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At 8/2/09 08:08 AM, Sexylegs wrote: Do your parents know you smoke? And if not, how do you smoke without them knowing? What if you're craving a cigarette but your with the family?

Also, best ways of telling your parents you smoke? I need help with that...

dont get caught smoking a cigerate "accidently" get got smoking weed.
8/10 peaple that smoke weed smoke ciggerates. they wont care about cigerates anyway and figure its better then smoking weed. (some perantes) yet some rather have u smoke that then a stog.

At 8/1/09 09:48 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: No one can own the Moon, just like no one can actually own Earth.

u sir r wrong... I OWN THE WORLD!!!

but seriously.. the moon sucks what would u do with it? grow spaceweed?... actolly thats awsome I MUST OWN THE MOON!!!

THEY ALREADY DO!! AND BUILDING GAINT SPACE CANNON TO TAKE OUT KOREAN NUKES!!!

hit the nuke plant... nukes go off... by by korea

cause thos spamers have alot of spammer friends that vote 5 on eachother i personly see CC or DD flashes and give 0 right away. 1 of the fucking DD's gave me a seizure.

i can rip and clear a 6foot zong (if unwraped) thats a pretty good talent

At 7/29/09 10:00 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Batteries scare the shit out of me (lithium ions especially)

Lithium ion batteries are made with LiCoO2, an explosive chemical. If a battery gets too hot say, by charging or discharging electrons, it will start to burn. The molecule will separate and create lithium and oxygen, easily fueling a fire. As one cell begins to burn the other cells will get even hotter and blow up one by one each explosion bigger than the last.

What can cause a battery to explode?
1. Charging too fast
2. Physical damage (like a dent etc.)
3. Heat (fires, microwaves, even being left out in the sun)
4. A conductor going through it (if you shoot a battery with a gun or stab it with a nail)

1.6 million lithium ion batteries have been recalled since 2000.

One man got his hand torn off by a little button watch battery. Just imagine what a car battery could do.

I shit my pants every time I see a lithium ion battery.

Im Guessing Throwing D sized lithium batteries into a fire wasnt a good idea then 0.0

I mean only thing happen was battery acid flying not like an explosion. also look on youtube, Lithium Battery Grenade. Some Crazy Shit

At 7/29/09 11:06 PM, MrCrawford wrote: lolol jews

i went threw them all and this is the best of all. maybe cause i dont like jews either but its funny never the less

At 7/26/09 02:23 PM, Echo-Konosko wrote: iron man, yes
wolverine, no

I Would Not Like Either, Mainly Cause Ironman Bored Me When Waisted Off Whisky And I Passed Out Before It Got Good.

Wolverine.... NAWWWWWW

At 1/9/09 09:37 PM, pizza4ever wrote: ok guys...seriously keep this clean

whats the most random thing you've ever seen in a toilet other than shit or piss... or anything like that. most random thing i've ever seen is a mini tv, no joke

i seen my bong, and i was sOOOOO mad. had to clean it out with rubbing alcohal and vodka. (atleast it was clean water) BUT STILL WTF?!

so mad at my roommate for while. told him for that u arnt smoking from it or with me anymore (and i always had the bud)

At 7/27/09 04:28 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Somebody said pumpkins?

holy crap thats a funny ass picture

At 7/26/09 11:33 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Had the dog died, it'd have been her fault, but she wouldn't have been arrested for it.

Animals don't have the rights we humans have.

never the less its animal abuse and witch state your in it could be not bad to extremely serious

At 7/27/09 01:48 AM, Psychophobia wrote: Repeatedly kick him in the testicles, and say,"I'll stop when you are happy," works every time.

WOW, i would be happy after... maybe like 3rd... cause after that id probly just fuck u up and do same thing but NOT stop.

At 7/26/09 04:18 PM, BluePikmin wrote: On the internet.

I just saw the worst thing right now, this guy was cutting this other guys head off with a small knife.

That sucked.

http://www.bestgore.com/murder/dnepropet rovsk-maniacs-murder-guy-hammer-screwdri ver-real-snuff-video/

This Video Will Make You Shit Yourself. 2 Guys Murder Some1 With Hammer and A Screwdriver.

Not Sure About Whole Thing. I Turned Off After Seeing Them Take His Eye Out. BTW He Is Alive The Whole Time

At 7/27/09 12:10 AM, THEJamoke wrote: That's right.

So.... How Does She Breast Feed??

He Is A Ninja Now, (BTW Windows Paint Was Used + Like 2Mins Of Time)

I Would Not Like To Stick A Bong Packed With A Bowl In ANYONES Ass.

very odd.... but ok. btw my name is My and so thats MY ass and i know some1 named ME and they must feel so bad if they seen this

a game that makes me do that is...

Assassins Creed, i havent played it yet but it looks SOOO crazy

jimmy hendricks... he did acid while playing and he also played hella crazy!

Okay so my friend does weed. Big deal right?

DOES WEED????

you should be bitchslaped for that comment... anyways...

althought weed is ALOT stronger and better then it was back in the day its not
in ANY way addictive (unlike some drugs like meth, cocain, heroin, ect.)

in my own opionen its a stress revealer and just fun to be high.
honestly unless you have tryed it dont act like you know how it is.
in other words... dont hate unless u tryed it before...

and if he offering to smoke with u it wouldnt hurt to take a few hits.. (u wont get high first time anyways)

i define god as... nothing sence he doesnt exist... the world goes on by its own and evolution not some super being creating everything and everyone... (if there was god... he must have been a stoned superbeing and thats why there are the fucked up birth defects... his excuse.. he was stoned)

top half chick... i could survive with getting head from mermaids instead fucking fish-headed/torso things... with bottem of chicks.

if i was attacked by a chick and she was trying to like hurt me i wouldnt hit her but pin her down or just stop her untill she calmed down.

i see my self as an alcoholic pot smoking awesome guy.... simple as that..

the fact you ask newgrounds about it is funny. but with that picture u cant tell anything. and if it is an std you go herpes.. to the face!

i dont like drinking beer in general... if nothing better then i would drink but i would rather get a handle of captain morgan for a party. (maybe a couple) but it taisted better then beer and goes down like water.

thats why im an atheist.

thats like brain washing... even tho it wouldnt work.

mine would be an unbreakable bong of doom. =0

i get free... whatever i want from walmart... if its small enught to steal.

i honestly myself have never baught anything from there.