1. Get a gun.
2. Cock the gun.
3. Put the gun in your mouth.
4. ???????
5. PROFIT!

Yep, I tell the truth.

And this is no exception.

At 11/15/09 12:16 PM, Dmabster wrote: Daniel's a pretty standard name. I think it would be good to put in your novel. Also im awesome.

Yes, use Daniel. It's better than any other name you'll get in this thread, guarenteed.

If you didn't catch this already, my name is Daniel.

Celery is better than radishes, but I don't like it that much anyway.

You're right.
She is wrong.

I got 88 words per minute.

The first time through I screwed up big time and ended up typing a long series of wrong answers, then stopped, went back, started typing properly and lowering my speed. However, I did get a result of 69 words per minute the first time.

I love Call of Duty to death, but that's no reason to skip school.

Really, if you do, you're a dumbass.

January baby oh yeah!

Christmas presents then a month later birthday presents.

And snow. Lots of snow.

At 11/3/09 07:56 PM, Dingbat2212 wrote: i have found out many things about cod6 mw 2 and i have to say it
1 silent snipers
2 new perks
3 p90 is back(thank god)
4 when you are close to dying the screen shows patches of blood

1. Old
2. Old
3. Old (and hell no, P90 promotes spray and pray)
4. Whatever.

At 10/21/09 12:39 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Wow... That's messed up. File a complaint. Destruction of property is way out of bounds. They'll lose their jobs and you'll win good cash from the city.

This man is correct.

The fact that people still take this guy seriously when he is an OBVIOUS troll makes this even more hilarious.

At 10/15/09 03:55 PM, majormario wrote: Yes, playing against the AI has its perks. You get more expierenced with a certain map, you find your favorite weapon, and you know where people will go. After awhile, when we play video games most of us stick to one path or a predictable one. Sooo...we kinda act like the AI.

Well getting experienced with a map or finding a favorite weapon helps you... to an extent. I explained that to him.

Good players don't stick to one path, nor do they stick to predictable paths. So bad players might be like the AI. He said he would be good enough to face pros.

I just had an argument with my friend on the way home from school. He's recently been playing Counter Strike, and has started playing with the AI. He is convinced that he will be able to kill players online just as easily as he can kill the AI if he plays them enough.

So much so, that when I posed the question:
"So if you played against the expert AI day in and day out, you would be able to go into a PRO server and do extremely well, because you've played really tough AI?"

He said yes. So no matter how much I try to explain that AI can't match up to humans in terms of skill, he is still convinced that they are similar.

So I decided to bring it to you guys.

I bought a Bear and Son 114B butterfly knife trainer a couple weeks ago (parents wont let me get an ACTUAL knife).

After flipping for a few weeks, the tang pin has come loose, and has actually fallen out a couple times. I've tried hammering one end of the pin to widen it, which worked for a short amount of time, but then the pin came loose again.

Has anyone here ever had that problem, or know how to fix it?

Thanks for any help in advance.

Age/Gender: 15, Female

If you are gay, then doesn't that mean you WERE eyeing her up?

Well as much as we want the world to be nothing but scientists and doctors...

SOME people would like to do something other than work constantly and never have fun for all the years they spend living.

07, 27, and somewhat 06.

At 9/19/09 05:34 PM, Simple wrote:

Well, it pretty much demolishes anything. Unless you're trying to use stealth, why not use it?

Because it removes any tactics in playing the game. It changes from a somewhat tactical game were you have to think about what you are doing, Into throw yourself at the enemy and gun them down with no effort. Give me a silenced MP5 with UAV Jammer anyday.

You seem to treat it like that is the only way I play. I used stealth frequently when I played CoD often.
But if you can run straight into the enemy and slaughter entire teams like a hot knife through butter, without even having to think, I don't know why you wouldn't.

At 9/19/09 05:24 PM, Simple wrote:

At 9/19/09 05:22 PM, TheGimped wrote: Stopping Power
Stopping Power
Stopping Power

Go hang yourself. Your one of the reasons I stopped playing those great online games. 4 is still far better.

Well, it pretty much demolishes anything. Unless you're trying to use stealth, why not use it?

Both games:

Any Assault Rifle / SMG / LMG:

Red Dot/Aperature
Frags and Stun/Tabun

Bandolier
Stopping Power
Steady Aim

Shotguns:
Grip
Frags / Stun and Tabun

Stopping Power
Steady Aim

Snipers:
Default:

Frags and Stun/Tabun

Bandolier/Claymores
Stopping Power
Iron Lungs

No scope or ACOG

Same as above but replace Iron Lungs with Extreme Conditioning or Deep Impact.

And there you have it.

Shadow of the Colossus doesn't have heated seats and cup holders.

There's a 9th grader in my school dating a 12th grader.

I'm taking German at school.

Yay German!

At 9/15/09 08:08 PM, estrago1 wrote: Well, say your an atheist and you don't believe in god and all of that bullshit; say that there is no hell for atheists and that they should go fuck themselves with their flawed logic.

I think he's looking for a way to STOP people from treating him badly. Not make it worse.

The noisy mother fucking cricket.

Wow, I made it into Heaven!

I hope this quiz is right.

At 9/10/09 08:43 PM, Facepalmer wrote:

At 9/10/09 08:41 PM, Pounce wrote:

I hope you kno i was born in the 60s. pretty sure i kno more than u, stupid.

Age 13/Male.

Real 60's.

I heard online tests are very accurate.

Oh man, I remember that game.

Good times. (Also, can't help.)

I feel like a dick because I lol'd.