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At 5/16/11 11:20 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote:

At 5/16/11 11:08 PM, DiseasedAfrican wrote: Staring into my soul...

hnnngh

Mmmmmm....

I'm...I don't know what to say.

the what now by the who.....hey look a flying ape like butterfly

Just watched that, U jelly?

At 5/17/11 12:32 AM, Necrodeath wrote: I love giving pain to those who deserve it. Kinda like the Punisher.

I like fapping off to people who don't deserve it. Kinda like a PEDO

Oh, dear God above, you don't have those games? Borderlands is okay, and so is Killzone 2, but the fact that you have a ps3 ruins each of them. Thus, those games were crap, your friend probably got like thirty bucks at the most from them. You shoulda laughed at him and told him good job.

At 5/13/11 11:22 PM, SergeantLuke wrote:

At 4/14/11 10:35 PM, Cocoon wrote: I've been reading Chaucer, and I have learned that if you force sex on a girl whilst she is sleeping, there is a good chance that she will fall in love with you, and won't want to shame herself.

You can read Chaucer? Already you are a much smarter man than I.

How posh of you! All good gentlemen have enjoyed their time with The Canterbury Tales! It is simply spangling that you have not experienced the wonder of The Father of English Literature.

You should've grabbed her cock

Does it matter?

*Pirate ship draws alongside the thread, pirates kill meh*

YARR

A penis hat, but if I posted a picture I'd get banned

At 5/16/11 11:52 PM, yt1DER wrote: Full version:

Is it bad that I'm fapping to it?

lol, I just looked at the link, saw ebible, and knew it was a stupid religious website.

HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE THE MAYANS JUST DECIDED NOT TO CONTINUE THEIR CALENDER? WHAT IF IT WAS 2011? OR 2025? THEY JUST GOT BORED

Stop breathing! It's just the transfer of air into the lungs, which in turn pumps into the bloodstream! One death is meaningless to the Earth, stop breathing, we need our air and your pointless bullshit is wasting it!

Could I fap to these birds? I damn could. I damn could fap to these birds.

At 5/16/11 11:49 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 5/16/11 10:55 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Hold it right there, dirtbag!

Ok who the hell was wearing a wire?

I COULDN'T HELP IT, THEY TOOK MY SON!

Christianity says gay sex is bad, but Jesus pursued a constant relation with Santa Claus and always had a few lesbian apostles around him so he could jack off.

No, I don't tend to hang out with Republicans that much

At 5/16/11 08:32 PM, Asperchu wrote: Time to celebrate!!!

+1 POST ASSHOLES.

ITS AN APPLEBEE'S NIGHT TONIGHT!

I could fap to this. I could.

I'd try, but she's pretty enough already.

I'm gonna get you for tricking me into thinking that NG Chat is up, every time I see chat in a title I think it's finally up.

At 5/11/11 08:59 PM, TheDunwichHorror wrote:

At 5/11/11 08:57 PM, TheGrim wrote:

At 5/11/11 08:56 PM, Irrelephant wrote: i like this new facebook the colors look better than blue and white so boring

Yeah it's like sucking your dick for a dollar I NEED MONEY

i can give you some

how much are you needing atm

If your dick is below ten inches, I require four times its length.

Let me finish your thread title:

"Hockey sucks dicks"

There we go, all that's in order.

Just suck dicks, you'll make a nice living off of that. At least, I did.

At 5/11/11 08:56 PM, Irrelephant wrote: i like this new facebook the colors look better than blue and white so boring

Yeah it's like sucking your dick for a dollar I NEED MONEY

At 5/11/11 08:51 PM, Gobblemeister wrote:

Nah man, I gotta hit the books

So instead of going to get your girlfriend back you'd rather study? Listen, I won't troll you for this one time, because this is an opportunity you don't wanna pass up. Don't put the books over her, if she really means something to you, grow a pair, go find her, and tell her what she means to you. Unless you are talking about your penis.

Cut it off.

One time we had a pornstar for a teacher, and she tried to get us to do some kiddie prons, but I was like Nahhh, and she cried and killed herself

ONLY GOT FOUR MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD!

Masturbation really gives you good wrist and finger strength, do that often. The doctors actually recommend it, a proven fact ya know.

Not to be rude, but this has gotta be the gayest thread I have ever chanced upon.