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At 5 minutes ago, RedMongoose wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/28240

You shitting me? That hasn't been blammed yet?

At 7 minutes ago, MrPercie wrote:

At 1 hour ago, SnoopyChicken wrote: "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster"

"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."

"It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it."

At 2 minutes ago, TrueLAD wrote: and happy valentines to those of you out there unfortunate enough to be in a relationship!

Way to make me feel like shit, bro

At 11 minutes ago, The-Great-One wrote:

At 23 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote: Eh... even if it was a good film the concept was ridiculous. I just want one believable horror film, and I have yet to see one.

Well you obviously haven't seen Psycho.

I dunno, I doubt that there are a lot of psychotic serial killers who own motels and keep their mother's skeleton with them while pretending that it is really their mother.

Of course he's so good. He's using the math, man. Judging the trajectories, probabilities, ya know? That's how you win basketball. By the end of the season, every team is gonna replace their players with scientists and math teachers in an attempt to win.

IT'S GONNA BE A REVOLUTION.

At 7 hours ago, MultiCanimefan wrote:

The Geneva Conventions? Fuck that shit, either have total war or no war at all. Maybe we'd be a lot less inclined to wage it if it weren't so pussified today.

Thoughts?

Stop playing CoD you little kid and accept the fact that the Geneva Conventions are the only thing keeping us from using gas grenades to poison the shit out of each other. There's a certain point where desperate war tactics become simply inhumane, and the Conventions protect us from becoming little more than fucking animals.

Pussified? Like I said, stop playing your fucking video games and accept the fact that total war could easily obliterate multiple countries all over the world; it's idiots like you that call for global thermonuclear war, and if we do what you think we should then both America, China, Russia, and other world powers would be little more than massive nuclear wastelands covered in fallout.

Just imagine them looking over my search results:

"What did he look up yesterday?"
"Dickgirls."
"The day before?"
"Dickgirls."
"Last month?"
"Dickgirls."

...yeah

No, I haven't noticed, mostly because it is so minor and irrelevant that the fact that their posts are whiter has literally no effect on me at all whatsoever

I feel like I'm the only person in this thread who got the joke.

You use whiteout to get rid of typoes.

He drank whiteout and has type-o blood.

Type-o.

GET THE FUCKING JOKE, NG?!?

At 10 minutes ago, EtchASketchClock wrote: Wow these all suck.

Okay good, the first troll has attacked and failed, now the thread can continue on without fear.

All the bans I've gotten were for good reason, so I respect the mods for being able to do their jobs properly.

My hats are off to you, heroes.

First picture was of some emo looking kid.

Second picture was of a condom covered in seminal fluid...I really need to stop using Bing.

At 2 minutes ago, bgraybr wrote:

"They then search the penthouse and discover that its former owner was an agent of the Vatican who was charged with researching and isolating a suspected virus believed to be the biological cause of demonic possession, which was later confirmed to exist in a young girl who was possessed."

That made me jizz in my pants from the pure badassery

At 3 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Sorry, I misread the question.

At A few seconds ago, dlxrevolution wrote:

3. Would you rather get a blow-job from 3 super ugly fat girls, who use teeth, or blow a shemale, with a super hot body.

Suck a guys dick? Fuck no. 3 fat girls.

Dude it isn't really a guy. It's a chick with a fucking smoking hot body that happens to have a penis.

At 49 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote:

At A few seconds ago, FurryFox wrote: Why are all nudists chicks ugly!? Long story short guys and me take long trip to nudist place for chicks for a easy lay and end up seeing all the women are old and ugly hags. Why can't nudists be beautiful!? :'(

Why are all furries disgusting? I don't know, these are just things the world may never know.

Why are all NG users nerds who live in their mothers' basements? I don't know, these are just things the world may never know.

At 15 seconds ago, SolidToad wrote:

At 5 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote: I'd stop time and fuck every bitch possible.

I was going to say that, but then the words "Rape Lawsuit" popped into my head.

But he could easily have an alibi just by going somewhere else and restarting time

I'd wish myself a glass of milk that always refills itself

Then I'd spill it

As the world filled up with the milk, I'd wish for a nice steak

Fuck the third wish

I think I'd rather make up a bunch of shitty hypothetical questions and post them in a lackluster thread on NG

I'd destroy it, because nobody should have that kind of power.

Plus the movie was stupid

At 4 minutes ago, SolidToad wrote: Wonder who the thrid will be. Famous people pass away in threes.
Whitney Huston, Adam Adamowicz and ____________.

Hundreds of people die every day.

I'm so sorry that you might not get a notable celebrity to die for you, maybe you could try one of the many nameless instead of making death a guessing game for your own pleasure.

At 2 hours ago, finiteasylum wrote: It turns me on, but thats where they poop from.

The funniest part is that's where I put my penis

Does that mean my dick is covered in shit?

Smack dat bitch upside da head

If you don't memorize them you'll never be able to be a good poster on 4chan.

I have them dedicated and follow it's code day in and day out. Each morning I fall to my knees in a non-gay way and pray in a non-religious way to the non-religious gods of 4chan.

White Stripes, Black Keys, REM, etc.

At 12 hours ago, AConcernedUser wrote:

At 4 minutes ago, SKHM wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, AConcernedUser wrote:

At 1 minute ago, MiloBased wrote: Oh no. God forbid the children see the natural order of things.

Funny how you seem to think a hentai of some girl getting ejaculated on by 9 men is "the natural order of things".

well, what is wrong with it? it's just a cartoon

I don't see anything wrong with it. I'm just saying that children visit this site, and I think there should be some age requirement thing for viewing adult content, like there was with the Mature portal before the redesign.

If these children are old enough to understand the website I say they are old enough to view porn.

What, is it gonna scar them for life, seeing some crappy hentai porn? I mean, maybe it'll make them think that all penises but theirs are five feet long and ten feet thick, but that's it. An age requirement gate would just add more hassle to the people who want to jerk their meatstick, you know?

At 8 hours ago, JimmyDodger wrote: So I was randomly youtubing, and came across this little beauty. I usually brush this type of stuff off, but I had such a nostalgic mindfuck, I found that there was something particularly huge in my throat, especially at the end.

I'd say the most recent film that had me welling up was .. 50 50. There are others, but my brain is kind of failing me right now. What about you?

Normally I'm not much of a crying kinda guy but that last clip of that video, the one of The Lion King was really sad...

I'd say the best emotional scene ever is the end of the Green Mile. You all who have seen it know what happens. I will admit, I was crying pretty hard when it happened.

Sorry for your loss, OP. I've had a close friend of mine kill himself as well, and it took me a while to get over it...the best thing you can do now is not dwell on it. Living in the past is an easy way to lose yourself, and it can be really hard to recover if you keep forcing yourself to remember that sort of thing.

I'm gonna adopt an Asian boy and name him Squinty

At 18 seconds ago, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 15 minutes ago, TrevorMcNally wrote: in two words, what would it be?

oh fuck

Life sucks.

Gay sex

Yeah I don't jerk off creepily to FB photos I just have sex with my girlfriend...so...