Let me guess- it has Johnny Depp, like all of his other movies?

He is just so fucking insecure with using anyone other than Depp as the lead.

When I was young, like 5 or 6, I remember I had a dreamcatcher in my room. I always thought it would help, but thinking about it helping made me dwell on nightmares. All I really remember from my childhood is that I had terrible nightmares really often...also, I saw part of the Sixth Sense when I was 7 and could've sworn I saw a man hanging from a noose in the laundry room at our house, I didn't get to sleep until late that night.

At 5 minutes ago, Travis wrote: Oh so you are going to teach Asians, English?

Fucking racist, how about you travel the world and teach EVERYONE english, regardless of their ethnicity.

Well, we could just do what the Roman Catholic Church did and just kill anyone who didn't speak English, wasn't white, and didn't believe in the Christian God.

I guess we're improving?

At A few seconds ago, TitsMagoo wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Steff wrote: The problem isn't about the game or those cunts being bitchy, it's about your problem with girls.
Learn how to talk to girls, be nice and charming, catch them using your magic net, and then take
the fucking ball.

I've tried. This is what I remember saying to them multiple times, "Sorry about interrupting you, but can we please have the ball back? I promise this will not happen again" She respons, "NO!" "I know you gals are annoyed but please let us have another chance". She still said no. What pisses me off is that I'm practically begging her! I'M FUCKING BEGGING TO A CUNT! A FUCKING CUNT!

That's the problem. You are caring too much. Chicks love it when you treat them like shit and not care about them. It drives them batshit wild.

If she takes your ball again, do this. Walk up to her slowly, hands in your pockets, pretending like you are just strolling somewhere nearby. Go up to her, look her in the eyes. Make sure your head is tilted slightly. Tell her "The ball, I assume you have it?"

She will probably say yes. At that point, things become very complex. No graph or theory can save you here, only raw luck. You must put out an aura that says you want the ball but that the ball is nothing to you; you must care and be careless.

When she says yes, ask her if she would mind giving it to you, in an intellectual way of speaking, you know. She will say no. You must stifle your anger and ask why not. She'll either give no reason or a shitty one, and you must reply by asking her out on a date. Make a segue so it doesn't seem too much of a jump. Chances are extremely high she will say yes. If she says yes, she will give you a blowjob on the first date and your problems will be solved.

You know a girl likes you when she tries her hardest to piss you off. That is a confused teenager way of showing emotions. Either that or you could just go up to her and say "Give me the ball or I'll bring the administration down here and get your ass put in detention."

That one works just as well but entails no blowjobs.

BTW stop playing catch with your friends, what are you, ten?

At 24 seconds ago, Xenomit wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, Gobblemeister wrote:

At 42 seconds ago, Gagsy wrote: So you made this thread to basically tell us that you're gay.

I don't want to sound like I'm backseat modding but isn't this rubbish best for blog posts? You're gay, good for you but who really cares besides those of your inner circle, or inner rosebud.

But we need to know

he's right, everyone must be constantly updated of my life. I am one of the three greats, and the king of furries, after all

I'd support you, but you are the least of the three, and Gagsy is far superior to you.

I'm sorry...but I can't help you here, Xeno.