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Trust me man, I just had a year long hiatus and came back yesterday.

My problem was that I took it too seriously, focused all on the post count and B/P points. Just relax, take it easy, enjoy it. It's a slower /b/ from 4chan, imagine it like that.

At 3/7/13 12:08 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 3/7/13 12:05 AM, BumFodder wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:39 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:37 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:23 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: how about a anthem about urinating on minors? R kelly could TOTALLY do that.

what lol

Just look up the version by Dave Chappelle.

Drip, drip, drip...

what am I watching

Haters wanna hate.
Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want
None of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do.
I piss on you.
I pee on you.
I said your body.
Your body
Is a portapotty.
I'm gonna pee on you.
Drip drip drip.
Pee on you.
Piss on you.
Piss on you.
You never feel
Quite the same
When you get a whiff
Of my Hershey stains.
I want to poop on you too.
I want to pee in your food.
Only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I want to pee on you.

When Dave Chappelle gets a good joke, it's some of the funniest shit in the world. The Rick James section of the Charlie Murphy Chronicles is just pure gold.

It's kinda sad that he cracked under the pressure, Chappelle's Show was one of the few actually good stand-up shows that lasted on Comedy Central, unlike the lackluster crap you'd see from Demetri Martin.

I'd probably try it once, not like it, and never buy it again.

No point in not trying it and missing out, really.

At 3/7/13 12:14 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: heh . . . i notice a lot of people get question #4 wrong

--supergandhi64

You think there's a right or wrong answer to Question #4?

You are some kind of retarded, aren't you, church boy?

Meh, modern comic books are just getting too far integrated, if you want to understand the full story of 1 you have to read 20 different comic books from other series's. And manga... I just can't get into it. It's just Greek to me.

I read books, man. I finished up with Catch-22 a while back- easily one of the best books I've read in my entire life- and I'm reading The Thin Red Line right now. Plus I've still got to re-read The Prince of Tides, and read A Clockwork Orange, The Iliad, the Odyssey, Crime & Punishment, Atlas Shrugged and The Grapes of Wrath.

At 3/6/13 09:55 PM, Knights wrote: How would one fit such a thing in their mouth is the real question.

Implying that everyone isn't shoving very large things into their mouths on a daily basis.

Come on bud, let's get real here, this is NEWGROUNDS, alright?

The only possible fault is that the kid disarmed the assailant but kept the pistol loaded and held the assailant at gunpoint.

That's incorrect and he could have easily killed the kid, and then someone would have died in the name of gun violence- not good, even if the dead person was a crazy gunman.

When he disarmed the assailant, he should have immediately emptied the pistol of all bullets and removed the firearm from the situation. Of course, this isn't a perfect world, and the kid simply saw the situation as "GET THE GUN AND I WIN THE GAME, RIGHT?"

Past that, he should be really happy. He survived and participated in a very dangerous combat situation, became a local hero, and gets time off of school. Hell, it's a thinly-veiled vacation, it's not a punishment. Get over it, NG.

When I've got a hankering for some fries and a milkshake, Sonic is the fucking BOMB. Their milkshakes are perfectly thick, even better than Burgerville shakes. It's just Heaven baby, just Heaven.

Meh, sorta interesting talent. Not sure where you'd need 20 different languages- you'll probably need 2 at most in your entire life.

But still, kudos to 'em for being able to learn those.

Just craft a completely impossible Da Vinci Code-style situation where you find an elaborate code in the other paintings that points to a treasure map on the back of the Mona Lisa and then it turns out that chick you wanted to bang the whole time? Yeah she's Mary's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great granddaughter.

In all seriousness fuck that book.

Cold fusion is just a big ol' joke. So is solar energy. We need to be grounded in the here and now, and the future of technology. And I spy with my little eye two words- NUCLEAR ENERGY!

Yeah baby! Nothing is a better motivator than the threat of extreme mutation and mass death if you fail at your responsibility! With your silly cold fusion and solar energy, people get lazy, and when people get lazy they lose out on PRODUCTIVITY. We want the people working, folks! We want their fingers worked to the bone, we want them bloody and beaten and tired and feeling like crap!

We need a working nuclear reactor in EVERY AMERICAN CITY, and start up a large-scale organization to "influence" other countries into doing the same.

We need power, and power can only be spelled with seven beautiful letters: N-U-C-L-E-A-R!

Found a conspiracy theory website when I was younger. Had a good laugh off stories like aliens who invented Reaganomics, the assassin who killed JFK by ricocheting a shot out of the sewers, and how Bush was actually a Russian, which is why he can't pronounce, "nuclear."

Oh, and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer is the dumbest, most hilarious piece of shit I've ever seen. I was nearly crying by the end of the movie, it was so undeniably bad.

At 3/6/13 10:49 PM, Cynical-Charlotte wrote:

1. Are you a virgin?

Nope.

2. Roughly how often do you have sex? ("N/A" if you answered "no" above.)

Right now? Not at all. I used to Ving the Rhames about twice a week, sometimes three times when she was in the mood.

3. Are you satisfied with your sex life?

Meh.

4. Do you believe premarital sex is wrong? Why/Why not?

Nope, and if you do you're a silly asshat. People have been boning pre-marriage since the dawn of time, just because a silly old book tells me I shouldn't be boning chicks doesn't mean I'm gonna stop boning chicks.

5. How much time, on average, do you spend on the computer? (Recreational use only.)

As long as it takes your Grandpappy to get fully torqued, cranked, pumped up in the gammy.

Hell man I don't fuckin' know, I don't count that.

At 3/6/13 11:35 PM, Trambamboline wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:33 PM, T3XT wrote: How do you even tell if someone is gay or straight, anyway?

Well CLEARLY if a guy's gay, he'll be ogling other guys junk at the urinal. That's what gays do, right? Act like total fucking chodes?

Well, the OP does that, but I go to an art school with a girl to guy ratio of about 2:1, with a lot of those guys being gay.

My junk has not been ogled once. Just because someone is gay doesn't mean they are some sort of horny ravenous beast that cannot control the urge to lock eyes with man junk every second.

I got mine after Canas went crazy a couple years back and my whistle got broken.

I didn't report a ton of stuff regardless, but I've kept the sig because I honestly couldn't be assed to replace it.

This is a stupid bullshit thread.

Gettin' Jiggy wit It is a billion times better and a much better candidate for being the national anthem. Hell, change how Presidents are sworn in to fit the music, it isn't the 18th century anymore- to be elected, Presidents have to be certified Jiggy-ers and have to get down and Jiggy during their swearing in.

Bring the groove back to America, baby. Na-na-na-na-na-na

Papa Johns and Dominos. Every once in a while I'll get Little Caesar's, it isn't as good as the other two but it's fast, cheap, and greasy- and those breadsticks are just greasy dough, which is a tasty touch that is probably gonna kill me.

I wear glasses, so 3D glasses are just a major pain. It's either deal with the hassle of putting in contacts just to watch a boom-bang Hollywood movie or put on two pairs of glasses, deal with that damned headache, and look dumb wearing two pairs of glasses.

Yeah 3D movies are crap anyways.

OP is clearly a closet homo that has a burning feeling to suck off random dudes at the urinal and feels he needs to be separated to be protected.

Get the hell outta here, you gay John Locke.

Guys, stop, the, OP needs space' Hes gooing through a ruff time

a rilly Ruff Time

pick relateddd

Drinking a bottle of Coca Cola.

Yep.

At 3/6/13 01:44 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:

At 3/6/13 01:41 AM, Gumburd wrote: 2001: A Space Odyssey - I don't ... I've no words that could explain my confusion.

That's because 2001 taps into the unutterable awe and majesty of the universe itself.

2001 makes you focus on the lighting, shots, sounds, etc. just as much as what's going on on-screen. It's a movie that's best watched a few times just to absorb everything, because there's just so much shit you can pull from that movie.

At 3/6/13 01:51 AM, TheGrim wrote: Sketchers Wheelies. Bitches want your dick when you slide on these mo'fos.

Goddamnit NG

Here's the picture of these bad boys:

Sketchers Wheelies. Bitches want your dick when you slide on these mo'fos.

9gag, le reddit, Roblox, Minecraft forums (Was good until the 10 year olds moved in), and that's it. I would say 4chan, but I genuinely enjoy the place; there's something about the pure absurdity of it that cracks me up. Plus the BBS we have here is just a mildly toned-down /b/, 90% of the people here spew hate left and right for no apparent reason, the only difference between you guys and Anon is that they don't censor what they say or post.

But yeah, 4chan and NG are pretty good in the scheme of things.

At 3/6/13 01:35 AM, the-goatman wrote:

At 3/6/13 01:32 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 3/6/13 12:13 AM, MidoriKatsu wrote: You better not eat my dog.

Somebody's being racist...

Umm... your name in your sig doesn't contrast very well with the background.

shit I'm bad at this

You fuck goats and eat babies for breakfast you sick fuck how do you live with yourself end your life now you bastard Nazi KKK fuck!

At 3/6/13 01:26 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:

At 3/6/13 12:39 AM, TheGrim wrote: Just a really well-made movie, though I gotta say Ron Pearlman is the ugliest actor in Hollywood.

Nah, yo. Buscemi all the way.

Yeah, but Buscemi has had some really good roles- Fargo and Reservoir Dogs for sure. Pearlman just sorta has Hellboy and Drive. Though he always narrates for the intro and ending of the Fallout games.

At 3/2/13 05:12 AM, 4Doctodragon wrote:

At 3/2/13 05:11 AM, Phobotech wrote: The sad truth about this thread is all that college, and still so many Caps Lock engaged mis-capitalizations.

It was obviously a parody, you twat.

Yeah you're really bad at writing parodies.

You came off as a retarded 12 year old.

OP needs to get off his high horse and join the rest of us mortals here in the real world.

Get a job or have fun when whoever you owe money to comes a-knockin'. I actually hope you owe money to someone like the mob, the idea of someone's thumbs being broken thrills me slightly.

It sucks that you won't see him, but just imagine this- when he gets back, he won't be the same. You two can pretend nothing has changed, but things have. You'll slowly drift out of touch and you'll find yourself two years later drinking shots alone at home in the dark while looking at an old picture of you two hanging out when you were young.

That's life. Sometimes it feels like everyone is slowly moving forward, and I'm just standing right here.

Watching them drift away.

Fuck life.