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I took LSD once when my then-gf showed me some her brother got.

I don't entirely remember what happened, all I know is that everything was blurry and that, when I finally came to, I was sitting in a booth at some diner in Gresham (A ways away from where I live) and she was there too, completely fine. We had some coffee, and some dinner, and then went back home.

The scariest part is, I didn't have my car at the time, and she hadn't bought one yet

Tell her she got you so horny you shit yourself, she won't know whether to like you or be disgusted.

Judging by the McFat mom though, she'll probably bang you anyways.

Shit, I love that show.

BTW tons of missing characters in your copy paste

At A few seconds ago, Minty-Hippo wrote: In my day.

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At 12 minutes ago, DickBuns wrote:

At 13 minutes ago, EddyFromEEnE wrote:
Was that in England or B.C.

Seriously. Shut the fuck up. We don't care about the shit that happens in your area on a day to day basis.

UGGH MY NAME IS DICKBUNS AND I AM BUTTHURT AAAAAAAGHH

At A few seconds ago, Minty-Hippo wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote:

In my day she was just the smaller amoeba that you absorbed to grow larger to split in half so that you could spread your descendants.

In my day we were busy waiting for god to create her before I could physically abuse her.

In my day nothing existed

At 3 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:

I'm just don't obsess about anime so that I can talk to people about things people talk about while out in the nice warm sun often enougb so it doesn't burn my skin off.

my parents down have a basement haHA!

This post had so many fucking spelling and grammar errors that it gives me a migraine just looking at it...

At 1 minute ago, Minty-Hippo wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote:

At A few seconds ago, yurgenburgen wrote: In my day divorce was not an option.

In my day you could do anything you wanted to your woman and she liked it.

In my day she didn't even have to be your woman. You just needed to have the biggest club.

In my day she was just the smaller amoeba that you absorbed to grow larger to split in half so that you could spread your descendants.

At 35 seconds ago, Minty-Hippo wrote:
You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never, ever, ever be apart

I love sounds of Gitmo.

OH GOD LET ME OUT
THESE SOLDIERS ARE KILLING ME
I'LL KILL EVERYONE

I love the sounds of Gitmo Bay, Cuba.

At A few seconds ago, yurgenburgen wrote: In my day divorce was not an option.

In my day you could do anything you wanted to your woman and she liked it.

At 1 minute ago, Minty-Hippo wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote: IKR I'm so jealous he keeps stealing the 12 year old girls from me, they just won't get in my van anymore unless I pretend like I have signed copies of his CD's.

Try a bat, and a hockey mask.

Nah, that scares them.

I remember when it was as easy as just saying you had candy, and they'd hop in there and follow you anywhere you wanted.

So fucking complicated these days.

At 54 seconds ago, Minty-Hippo wrote: Oh god.

Oh god please stop!

For the love of god please i'll give you anything just make it stop.

I love the screams of my victims.

MMMMMMMMMFFFFFMGGGGMMM

I love the sound of people trying to say things past the ball-gag I put in their mouths before tying them up and slowly cutting them apart.

IKR I'm so jealous he keeps stealing the 12 year old girls from me, they just won't get in my van anymore unless I pretend like I have signed copies of his CD's.

Went to one once, and everyone looked like they wanted to kill me and sell off my corpse as cheap meat.

At 1 minute ago, Minty-Hippo wrote:

At A few seconds ago, TheGrim wrote: Take this waltz, take this waltz! Take it's broken waste in your hand!

Man I love Leonard Cohen

I love Leonard Nimoy, and his break through song about The Hobbit.

I heard you on the wireless back in '52
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't stop you from coming through

Man I love The Buggles

At 19 minutes ago, Minty-Hippo wrote:

I am so jealous, I am gonna burn down my high-school!

Everyone leave this thread now. Authorities have been contacted.

At 23 seconds ago, Halberd wrote: And how could I forget the conspiracy theory comments

'herp derp fema camps, herp derp government burning the excess population alive in fema camps'

Meh, some conspiracy theories are mildly believable, but everyone hates on every possible one despite the fact that some were true, like how many Freemasons there were in the government.

Take this waltz, take this waltz! Take it's broken waste in your hand!

Man I love Leonard Cohen

The fact that this thread is still alive shows how retarded NG can really get.

Ever heard the term "My God is better than yours"?

That pretty much describes 90% of the posts on Youtube.

I love how you want emo tits but you don't want piercings.

The two go hand in hand, bitch, GTFO if you can't accept some sexy piercings.

At 1 minute ago, BubblyMac wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, TheGrim wrote: You make me ashamed of the human race

Your beard does the same.

That's a picture of Justin Timberlake from the music video "Motherlover"

Stupid motherfucker, watch Saturday Night Live for once

No. I wouldn't because, even if you were to see the future, your knowing of the future would change it.

Also, that is too powerful. I know 99% of the people here would use it to exploit it for money and girls and stupid shit like that, but it would just ruin life. One of the best things about life is not knowing what is going to happen next- if you picked the best option every time you would not be able to relish the entertainment as much because you would've never felt failure.

At 12 seconds ago, Minty-Hippo wrote:
Oh, yeah I'm sorry. I apologize for being jealous of a guy who goes to places filled with sweaty fat guys, and professional event organizers. Who might I add are constantly being heckled by the fat sweaty guys for having a facsimile of being healthy. (and female) This also, might I add, is something he WANTS to do.

You realize that the harder you protest, the more you show how jelly-ous you are.

You need to cut your balls off

It's the only way

Yes

I hate it

You make me ashamed of the human race

At A few seconds ago, Minty-Hippo wrote: Wow bro, good job cosplaying as stereotypical anime guy #4. I just wonder how people are going to differentiate you from, Anime dude with a leather jacket who is a bad ass, and Anime dude with a leather jacket who's actually gay.

Hey, Japanese chicks love stereotypical anime guys...I think.

I dunno. I've only had two Asian girlfriends though I was never into anime...

FUCKING

NERDS

At A few seconds ago, Minty-Hippo wrote: Look for System 32, it's a secret file Windows put into your computer to keep you from making games. That way you can only play minesweeper. All. Day. Every.Day. Delete it, and you can make your new game, but only if you also delete minesweeper.

Totally Cereal.

Ohshit we got a winRAR up in dis bitch slapping code and swinging Wacom tablets.

Hey, you want to know a great joke?

Two men walk into a bar. The first orders H20. The second says he wants "H20 too"

The second man died