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Response to: If you were a mod or if you are one Posted March 26th, 2011 in General

At 3/26/11 03:30 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote: Tom. Then the site would shut down for 30 days. I'd technically be banning everyone.

How the fuck does that work?
All that would happen is some other admin would have to take over the news posts.

Response to: What are you eating, Ng? Posted March 26th, 2011 in General

Nothing at the moment, soon to be chicken parmesan .

Response to: Whats your favorite word? Posted December 28th, 2010 in General

At 12/28/10 01:27 PM, Ptero wrote: Ptero is a cool name.

Skwurll's better.

Response to: Dildos n Fleshlights Posted December 28th, 2010 in General

At 12/28/10 01:50 PM, Strategize wrote: still its pretty gay to tell your partner they cant masturbate.

Unless if they're your submissive and you're keeping them in a perpetual state of sexual frustration.

Not that I would know anything about that.

Response to: Its my birthday Posted August 21st, 2010 in General

Happy B-day!

Response to: Winning the lottery... Posted August 21st, 2010 in General

Lottery tickets are a tax on the stupid.

Response to: Morning time. Posted August 21st, 2010 in General

I'm not a morning person...

Night is better.

Response to: glowing diabeetus Posted August 11th, 2010 in General

At 8/11/10 12:32 AM, xenonmonkey wrote: My arm is blue!

Time for my pills!

Diabetic people don't take pills.

As far as I know.

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Chat Posted August 11th, 2010 in General

At 8/11/10 12:36 AM, cast wrote: OMG

EJR is such a hunk! I want him to dribble his funky spunk all over my butt cheeks, face, dick and asshole!

Now that's what I call a bump!

Response to: A few new rules Posted August 10th, 2010 in General

At 8/10/10 12:45 AM, Aci6 wrote: This appears to be some attempt at humour.

Thanks Professor Obvious, now if only you can devise a machine for detecting sarcasm, then we'd be in luck.

Response to: If I had a nickel Posted May 2nd, 2010 in General

Does not compute

Head Explode
Response to: Reading Posts with an Accent! Posted January 7th, 2010 in General

I read all posts with my own voice.

I'm such a narcissist.
Response to: ED is not a big fan of Newgrounds Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

I'm not on there...

Response to: I hear you my Mistress. Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 01:16 AM, Jonas wrote:
At 6/28/09 01:10 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I bet he deleted his own post after rereading it. You guys probably shouldn't have mentioned it, haha.

Don't ban them Jonas. It's what they do! They LOOOVE nitpicking shit...
I didn't delete it.

And ban people for nitpicking little shit? Naw, I thought that's what you did.

Gentlemen, We have a conspiracy on our hands...

Who deleted Jonas' post?
Will Poozy uphold his banning for retarded memes?
Will Jonas flip shit over this latest development?
Will SevenSeize ever become a popular mod?

All that AND more on next times

NEWGROUNDS BBS!

Response to: I hear you my Mistress. Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 01:00 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
Jonas posted in this thread, what did he have to say? If you have the pic, I'd like to see it.

Okie Dokie then here ya go

It's not pretty though

I hear you my Mistress.

Response to: I hear you my Mistress. Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 12:54 AM, Liteice wrote: Just wondering EyeLovePoozy but did you remove Jonas's post?

Someone did, but I saved the pic

Not posting it, cause it was prolly removed for a reason.

Response to: I hear you my Mistress. Posted June 28th, 2009 in General

At 6/28/09 12:35 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Luis... I don't expect you to understand why posting "cool story bro" is spam. You aren't a real mod. You just have the privilege. Granted you ban a user when you see them doing something blatantly wrong but you do not moderate at the level that I do.

There's gonna be a mod fight!

I got thirty bucks on Luis!

Seriously Poozy, I know you're trying to get rid of spam and shit, but is it all necessary?
a hour ban would be appropriate for excessive use, but thirty days?

You abuse your power WAY to much.

Response to: I'm weening myself off NG Posted June 22nd, 2009 in General

dear lord...

We've lost another one
Response to: Newgrounds is gonna love this. Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

At 6/21/09 06:15 AM, gt44coder wrote:
There was a youtube video about this place. The owner wants to add to his collection, a penis from a human being.

I'm becoming a donater today

Response to: OH SNAP! Slugs! Posted June 21st, 2009 in General

salt them

NAO!

Response to: I..graduated? Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Go to australia and get a job there.

I'm thinking kangaroo wrestler
Response to: cleaning my hard drive? Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Hey

http://www.piriform.com/

I use it everyday

Response to: Hungry? If Planets Were Cakes... Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Ummm...

well I've always liked eating Mercury

But I ran out of thermometers
Response to: Best Movie Sequal Ever Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Forrest Gump 2

Response to: how do i open a bunch of rar files Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

Click them all individually!

It builds character
Response to: What do you think of me? Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

I think your awesome!

What do you think of me?

Response to: some guy broke into my house Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

so

Guy breaks into house and gets shot...

Sounds pretty right to me

Response to: Cold Showers > Warm Showers Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

At 6/19/09 10:26 PM, ughanation wrote:
Also if you're a boy it's probable best to be taking hot showers.

You're on Ng

There's like 10 girls here max

Response to: Ask an Australian something Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

How many roads must a man walk down?

Before he reaches outback steakhouse? Damn their steaks are tasty!
Response to: Middle Mouse Button Alternate? Posted June 20th, 2009 in General

You lucky bastard...

I'm using a laptop touchpad

makes playing games a real pain in the ass