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At 3/6/13 01:01 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 3/5/13 07:14 PM, Xenomit wrote: If this country does go into civil war/ anarchy, I will laugh in the face of all the liberal sissies who are against civilians owning guns while I easily defend my house with my arsenal, ordnance and military buddies

I seriously can't tell if you are trying to be clever, or if you are really that stupid...

He's another paranoid hick that thinks all liberals are Hitler/Stalin, probably posts Republican crap all over his Facebook and worships anyone from the Tea Party.

Get over it folks. inb4 "liberal spy spreading propaganda"

I'd throw things at him until he cried. Then I'd laugh harder than I should and go act so kewl arund mai kewl frenz cuz we kewl boollies

R.I.P. Randy "The Macho Man," Savage.

You were one Macho fuckin' Man.

Crash Bandicoot
Metroid: Fusion
Metroid Prime

I want to play Fusion and Prime so hard right now but I lost my Gameboy and my copy of Fusion and I think I sold my Gamecube.

So sad because the nostalgia is hitting me like a brick of sacks.

You want the real hardcore game? Fallout: New Vegas, Very Hard difficulty, Hardcore mode, Caesar's Legion all the way. It may be sorta easy at first, but when the NCR Veteran Rangers show up you'll be begging God for mercy. Getting plugged by Anti-Material .50 caliber Sniper Rifles from a hundred feet away, taking 150% damage and doing 50% damage, having to deal with food, water, and sleep. Plus Stimpaks don't heal instantly.

It teaches you many things. One of those things is that the best things in life will kick your teeth in before they love you.

I loved my Playstation when I was younger. Fucking Crash Bandicoot was the shit. So good.

LSD: The Game

Or just play that sober. It's terrifying regardless

This idea would sound really good if I were smoked out of my mind.

Right now, it just sounds goofy. But I read books, so what the fuck do I know about manga?

At 3/6/13 12:23 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: I'm not a lesbian.

No need to clarify.

When you feel the need to clarify, it means you're borderline lesbian.

At 3/6/13 12:34 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:

At 3/6/13 12:29 AM, TheGrim wrote: Really interesting to see the juxtaposition of the friendly personality that likes the girl and the violent, aggressive personality of the Driver.

That's what makes the whole thing so sad. She's gradually bringing out the humanity in him, but to save her he has to let her go and turn over completely to his cold, violent side. I suppose that's why they chose that song for the end credits.

Yeah I read an interesting point somewhere- every time he's open around her, he isn't wearing his scorpion jacket. He only wears it in the personality of the Driver. And, at the end, when he smashes the guy's head open in front of her, he's wearing the scorpion jacket- she sees that dark and terrible personality for the first time and it horrifies her.

Just a really well-made movie, though I gotta say Ron Pearlman is the ugliest actor in Hollywood.

At 3/5/13 07:16 PM, DarkMatter wrote: but I have to wear this for 14 days.

Oh so who cares

Two weeks is nothing.

At 3/6/13 12:22 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:

At 3/6/13 12:20 AM, TheGrim wrote: Drive is also really good, but that one is pretty straightforward.

But how can he be a real human being and a real hero?

That sorta-80's soundtrack threw me off at first, but then it started to fit.

Really interesting to see the juxtaposition of the friendly personality that likes the girl and the violent, aggressive personality of the Driver.

Not so much "mindfuck" as "cool as fuck"- Looper. Such a fantastic movie.

Drive is also really good, but that one is pretty straightforward.

Check /x/ on 4chan. That'll find you all the good stuff.

At 3/6/13 12:03 AM, frigi wrote:

At 3/6/13 12:01 AM, jaminscript wrote: I wish I could read the minds of people whose eyes I look into.

Granted, but your sight will eventually deteriorate along with your mind.

I wish I had a penguin

The penguin is very aggressive and bites off your hands.

I wish I had all the gold bars in the world.

Honestly, they annoy me. I had an old LG Legacy or something like that before my iPhone 5 and the battery drives me crazy. I could last 4 days on my old phone, using my iPhone lightly gets me 2 days at most before a charge. Plus the first charger I got broke after about a month.

Meh, all these modern touch phones are all pretty much the same. The iPhone seemed to coin the original design, though, but if I were using Samsung instead of Verizon then I'd buy the other phone.

At 3/5/13 11:50 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: I don't count it to be rape but if your fingering your cat then its rape

Well, this thread escalated quickly.

Just light tattoos- some on the back and arms, maybe the legs, but when you go overboard it looks really bad and it's terrible when they get old and sagging.

I intentionally voted for someone else because your outfit looks like something a gay luchadore would wear.

Don't worry about it, it's a crap job that probably just pays minimum wage. Tell the manager that you'll work your shift and pretend you like him in public in front of the customers and that's probably good enough.

Or you could just go completely apathetic and tell him you'll spend most of your time staring at the grill watching the patties burn before going into the bathroom and jerking off to the fantasy of a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.

I'm not gonna post another conspiracy theory/US Gov is gonna take over the world shit post.

But I'll say this- the Government is doing a lot of things these days that are borderline unconstitutional. Killing US citizens in foreign countries... all they have to do is say you're a "Suspected Terrorist" and it's over for you, bud.

Just keep in mind that there's a lot of stuff that goes on that we, as the people, don't know about.

Happy Birthday, complete stranger!

The world lost a strong Socialist today. I won't say whether that's good or bad- but a strong leader died, so R.I.P.

Also, TheGrim is back bitches after a year-long hiatus!

At 9/11/12 08:19 PM, Mumbo wrote: Being as Deadpool is a fag, Thor wins.

Thor's movie blew salami the size of New York state. Batman's reboot? Fucking awesome.

Batman wins!

Hey, how do you make the astronaut's baby stop crying?

You rock it.

Wow, I didn't realize that the posters of General had become such morbid dicks.

Y'know what I feel? Pity. Goddamn pity. Pity that the mom is so blinded by her religion and pity that her daughter never had a chance. I pity the mother that had to go through such a loss.

I can't believe how far down NG has gone...

9gag is just a site that steals it's memes from Reddit and slaps watermarks all over them claiming to be their own. Kind of ironic considering 90% of Reddit's memes are just extremely overused and old 4chan memes that died a long time ago.

Basically, 4chan creates most memes on the internet and everyone else just spews them out and overuses them to the point where they are ruined.

At 5/3/12 09:44 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

You are now ready to be a hero.

Proceed to obtain a viking ship and a salty crew of sea-faring men, sail to the Netherlands, and slay Grendel.

More like ready to an hero.

Proceed to 4chan, tell them, and get back to me once you've gotten four people telling you to kill yourself.

Wow, look, the OP saw Angels and Demons and suddenly thinks he is a historical expert.

Grow up, half the crap said in that movie and book were incorrect anyways.

Your username is one of the most dumbass names I've ever seen...and I'm not emailing you anything, you closet Naruto lover.