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At 2/24/07 08:49 PM, condawg wrote: So here's the deal...
I'm 14 years old.
I eat junk food constantly.
I sit on my lazy ass all day.
I weigh 86 pounds.
What in the hell is wrong with me?
haha
most of my friends weigh at least 110.

i can just shovel fat into your face if you want... and if that not problem... eat like anrecik kids do... and dont.. and see maybe you get fatter some how... -.-

The tape was supposed to have been copied and smuggled out of Area 51. Wikipedia article

well area 51 ment to be the 51nd state.. sence there are 50 areas.... the 50states in america... anyway there isnt a 51nd...

ever heard of masks.... i only saw like half minute before boredem... anyway its totaly fake

At 12/6/06 02:45 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Be able to buy flash movies to watch on your iPod. Half the money goes to the flash artist if he has Paypal.

well then noobs whould SPAM there crappy flashes... but yeah it whould be an ok idea.. but rather hard... because to buy u whould also need a paypal

im just to lazy to deposite EVERY day.. but ya i know i hate level 9

18% idiot... but i ACT like 100% idiot when at night and with friends... YEAH!!!!!.... or just any time of day for tat matter

100s of peaple die every day .. and yet the NG peaple dont care... even if a NG member.... anyway probly not

my GF has myspace just like me ... i made this ng acount like... 3 years ago i think

timmy... timmy acker????... u sound so much like him!... anyway i rather the ps3... use all the ps2 games

sure it wasnt a man?

\Your Lost And Dont Know If In South Or North CA.... So You Ask Some1

Peaple In North CA Always Tell Truth In The North... And Lie In South... And Vise Versa For Peaple In South...

Guy: "hi im a northerner and were in south"

who r u talking to?'
northerner or southerner

first of all its called door bell ditching... (sounds better) and second...

i just normaly ring bell from side wall then scater under window rolling around corner in a action roll (hurts sometimes... and if u r caught keep running.... if u light a bag shit anyway =0)

anyway i just go around to friends house and its called... pumpkin tag, we run to friends house and ANIOLATE there pumpkins and throw smallest 1 at or near door (so it dont brake door) then u get more and more peaple... then finaly u do to random peaple

they both suck to be honest...

fucking fatty!!!... (and a metal chair!!!)

anyway if it too messed ... lean to right ... or move legs so bent r in front... while normal in back and just mean back normaly unless its 1s with stationary legs then your fucked

well they can go fuck them selves... y should peaple be legaly be able to get high... i mean it happens enught but peaple already do.. but i mean just give your kids (happens enught but w/e) some weed "here you go little billy" Cop: "hey is tat weed?" Billy: "y yes it is" Cop: "ok.. but u gotta let me tooke on tat a time

its pretty good but looks kinda weird.. anyway nice still

At 10/20/06 04:39 AM, TheSovereign wrote: This is a petition to take down the Star Syndicate page!

They have done nothing good to NG, they've raped the portal and spammed crappy flash. And we give them their own collection page!!!

What the fuck is the matter with people!!! What happened to the days when Newgrounds didn't tolerate this! We wanted them gone! Giving them rewards isn't gunna drive them off, or atleast make them put effort in their flash!

Shitty excuse from SS member: "but sovereign we hav g00d flash 2!!111"
I have yet to see a flash from you guys that shows some sort of effort. The SS collection page doesn't even have good flash!

I know Wade Fulp is 100% Anti-SS! What let you do this?! How much did they pay you?! Why the fuck do we want them here?! ONE MEMBER OF THE SS SUBMITTED CHILD PORN ONCE!!! DO YOU WANT THAT???!!!

holy crap... wow.... sexy (KIDDING!!!!!) anyway tats fucked up man

I know its ad to make posts about there crews becuase it gives them attention. But really, giving them a collection page isn't gunna help.

well i know i personly dont like ither but not a whole lot u can do.... i mean u can
all but vote 0s on ALL.. tat wat i did

At 10/24/06 10:50 PM, Slinging-Blood wrote: If you disagree, die.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0911542/

sure thing buddy -.-

no more funny is to go down freeway BLASTING crapy contry for like hours at time.. over and over... then all windows down and some idiot with head out of sun roof yeeling and screaming sup to every1 tat gives dirty looks

not his fault and u cant do anything about it... plus its only to get on your good side... THEN!!!! bang her... hehe anyway wat game?

well ive heard this like year ago in school... so i just belive it... sence if say like 1million .999999 its such small number so REALLY close to 1

he is doing fine... for a retard

At 10/23/06 08:01 PM, Rubberr wrote: toDAy At hoMe AFteR SCHooL My SIstEr wAs lIKE "Let ME PLaY yoUr gAEMbOI" and I WAs liKE "nO!"

I'M So haRDCorE IT's nOT eVEn fUnnY.

your a fucking looser.... for 1 speak atleast almost normal.... for 2... wtf wow told sister not play gay-boy... (your the fag for owning 1).... 3 and last... tats not hardcore or HxC atALL!!!

do it!!! i wanna well... i cant see but hope u to do it!!! and taist and hate it... and then be aresting for murder

all i gotta say is waist of money... and most life..

well runescape is made in java script while WOW is well.. wow.... insane.. lol infact i dont play ither so i got a life =)

that kitty so cute!!! (im a guy stfu)

anyway i whould like to pet yoshi... =)

awsome...

why huh asshole... i live CA... u know wat... CA will go chill with hawii and alaska...

my most HATED is rap... (wtf its just ryming with no point)

next is spanish (cant understand even tho i mexican)