At 11/1/09 12:33 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote:

At 10/31/09 10:30 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 10/31/09 10:28 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Honestly, what's the point when you can just find someone else to do it for you?

Some girls are ugly.

Then their massive gut would totally prevent them from reaching.

Dude, gross...

I had to pay 50 bucks to get my first black taco.

Kinda smelt like fish taco's at first but once you dig in, it taste like chicken.

Show me the article that states this.

At 10/22/09 10:51 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Omagawd shoes.

these shoes rock. these shoes SUCK.

I think you have too many shoes...

At 10/23/09 12:37 AM, Rig wrote: I can't even use Hulu because I'm in Canada.

What do you mean? Canadians can't use Hulu?! Why?

Not that it really matters anymore...

At 10/22/09 09:55 PM, letiger wrote:

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sigh

Fail.

At 10/22/09 05:56 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Fucking delete your sig right now

Agreed. And then bury yourself alive.

October 22, 2009

Dear World,

I am not some psychotic fuck or pathetic loser trying to end my miserable, piece of shit existence. Nor am I one of these pussies using suicide as a cry for help. I am not protesting anything, not mad at the world, not drunk and playing with my gun, and I am not any of the other stupid reasons people kill themselves. I have a good reason.

I just snorted not 1, but 2 lines of coke off of not 2, but 3 hookers' chests. Then we all 4 made sweet beautiful love. The kind of sweet beautiful love they sing rap songs about and outlaw in southern states. Then we washed, rinsed and repeated until we were all dehydrated. Life is good.

So, tonight I kill myself as king of the world. Literally, things cannot get better. I have reached the pinnacle of life, and not just my life, but the zenith of existence itself. Bliss, Nirvana, Utopia. I am at the top of the mountain pissing down on the rest of you. Unfortunately, the days ahead of me will never be as good as tonight. So I have nothing to look forward to.

It is truly the best night that could and will ever be, which is why my life must end tonight. Life can now only get worse. Nothing is left for me here in this world. I already won. Every seemingly joyous moment from here forward would be compared to tonight and fall miserably short. So, I'm going out on top, high as hell, feeling good, and my seed spread in and among three beautiful women.

It was good to be me.

Jayson Pullen

P.S. Please mail my cable bill. It's on the credenza.

I lived a good life...

At 10/22/09 04:18 PM, 111122223138 wrote: and what shoudl i do?

*cough* *cough* *cough*

I personally find bathroom graffiti hilarious.

Gang graffiti can go to hell for all I care but bathroom graffiti is a necessity for society.

"Any man can piss on the floor, real men can shit on the ceiling."
One of the few I can remember off the top of my head.

Good times.

Why the fuck would you share with your pets?

Nobody else want to smoke with you?

Walmart quite frankly scares me sometimes. I've had people wink at me and want to randomly fight me.

Usually I laugh at some of the sad souls I see in Walmart.

But hey, where else am I going to do my shopping?

At 10/21/09 10:28 PM, LolNinjers wrote:

At 9/2/09 12:06 AM, TheGodfather wrote:

At 9/1/09 10:52 PM, pizza4ever wrote: Girls can do it

Well women can get off to anything. It's as if they have a full erection 24/7 compared to men.

It's no surprise there.

Oh hey virgin.

Seth... goddammit.

This.

For those to lazy to click:

Download: 21.28 MB/s
Upload: 12.33 MD/s
PING: 13 MS

I always thought mine would be slower.

EyeLovePoozy, did you start your period today?

Or are you just having a bad day again?

At 10/21/09 05:02 PM, Wyde wrote: I'm slightly familiar with this quiz. Turns out, your chances of landing in Level 7 skyrockets if you like it up the butt. Because apparently sodomy is very very violent.

Ha! Really?! But what if you like anal sex... on the giving side?! I'm guessing that's still a sin?

At 10/18/09 02:57 AM, Smokey651 wrote: You know how I know this is a lie? Because

A) Your on newgrounds

Harrr Harrr, it's actually 4chan I'm usually on!

Newfag olololololol

B) Having sex twice in a row if your a guy is bullshit. Not saying you couldn't get it up again afterwards, but the sex would hurt for the guy. Quite a bit.

Actually no. At first yes. Just this pain of "fuck oh fuck, my head!" and then it eventually went away.
You just FAIL at sex good sir. No GTFO.

At 10/18/09 03:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: Is this not just a thread 'showing off' that you've had sex rather then asking a semi serious question about time travel?

Been there, done that.

At 10/18/09 09:53 AM, TheAdd wrote: Damn right, are you proud of yourself now?

Proud? Yes. But shocked at time travel... you don't even know.

At 10/18/09 10:44 AM, simon wrote: This topic should end right now. What are you stupid or something? Time can go really fast during anything new you're doing and having fun. Are you new to life?

This is were YOU FAIL. I've already had sex before. It was just un-enjoyable. No this time was different.
Also, I bet you haven't had enjoyable sex, so you don't have a clue how time travel feels man. GTFO Virginfag.

At 10/18/09 08:15 AM, Reckon wrote: Let's all have sex at the same time! With our collective sexing we might travel 10 yrs into the future!

A mass orgy?! Yes... dear God. If my calculations are correct, if we all climax at the same time... time travel is fairly possible. We could travel five, no ten, no HUNDREDS of years into the future. We must do it... FOR SCIENCE!

Fighting in the First Opium War.

And raping Indian women. :3

"4chan, the wild west of the internet"

Yes, I suppose it is. Except everyone who lives there's fucking STUUUUUPID.

Brb, 4chan.

You should of shat on it.

I meant, SAVE THE DAMN THING!

Text, Read, or shit... shit... SHIT!

Lmao. So the Mods are like janitors, so the Admins are......?

At 10/18/09 12:52 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: You might of hit the remote.

Computer. I'll say it a third time... COMPUTER! Most people DON'T have remotes for their computer.

At 10/18/09 01:08 AM, bobobo22 wrote:

At 10/18/09 01:01 AM, TheGodfather wrote: Yes, but Religions like to pick fights with us and start wars with countries and expect us to die for a false prophet.

So no, we won't budge until Religion learns to respect our fellow brothers.

Sigh, clearly you dont get the point also Stalin,Hitler,Muslini, and the like were all horrible men who did not believe in religion men will always fight dont blame religion.

HAHA! Nooooooooo good sir. Stalin yes, Muslini maybe, but Hitler was Christian. It's a fact.

At 10/18/09 12:05 AM, The4thSurvivor wrote: The Boondocks kicks ass

Fuck yes. Are they making new episodes yet?!

Ehh... I'll download it and watch it.

At 10/17/09 11:13 PM, Peter-Parker wrote: I'm sorry I couldn't help you. I was busy saving lives.

Okay okay, who fucking made an account just to post in this thread?

Was it YOU OP?

Quite honestly I get along with Emos more than Juggalos.

And Juggalos to me are Goths who attempt to act tough and "gangster".

And I think Emo Music > Juggalo Music.

Just plain and simple opinions.

Yes, but Religions like to pick fights with us and start wars with countries and expect us to die for a false prophet.

So no, we won't budge until Religion learns to respect our fellow brothers.

"A fake fears the activated resident."

Is this what you kids find funny nowadays? Random sentences?

The future's DEAD.