Elbow Attempt: gtfherfgvim ,p;ewsd
Nose Attempt: tttyhetik mp-ed
Foot Attempt:theggimmped (woot)
and
Forehead Attempt: 5rttg4rhujy98imp0 (Ouch)

I'd probably say "What the hell dude? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Then flick you off and walk away.

I think we should run school like they do over in Germany. (At least, this is how it's done there as far as I remember from learning about Germany in exploratory German last year)

Intelligent people to go schools for intelligent people.
Average people go to schools for average intelligence people.
People who are pants on head retarded go to retard schools.

Thank you to Yahtzee, creator of Zero Punctuation for "pants on head retarded", one of my favorite ways of describing sT00p|d people.

360. They fucking own.

Looks like a Fredrick to me.

Fuck that! Go out without shoes!

(I'll be coming out of the bush on your front lawn pretending I'm cold.)

Sounds like it created epic luls.

Well while the atheists burn in hell, us Christians will be having a kickass dance party in heaven with Jesus.

What is this "rulled" and "talivision" that you speak of?

Lying on my death bed with my children and family by my side.

Dying of old age of course.

Don't quite remember my birth weight, I think it was somewhere around 8-9 lbs.

Right now I'm about 5', 100 pounds.

Yes, although it usually never happens.

The opinion of this court remains that lethal injections is "Hella fucking balls to the w all awesome."

What the FUCK is wrong with your family?! Simply thinking that Meet the Spartans was funny is one thing, but NOT thinking that Iron Man or Dark Knight were good is worse 20 fold.

Luke. He's been my favorite since I watched the first movie when I was a little tike.

You're asking a site made up of 80% male users.

I'm pretty sure none of us know how to stop hunger cravings, due to the fact that most guys really don't care about their weight.

At 8/17/08 02:43 PM, Kagoe wrote:

At 8/17/08 01:21 PM, CashClock wrote:

At 8/17/08 12:23 PM, Kagoe wrote:

At 8/17/08 01:18 PM, TheGimped wrote: Because chocolate goes back and time and gives birth to you in America.

Exactly.

We must harness it's time warping powers and use it to our benefit. All in favor?

I miss good old Newgrounds. The forums were so much more fun back in 06 when the forums weren't as strict.

Join the party!

My brother (KlopatNG) had been using the site for a while, and I thought it would be fun to make an account.

(First account I made was back in 06)

At 8/17/08 01:11 PM, EternalKnowledge wrote: football is starting again and im so fucken pumped

Which football are we talking about? American Football, or soccer?

And my REAL fastest time so far:

I cheated :3

At 8/17/08 02:16 PM, TheGimped wrote: Nah, he's gonna come back and rack up some more golds. :D

More golds swimming that is.

Nah, he's gonna come back and rack up some more golds. :D

Holy shit, he's an ass-pee!?

OM NOM NOM NOM

Someone really needs to Photoshop pedobear's head onto the coache's head.

I'd say go see a movie or something with her.

Me and my dad were in a bit of a conflict and we went to see a movie. I didn't even sit with him but when we got out, he seemed to be pleased that I spent time with him at least.

You don't have to talk, and you get to eat popcorn and candy, and drink soda. :D

At 8/17/08 12:23 PM, Kagoe wrote: Chocolate makes you fat, stupid and american.

Because chocolate goes back and time and gives birth to you in America.

At 8/17/08 12:23 PM, zepher360 wrote: these r all fkin shit no shadin or anything so ur al n00bs:P

Well your contribution was FANTASTIC! Look at how well drawn it is!

Oh wait...

Not too hard... It's just a lollipop.