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I am very skilled in Flajrankinian, the language established by the Grand Ruler Supreme God Commander Fuark of the Fuarkian people.

At 5/3/12 09:04 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
its not forward thinking letting illegal immigrants run around and local law enforcement can't do shit about it is a problem that is effecting our national economy. the second amendment gives me the right to bare arms which they are trying to regulate with gun control which is unconstitutional. and keying someone else's car isn't fucking cool.

>Hates illegal immigrants
>Proclaims right to "bare arms"
>Gets mad when an eco-concerned person uses radical methods to bring awareness

Yep, you sound like a "patriot" to me. Next thing you know, you'll be shouting AMMMMMERIGUUUUHHHH while you stab a Mexican to death.

At 5/3/12 09:38 PM, Fragment wrote: Lol, you try to make an interesting thread where people can share the best stories of their lives and read others, but alas, instead you get people who troll because they don't want to make the effort to write out four sentences about their lives. Yeah, have fun "trolling" and insulting each other, it's the easy thing to do bros.

Dude, this is Newgrounds, you expect a thread to stay serious? Jesus, how new are you? Goddamn you fail if you expect something like that.

At 5/3/12 09:22 PM, shinobody wrote:
You're being insensitive. Coming out is serious moment and shouldn't be taken lightly. This man has chosen NG to do this; Retarded decision it was, but still, let's not bash on him for that.

You're right. I'm deeply sorry, OP, you may continue coming out of the closet now.

ITT: This thread is a bunch of people trying to understand people with furry-fetishes.

You don't understand them. They aren't the same as everyone else. Their minds are...different.

At 5/3/12 09:22 PM, Fragment wrote: I'll start.

Action Sequence- Summer after graduating from high school, some of my buds and I were chilling at my house, playing video games, drinking and smoking weed.

More like you got high, hallucinated that you did something cool, and then woke up two hours later after having gay sex with your high bro.

Sex Scene- I lost my virginity in an awesome way.

You sound like a virgin

Tearjerker- My childhood dog, Desorden, an Old English Shepherd, was with us visiting some friends at their apartment when it ran out the back door leading to the balcony to jump up to greet someone. The guy moved out of the way and Desorden jumped over the balcony railing to the ground three stories below.

So your dog jumped off a balcony? That sounds more like a comedic moment, add some Benny Hill music to that and replay it over and over...God that would be hilarious.

Scary Scene- I was 12 and out with my sister, cousin and a friend in the woods behind our house, when we found a burnt down shack with a ton of crap inside. We heard an incredibly loud, inhuman growl. As we ran out the shack I looked up at the ceiling and crouching on top of some rafters a dark shape looked at us below. It was shaped like a skinny kid except it was completely covered in shadows and all I could make out were a pair of eyes.

Right. You probably found some old crack den and licked a dirty needle. Have fun with HIV problems, bro.

Cheers

If I were a movie, I'd probably be a Hitchcock movie, because I like everything meticulously planned out before I do it.

At 5/2/12 09:56 PM, MushookieMan wrote:

Kids are always touching me. Some day I'm going to call the cops on them for adult molestation. Hands off, kids.

Damn kids, they need to be taught some non-sexual lessons!

At 5/3/12 09:14 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 5/3/12 09:11 PM, shinobody wrote:

you jealous of my money, noob.

What money?

I think he has his money confused with his parent's money, how embarrassing.

Here's the part where he re-affirms he isn't gay, though he's secretly lusting for his male neighbors.

Texas has a bad reputation, but then again, we've just been assuming you are all like George Bush Jr.

The.

It's the perfect word to describe him.

At 5/3/12 01:31 PM, Natick wrote: I swear to God, I will send $5,000 to every poster here if this flame bait sinks without response.

Man, some people just don't understand to read the sign "Don't feed the troll."

Herpes- nah, just pulling your dick, bro.

AIDS

At 5/3/12 07:33 PM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: Make sure you work out too.

You'll need to for when people try to beat you up.

Agreed.

Also, gauge your ears out to the point where they become useless, limp bags of skin. Then, you can pretend like your life is worthwhile by spinning them.

As long as the stem cells aren't embryonic then I'm okay.

At 4/10/12 02:56 AM, SoapyCola wrote:

At 4/10/12 02:28 AM, TheGrim wrote: Hmm? Getting old isn't fun. Your body becomes weak, you have a low amount of energy, your bones become brittle, your eyesight poor, your walking stiff, your movements shaky, your thoughts jumbled, your words confused and quiet. Even if by some miracle you maintain mental stability then you have to watch as those you love die around you as you continue to age...but what is worse is Alzheimers. Having to forgot everything you ever knew, all the people you loved, your friends, pets, past, everything- gone. Surviving through life is subjection to torture, it is the worst Hell man can experience. I would much rather die young than have to live through what my genetics have in store for me.

Hey look, someone who is spouting wisdom that they clearly would have lived far longer than
seventeen years to even grasp the concept. Oh no wait, just bullshit. Quit talking about shit you
don't know a god damn thing about.

Wisdom? That's logic, not wisdom. Things I don't know a god damn thing about? The afflictions common to the elderly will be soon at my doorstep- poor genetics from my mother and father will land me in deep for medical bills by the time I am 40. And do not think I have not experienced...I've had family members die, I've seen one of my friends die right in goddamn front of me and you have the ignorant, self-entitled attitude to fling about your arrogant bullshit?

You are a fucking child in every right, an adolescent that spouts ignorance and challenges his elders out of stupidity. Just let me tell you something, kid- the world isn't as forgiving as an internet forum, and the next time you challenge someone as you have done to me they might have half a mind to kick your ass six ways to sundown.

At 4/10/12 02:49 AM, tox wrote:

Sounds like you had to wear some sort of undergarment while doing a menial task. Were you molested as a child, SKHM?

grim... id prefer if you kept that kind of stuff in the pms ... we dont need to hear that kind of answer from skhm, and you are not correct in asking that... in any way shape or form

I can tell you would prefer to keep it in the pm's. I can tell you want to be sheltered from his answer, because of your fears...fears of what? That his words would corrupt you somehow? He made a ridiculing comment to the OP for using a slang term uncommon for his age and I gave my question in defense, is that really so wrong? The day that I see you people are wise enough to defend yourself I'll back off, but until then I'll ask whatever needs to be asked, regardless of how you think it'll affect your "perfect utopian society."

Grow up, Tox, NG isn't perfect, and my question didn't make it any worse.

And SKHM, if you aren't lying, then you have my full pity for what happened in your past, and I do hope that he burns in Hell for what he did to you.

I forgot possibly my favorite line from any movie ever-

"For someone not born for this world, I must say I'm having trouble leaving it. But they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star, so maybe I'm not leaving. Maybe I'm going home," Ending monologue by Ethan Hawke's character from the movie Gattaca, one of the best films ever made.

Nope, though one time I was trying to get to this one good porn site called oogle.com and I accidentally put in a G and the stupid fucking browser sent me to some stupid search engine, I mean come on man.

To be honest, I cannot remember. And honestly, that doesn't surprise me in the least. I'm hardly a looker, with glasses and a facial condition akin to rosacea makes me look like an antisocial nerd, and because of some reasons I have yet to figure out I have a number of social problems to the point where I have extreme trouble simply initiating a conversation, even for small talk. Basically, no girl would really want to go out with me or get my dick, for a long time.

I believe that people are not born with talent; talent is something you gain through repetition and constant practice. However, I do believe that some people are more attuned to certain things from birth- for example, I am not much of an artist, or a sculptor, and I could never mix colors worth a damn, but I've found a bit of homeliness with writing fiction- something about letting the expanse of my mind onto the blank paper to create characters, to understand those characters, and to shape their lives and their backstories to develop them fully.

At 4/10/12 02:25 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: faggot zombie penis tents

And look how far NG has gotten...I swear to God, I think even 2010 was better than the users nowadays, it's just sad what's happened to General.

At 4/10/12 02:30 AM, SKHM wrote:

At 4/10/12 02:26 AM, Jeffyx wrote: Thanks man. I really did feel shear terror. Im gonna gro a pair and tell them tomarrow.

You're still going to have the vacuum the house in one of your mom's gold thongs in front of your entire family. I hope your sister laughs at your erect dick popping out of the thong because you're thinking about fucking her and then you get harder because you love being shamed for being a bad boy. Your mom is going to be wearing a low-cut top too. Your hormones are going to be racing, bud. You're going to hit puberty in no time and finally "grow your pair".

SKHM, just because you had fanatic visions of incest-related experiences with your mother and sister doesn't mean everyone else has them. I mean, I get that you are annoyed over this kids analogous use of the slang "grow a pair" and that his grammar is about as comprehensible as a kindergartners, but your attempt at a humiliating post is undermined by the hints of angry memories in your childhood that you did your best to forget.

Sounds like you had to wear some sort of undergarment while doing a menial task. Were you molested as a child, SKHM?

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here," Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy

Honestly, I'm indifferent on the subject of tattoo'ing. It's entirely up to the person wanting the tattoo to get it- they are not forced into or out of the decision, it's an entirely consensual act. Bodily modifications are no new thing- eye surgery, piercings, etc. have been around for a bit of time. And when people say never trust a book by it's cover- that's an apt adage. I know people with tattoos who are friendly, hard-working, and dedicated, just as I've seen tattoo'd people who slack around and procrastinate and fulfill the generic stereotype of a tattoo'd person. Basically, never jump to conclusions, and never try to force your beliefs on someone else, because both approaches will eventually lead to horrendous failure.

Hmm? Getting old isn't fun. Your body becomes weak, you have a low amount of energy, your bones become brittle, your eyesight poor, your walking stiff, your movements shaky, your thoughts jumbled, your words confused and quiet. Even if by some miracle you maintain mental stability then you have to watch as those you love die around you as you continue to age...but what is worse is Alzheimers. Having to forgot everything you ever knew, all the people you loved, your friends, pets, past, everything- gone. Surviving through life is subjection to torture, it is the worst Hell man can experience. I would much rather die young than have to live through what my genetics have in store for me.

ITT: Philosophy on General always ends in a bunch of people bitching at each other over some stupid half-baked crap they pull out of their ass. Just wait- in a page or two this thread will be 1-3 people arguing like little girls.

At 4/10/12 01:52 AM, Jeffyx wrote:

So guys, dont play with fire, unless you want your house to be burnt down.

I hate to say no shit, but no shit, man.

Common occurrance. People hide their emotions by accusing other people of having them, especially if they are taught that those emotions show "weakness" as is the fucked up regiment of parental/government teaching these days.

A $500 necklace I got for my girlfriend...I took a shortcut through an alley because I was running a bit late, some guy figured I had some pocket cash and pointed a knife at me, told me to turn out my pockets. The motherfucker stole my wallet with all my credit cards and photos and the necklace, along with my cell phone.

Police called me a week later saying they'd found my wallet with all my cancelled cards in it, so thankfully I got that back. Figured he pawned the necklace.