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Dude and when we are there we can save the moms that all the Martians have been abducting, ya know?

At 24 minutes ago, Luke wrote: How was yours?

One of my bitch ex's came around to me at lunch and in a mocking tone asked me why I was alone. I told her it was because she was such a bitch. Her dumb jock boyfriend came over and threatened to hit me, I told that fucker, try it. I'm not very fit but I'm six-four and a half and he's only like six-one. He said he'd do it later and they walked off.

Forever alone...

I love Nicholas Cage. I have no idea why, but the worse he gets the more I love him.

He is the best actor ever

You must be in a committed relationship. You do not understand the pain of being single on Valentines Day- not only do you have to watch all those other couples enjoying themselves, but you have to look back on the past and remember that pain of losing them, the day is nothing but misery.

We're not changing the background just because your mom saw it and flipped out...besides, who gives a shit if we smoke? How does it affect you? Stop trying to ruin everybody elses lives by bettering yours, get out troll.

At 1 hour ago, Xergozy wrote: Looks nothing alike

Agreed.

/thread

That is complete stupidity. Trade in your family and friends? I can never do that. Besides, why would I want immortality? I would have to either live alone for all eternity or constantly make companions that I have to watch die.

At 11 minutes ago, Halberd wrote: Maybe its best you go to jail before you try to replicate 2 guys 1 hammer OP

Ugh...too far

Never turn a thread into a 2 guys 1 hammer thread without good reason

At 5 minutes ago, Chumbawamba wrote: Was the ending for Black Ops any good? Despite the multiplayer being pretty stellar, the campaign mode felt like a chore.

No.

Basically, Mason finds out the numbers are being broadcasted from some underwater station or something and he goes there and kills the last villain. Then there's some weird conspiracy-type shit where it heavily implies he assassinated Kennedy. I felt retarded when I finished the game, the ending was that bad.

ITT: All the people who are mad/sad aren't in a relationship.

While I admit I did google a bit to discover a bit more, I have to say Douglas Shetland from Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. He began as Sam Fisher's friend, then made a PMC named Displace International, where he secretly worked with Japanese special forces to incite a war between America and North Korea by way of hacking North Korean missile systems to destroy an American carrier.

But he gets his in an epic sequence which I have to reveal.

On the top of a lighthouse, Sam confronts him and holds him at gunpoint while Shetland asks him to stand down, as friends. He then tries to shoot Sam but Fisher caps him and his body falls over the edge.

Damn good game.

At 1 minute ago, katabasis wrote: Monotheism is more popular because there is only one God Almighty and He will punish the wicked unbelievers, idolaters, and atheists among us.

Fear God, sinner.

Good, we have a zealot. It's not like you relentless Bible-thumpers have done anything bad in the past, I mean just look at the witch burnings the Roman-Catholic church ordered. You zealots only ended up killing like 200,000 people by burning them at the stake, none of which were actually witches.

Also, let's not forget your treatment of science over the years. A particularly nice example was the R-C Church's attack on the Illuminati, who were nothing more than a group of intellectuals who believed that science was the key to development and that the church was overbearing. So what did the zealots in the church do? They kidnapped four Illuminati members and branded them with the Holy Cross before dumping their bodies all over Rome.

I am no devout believer in science or religion...I suppose I am an agnostic. I want to believe in God but his most devout followers, his "Christian soldiers" are truly sickening...I honestly don't know what to say.

At 9 minutes ago, Xenomit wrote: I've got the 100 hour long nyan cat video loaded, im gonna go to sleep with my headphones on and see if i can get it stuck in my subconscious

Discuss

Tried that myself...woke up with a paralyzing migraine and my ears felt like they were bleeding.

Thankfully, there seems to be no permanent damage to my eardrums, but I swear, sometimes Nyan Cat will interlude with my other dreams, where I may be dreaming of sex on a beach in Brazil and suddenly the fucking cat.

If you haven't gotten it at this point, this is a troll post

At 6 minutes ago, katabasis wrote: I felt it a few times, they came and went, and I quickly learned that alcohol can not only imitate the euphoria, but also dull the pain.

It doesn't deserve its own fucking holiday.

Alcoholism in no way reflects what a true relationship is like

At 10 hours ago, FattyWhale wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, AniMetal wrote: All lost the metal section of the Grammy's to... a pop punk band whom are only famous because Dave Grohl was in Nirvana.

What is this, I don't even...

Yeah, Foo Fighters is a pretty awful band. All of their music sounds the same.

Honestly, I do like the Foo Fighters. My favorite has to be "Best of You," which I somehow reflect to.

Meh, I think it tastes like crap.

At 2 hours ago, RyderOmega wrote:

At 1 minute ago, rocky99213 wrote: I figured it out now, thanks.

I miss the dark aura.

I miss the old fab aura, but I suppose Melancholy does describe me pretty well

At A few seconds ago, kurt-kobain11 wrote: stuff about being single

You don't seem to understand...if you find that right someone, that someone you want to be with, then the problems just melt away. Everything seems clearer, warmer, better. You don't feel as tired, as angry, as sad. You are able to look into their eyes and know there is someone who really does care about you and wants to spend their time with you.

You can say how you don't need it, but these are things you will never feel without that someone...and once you've felt it, you aren't complete without that feeling. Like a drug, but much more wholesome. Much more freeing. And when it's gone, it's the worst goddamned feeling in the world. And for me, it's gone. She's gone. All my ex's are gone. And soon, I'll be able to find another girl and not too long after that it can end again and the feelings will leave again...

If you be single, you never feel those perfect emotions...but you'll never get to feel the pain of losing them. So maybe you are lucky. Lucky not to have to feel this. This goddamned pain. This hurt.

But you still miss out on those moments. And those...well...maybe those are worth the pain.

The Illuminati.

THE NAME'S ROBERT LANGDON, BITCH

At 6 minutes ago, katabasis wrote:

Why not?

Who's going to miss it?

Considering how you seem that noone loves the human race, why don't you just kill yourself so that nobody has to deal with your annoying shit?

At 2 minutes ago, Xenomit wrote: People perceive me as a fuckishly annoying furry

I perceive me as a glorious furry

I am a glorious furry

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOFURRY

When I was 15, one of my buddies dared me to crawl into a tight passageway (We were at some abandoned building by the coast.), it was like some attic space with a little door. Of course, being a dumbass, I went in, and my buddies locked me in as a prank. However, the cops showed up because we'd been making noise, and kicked everyone out. I was stuck in there for something like four hours in that tight ass space, and I'm extremely claustrophobic now because of it.

And a year later (Also at the beach, this time with my at-the-time-gf.), I wasn't paying attention to the ocean because I was talking to her and a riptide caught me. One second my feet were on the sand and the next I was like 40-50 feet from the coast, my parents and gf were freaking the fuck out. I wanted to spaz out and drown but some part of me remembered to swim sideways, and I managed to get back to shore.

If I had freaked out, I might've died.

This has got to be one of the shittiest threads on the BBS...my mind is so full of fuck right now.

At 23 seconds ago, JBKalso wrote: What am I completely oblivious to exactly. How should I know?

Good point. How can you be aware of something you are oblivious to?

At 12 minutes ago, katabasis wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, Dabus wrote: To wage total war, to wage total war would be the ultimate death wish.

And what would be a more fitting end to the human race?

How about we don't end the human race you idiot kid?

Spending my second Valentines Day in a row single, my girlfriend cheated on me and slept with some dick jock three months ago...god being single sucks.

It'd be sad if it weren't fuggin fur-fiction...how am I supposed to believe it when the protagonist isn't even human?

At 5 minutes ago, SouthAsian wrote:

At 16 minutes ago, Yert wrote:

At 10 minutes ago, TheGrim wrote: I feel like I'm the only person in this thread who got the joke.

Nah bro, I got the joke immediately. I'm actually kind of surprised that so many people didn't get it, it's pretty damn obvious.

I have O+ blood im a universal donor.It suits me because I like to give and love.

This thread has nothing to do with actual blood types, noone cares what you are

At 1 minute ago, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I don't know the official name for this but here we go:

What do you do?
How do people perceive what you do? How do you perceive what you do? What do you really do?

This meme has been around lately covering different professions (director, animator I decided to make my own out of what I do.

Feel free to create your own and share.

Yeah, I've seen about 400 of these on Facebook.

Seriously. Don't drag this shit into NG

At A few seconds ago, DickBuns wrote: Just......Just fuck off already.

Please. Take your Autism to 4chan.

Dude he doesn't have autism, he has Asspergers