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u r so bootiful to me tom felp plz dance

At 3/6/08 11:16 PM, ijustowndU wrote: filefront lets you upload them.

how long before they delete it?

At 3/6/08 10:58 PM, TheGayBaby wrote:

At 3/6/08 10:29 PM, THEJamoke wrote: 3. Russia knows we have litterally ten times the nuclear arsenal they do

Everything is true with 'literally' in it.

Russia: 22,500 warheads
United States: 12,500 warheads

However compared to Russias 11,000km range, United States is 13,000km.

Left something out actually. Although Russia has twice as many warheads, its all just wankery, you dont need more than a couple hundred(see china) to destroy a country completely.

At 3/6/08 10:29 PM, THEJamoke wrote: 3. Russia knows we have litterally ten times the nuclear arsenal they do

Everything is true with 'literally' in it.

Russia: 22,500 warheads
United States: 12,500 warheads

However compared to Russias 11,000km range, United States is 13,000km.

And I love it. Mozarts 'The Magic Flute' to be exact

What are your opinions newgrounds. DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

Where i live it just plays this shit song 24/7

Haha! Lol! i believed it until i saw your picture, LMAO! would've definetly believed the whole thing if you didnt post a picture of some nintendo nerd

everyone loves african american forums

http://www.topix.net/forum/news/weird/TO JKP45NHQMTEA991

In this thread instead of me making you post you have to make me post.

So swear at me post, pictures of my mother which you found on milfhunter, i will never post.

Do you like my submission for the Wiggi World contest

http://denvish.net/ulf/210707/84632_asdf a.php

presenting my automatic stirrer

103 dollars very good, this will last me approx. 4 months i expect next payment before i am once again in need of money.

Well thanks a lot you scrub cunts 2 dollars, thank you very much newgrounds.

At 7/21/07 08:44 AM, jackmorrison wrote: Heres a dollar.

what the fuck am i going to do with just a dollar you dumb fuck?

After reading the thread about some old woman who has 70gigabit internet, i decided it was finally time for me to upgrade my internet connection. I currently have 56kbps.

So send me money and perhaps in a few months i can be studying incredibly fast to one day cure cancer.

56kbps! High Five!

At 7/10/07 02:13 AM, Yokumashu wrote: ChapStick?

ofcourse you could do that too if you wanted.

Do you want to know how to get rid off chapped lips? Do you want to avoid the problem all together? Are chapped lips annoying you? Then read this thread,

Firstly what are chapped lips?
Chapped lips happen when there is not enough oil in your lips to keep them moist, keep in mind its not just any oil, its your bodys natural oil found in some fruit. So dont go around drinking cooking oil, it wont help.
Chapped lips sometimes happen due to the cold weather, or windy days drying the oil up.

But have no fear the solution is here!
A lot of this oil can be obtained from guess what, your scrotum!! thats right part of what comes out when you ejaculate is actually the oil that your lips are missing!
So next time you have chapped lips and you are masturbating, dont do it in a tissue, do it right onto your hand and wipe your lips with it!

Say goodbye to those damn chapped lips!

Why is it, when i record something, then stop, then record again, Audacity does not play the first track i recorded.

This only started happening recently

At 7/6/07 07:16 PM, Genocidal-Maniac wrote: Theres a secret to it. Say if theres a square with the number 1 on it. That means that 1 of the 8 squares surrounding it has a mine. So you keep clicking in a strategic manner until you win.

Thats no secret moron, thats the usual way of doing it.

You forgot to put greendays American idiot in the top 10 atlest

Ok for the ultra retarded!

MarioKart = Mario
Mario = Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy = Male Pornstar

angry enough to punch a poor defenseless gay baby?

dw youre not as ugly as some of the people on here
such as Sanity-of-Insanity, oh jesus that guy is fucking ugly. or that Shadow-XII guy, damn ugly

Presenting Chris Benoits baby son!

I know he was a bit older

restart

most kids did but you didnt do?

me:
-I never played pokemon
-I didnt have any console except a pc
-the only game i played on gameboy was tennis
-I never had any cards, tazos, or anythign else that was traded.
-I only liked dragon ballz