Airplane.

the only spoof worth watching twice.

guess what?

after i finish off this can of beans, i'll have a nice fresh pile of Kevin Smith's crap that you can buy.

7.95

"I heard the water's pretty bad in Mexico."

"You don't live there jack shit you don't know anything you're a fagot cuz you complain about mexico but you don't live there ass wipe!"

?

I don't care what people say about countries they weren't born in, unless it's historical fact. People are naturally nationalistic about their countries, so they want to brag. fine. whatever. THe only thing that concerns me about foreign countries is the amount of dumbasses who think that moving to Japan once they get out of college/figure out the language/watch enough anime will fix all their problems. obesity does not change because you live on an island.

it's okay to date two girls at once: in fact, it's okay to go on a date with two girls at the same exact moment! I saw it on Keenan and Kel once: i don't remember the whole episode, but i think it turned out pretty well for Keenan and his two ladies at the movies.

At 7/27/06 03:40 AM, tay_tay7 wrote:

fuck you

only if you bring the beer, sweet heart.

and your macho "i wanna shoot" guns atttitude.

you'd rather speak french than english? are you retarded or something?

At 7/27/06 03:37 AM, Extremewookie wrote:

So you can't legally handle a weapon, you retard!

yeah man, but when he's 18 (or 21, depending on state) he'll get a handgun and act all cool, then shoot his foot like a dumbass...

and he won't enjoy guns so much anymore.

i'd reach back and slap the bitch.

that'd be the end of it.

lol chauvanism

Rambo 4, Rocky 6, Spiderman 3, Batman 2, and Mike Judge's new movie Idiocracy (September).

those are just the things i can think of right now, which are all movies. huh.

go get a job application at your local fast food restaurant and fill it out. turn it in. wait for the call.

fairy tears fill the scratches pretty well, i hear....

What's with all the canadians and australians acting like they own the fucking world? yeah, i'm really scared that some mounties and a bunch of English Wannabes from an island that used to be a prisoner colony are gonna kick some countries ass.

In all actuality, Canada and Australia still owe Europe and America for basically building them. in fact, we still are. They're barely soverign nations.

Australia>Canada>Antartica>Europe>America

At 7/26/06 10:52 PM, _darx_ wrote: anyone heard of the product "Stack"

its from the company m2cglobal

www.m2cglobal.com

its really good, i'm going to start taking it.

tell you what: you try this particular drink for 10 days, like the ad says you can, then report back to ther BBS with your results. before and after pictures would be nice. cause otherwise, it's just like all the other drinks i haven't tried to me.

you may very well just be a dealer.

At 7/24/06 02:49 PM, andymc1989 wrote:

At 7/24/06 02:25 PM, thegreatmonkey wrote: ...and the fucking internet itself are all American creations. we don't owe Europeans shit.

Wrong, a British guy invented the internet, Tim Berners-Lee.

He invented the World Wide Web (...sorta). America conceptualized and invented the internet:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET

and if you look at the history of the internet on wikipedia, it's all Americans up till Tim.

misspelling "horny"- sign of homosexuality.

At 7/25/06 04:46 AM, Mr_Pope wrote: I'm pretty fucking gobsmacked at the amount of people saying stuff like "haha i dun believe you" and "was that rly true?".

Children, it was a run-of-the-mill story with a twist at the end.

boy meets girl, girl reveals secret, boy "Loves her, no matter what".

it's as "run of the mill" as they come.

I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but i always wondered if just standing over the toilet and sticking my finger down my throat would actually make me lose weight.

I'm not fat really, but I do have a few vanity pounds that cover my abs. that really sucks, because i've been doing tae kwon do for 5 years, and 30% of the training is ab related: in summation, they're pretty well tuned. however, this layer of fat i have covering em sorta annoys me.

anyway, i was never really thinking of becoming bulemic or anything, but i was just wondering. is it a dangerous experiment or does it work at all?

you, hugging your 6 breasted mutant girlfriend in the rain...

only in NYC...

i feel bad for calling her a mutant

I leave Time Travelling to Marty McFly and that guy on "LIfe on Mars". We have absolutely not proof or idea of what happens or how we travel through time: it just makes for good TV.

fin

At 7/25/06 12:21 AM, Ozcar wrote:

What could you compare or talk about something you haven't seen yet?

THAT'S PATHETIC.

Watch the damn movie, and then have your own opinion... Otherwise, it's like not your own opinion...

And that makes you PATHETIC.

AWWW Yeah!

Superman returns was pretty good. I imagine most of the people who are going to see My Super Ex just wanna see Uma Thurman beat up some guy. again...

At 7/24/06 11:33 PM, Terphouse wrote: that wouldent make sence.

makes more sense than your grammar.

owned

You know what I think? I think he'd better hurry up and finish writing the third Pee Wee Herman Movie, so i can go see it.

he's hilarious. so what if he did some sick stuff in a theater? makes him all the more interestin, if you ask me.

I'm buddhist (sorta), and i find it sorta funny, if not completely stupid. and for some reason, it's not offending at all, even though you used the words "bling" and "buddha" in the same sentence.

At 7/24/06 07:30 PM, Jizwh0r wrote:

Lol, he loves every shitty movie "Derrr, two thumbs up, huhhuh, thumb."

I agree with Ebert usually, but in recent years he's gone a bit senile. I think it's time you let someone take over, Rog. make it "Maltin and Roeper" or something.

Ebert's brought many anime movies to attention of the public, given thumbs up in the past to movies that some other film critics didn't like but later became classic (i.e. Raging Bull). He's also a Kevin Smith Fan: he gave 3 stars to Clerks and Jay and Silent Bob, and 3 and a half to Dogma and (i think) chasing amy.

that's in the past though. he's just gotten a bit senile. i mean, he liked The Honeymooners movie.

I like these types of pants because it's fun to point and laugh at the skater kids/ Emos who walk around showing off their skinny asses around school, as if someone thought they looked hawt in them.

but i'm sure you do anyway.

too many "thingys", not enough actual description. for me, at least.

At 7/24/06 06:01 PM, Plakat wrote:

What are you talking about idiot? I dont care about my post count and I have over 2,000 not 1,000. Post count doesn't mean anything. Im saying everyone spams to get a high post count. And it should be removed. But we already had that discussion. Don't call me a noob when people know me more than you. Newb.

oh no! I don't have approval from a mass of people on an online forum who i don't know! god i wish i was you, with your massive post count and your superiority because of it!

:loser

At 7/24/06 06:02 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

No, no, lost in translation. Cringe as in, David Brent is breakdancing while everyone stares at him in shock, and it's so horrible to watch. Hilarious, but so awful to watch.

I have a feeling this thread was started so you could school some Americans by acting superior with your British slang.

I personally never have these moments where it's awful to watch but it's also hilarious. well, i guess i did a little in Clerks II during that donkey fuck scene...

Garfield sucks in comics and on screen. the only way garfield is funny is if you remove his thought bubbles:

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At 7/24/06 05:52 PM, Plakat wrote: It amazes me how the people with less than 1k posts act.

it amazes me that some kid thinks he's cool because he has 1000 points.

whoop dee doo, you're still a n00b, child.