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okay, you sound really new, so ill save you the trouble, you wont be creating anything sophisticated or complex with flash anytime soon. dont give up hope tho =)

At 8/29/07 02:55 AM, Girouette wrote: And he's neither a rapist nor lying about his age. I find this a shocking discovery.

do you browse myspace to pass the time? o.o

At 8/29/07 09:04 AM, LiL-ReEpEr-SnIpEr wrote: My goddam email has been getting spam like crazy...any tips on getting rid of it? I think its quite funny, i tried getting a free xbox...3 months later i get porn ads.

i've had my email address ( @hotmail.com) for like 4 years and ive never had 1 spam about penis enlargement or viagra

my friend on the other hand gets like 300 spam a week

i wish i could go to a game expo :(

At 8/29/07 08:04 AM, bluefox11 wrote: anal rape?

Yes that right its a box of anal rape
now stfu !

Open the box

At 8/29/07 09:00 AM, Pigsk8s wrote: I was browsing the NG forums when all of a sudden the >:( smiley pops up and screams at me then says "what are you looking at!?" Made me jump.. but I loved it! Newgrounds is full of exiting things. :P

what?? that has never happened to me 0_0

hmm, calculator gaming console? im not getting all my memos :P

At 8/28/07 06:05 PM, Lil-Livecorpse wrote: i havent got a car. my regeneration state makes me a lot like krang at the moment, with the funny lil arms. i could pilot a super robot suit i guess

enough with krang ...

i drive my 140cc dirt bike :P

At 8/29/07 08:55 AM, zooominsh wrote: Does anybody know how to fill paintball co2 tank ?
in the petrol tank maybe it can be posible ?

wth? i dont think its a good idea to put petrol in the co2 tank O.o

At 8/29/07 08:58 AM, TheEvilOmen wrote:

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stupid arrow

At 8/29/07 08:54 AM, TheFierceDeity wrote:

except the solo

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yes its not that hard but im just learning to play, and im a reaaallyy slow study
and the solo is just impossible, i just like the arrow :P
actually i meant to ask, if there was a better version :/

At 1/15/06 04:25 PM, CrazyCory564 wrote: If you like to roleplay, please post here. I am thinking about starting a roleplaying website. Please post what kind of roleplays you like, and if you would be interested in joining my site.

you cant avoid stupid sex posts on newgrounds... once the ball gets rolling theres no stopping it..
well maybe by the mods

yes, there really is no point in submitting it.. it will most likely get blammed and you will spent yet a nother night crying in the pillow

**dont even look at this when you dont play the guitar**
:i mean it:

anyway im trying to play cowboys from hell, just the intro/main riff. i couldnt play the solo in my dreams
so i can play it a almost the right speed but it sounds a little off

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it a great song =)

:i dont know if this topis is in the right place:

-.- i never get the references, hugh hefner? that sounds like a womans name??

At 8/29/07 08:15 AM, packerman wrote: I worship you!

goddammit who is jadetheassassin... im to lazy to look it up

At 8/28/07 06:18 PM, Lil-Livecorpse wrote: Hey guys,

since my nucleus has been growing in the bath tub, ive had a lot of time to think. Right now, i'm at he state where i'm a lil globule like Krang with two lil arms. Thats gonna make 2 flashes a day [pretty difficult.

Shall i get a krang suit, or just grow naturally?

what are you talking about O.o ?
whats a krang suit
are you talking about your penis? :S

At 8/29/07 08:06 AM, dltn wrote: oi nub no need to make a hole topic just to put a link in duh you cud just put it in your sig or stuff it up your ass it would be more apreciated there or just maybe you could put it in a already created topic just a thought dumbass

wait... what?
even i have better grammar ;P
anyway what the hell is this thread for?!

you went from torrents to barts penis?
you are GOOD at going offtopic and sustaining that offtopicness

At 8/21/07 03:09 PM, Twone wrote: I downloaded that off of Google video, but it doesn't seem to work for me.

its awesome man, its like a million russians in the center or moscow. the militia and the army are securing the show but still they almost cancelled it. ac-dc, metallica, a russian band (named"local russian band" in the video) and pantera and something like the two crows or something

:mine grammer is soh gude

At 8/21/07 03:02 PM, TheEvilOmen wrote:

BUMP!!!!

Oops! i didnt see there was more than 1 page XD

:BUMP!!!!
Cmon Pantera is teh pwnz0rz !

My favourite song: Cowboys from hell
i know its the only song most people know but i like it alot

i have the ´91 Monsters of Rock too its f*cking MAD

i was gonna make this topic myself but i saw this and decided to give it 1 last bump
:after 1 year O.o

At 8/21/07 02:34 PM, GustTheASGuy wrote: You can't access local files from the web, but locally you can access executables stored in a 'fscommand' folder next to the SWF with fscommand ('exec', command);.

ooh, ill try that out
you have earnt your name. be proud!
:)

At 8/21/07 12:17 PM, iamskatan wrote:
http://www.screentime.com/software/mproj ector/

thanks

And tamiya guy, i am trying to make a widget type thing, it just an experiment i dont want to publish it or anything ;)

anyway i was wondering if/how you could link to files on your Computer not on the internet. And also if you could launch the files through flash
i know im a nubzor :P

At 8/10/07 02:15 AM, Trell13 wrote: Can somone make me a tutorial telling everything about flash 8?
i mean like everything

aaahahahaaaa type "tutorial" in the search for titles box

At 8/10/07 08:17 AM, Asswipe3210 wrote: This is too loophole and thoughtful for newgrounds.

Needs more forced sex.

or tankmen

how the hell do you always get 1st or 2nd post?!

and that existance and reality thing is WAAY to complex for newgrounds
try this http://www.psyclops.com/hawking/

At 8/10/07 08:13 AM, Asswipe3210 wrote: There will always be stupid people.

EXACTLY 10/10
that is so true

At 8/10/07 04:32 AM, Jabedin wrote: Hey, Newbie Jabe here, asking a new question. Does anyone know the best source of information about movie clips? Compressing them so they only take up one space and what not. I've checked the tutorial colab '06 and didn't find enough information on it. If you have a link with some information, I sure would appreciate it!

what???! i didnt understanjd anything... info about movieclips?? O.o
i should get more sleep

wait... what??