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At 9/2/07 04:44 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

At 9/2/07 04:42 PM, TheEvilOmen wrote:

Well, that pile of manure is also commonly known as "Cow Pie".

I'm guessing you missed out on a lot of laughs, reading Calvin and Hobbes, if ya didn't know that.

yeh i kn ow its cow pie, but this kind of jokes arent funny, if he had presented it right it might've been more humorous, but whatever.

whats Calvin and Hobbes?

At 9/2/07 04:44 PM, TheEvilOmen wrote:

At 9/2/07 04:35 PM, Blitzkrieg047 wrote:

this kind of things happen only in the U.S.
no disrespect

lolz i just realised i was being just like that women
my apologies

At 9/2/07 04:35 PM, Blitzkrieg047 wrote: Link.

I feel bad for all those other passengers.

this kind of things happen only in the U.S.
no disrespect

At 9/2/07 04:34 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote:

and about the pic...SOMEBODY was going to post this, eventually.

thats bullshit! nobody would've posted that, even piratey didnt post shit. and why did you have to post it?

:joke?

At 9/2/07 04:35 PM, HippyHoppyHobo wrote: That right me and willi are pals!We love each other :p

lol, who is willi?

lol

At 9/2/07 06:10 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: Since none of you bitches ever make me a happy birthday thread. I'll do it myself, k?

I turned 17, and I feel exactly the same.

Now wish me a great day and send me some pie.

have a great day! :P

:made ya cake

At 9/2/07 03:29 PM, MC25 wrote: he was good until he sold out and just started using germains sexuality to attract viewers

exactly

At 9/2/07 03:00 PM, TropicalPenquin wrote: I dunno if this has been mentioned but is there a reason?

problem's on your end

At 9/2/07 03:59 PM, Enchilada wrote: Shes 15 and going to an IVY league school

She must have been a nerd

what is the meaning of all this O.o

At 9/2/07 02:27 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: I like killing people

that was an awesome movie

At 9/2/07 03:04 PM, MC25 wrote: Who are the best known new users who have under 1000 posts?

ME
:fuck yeah

but really this thread is pointless

At 9/2/07 01:06 PM, z-4-l wrote: I prefer still frames. Animated flash is overrated.

word...

At 9/2/07 06:44 AM, Satan0666 wrote: Dear newgrounds,

what is the most attractive part of girls bodys

the milk jug, the vageena hole or possibly the foot?

lets discuss

i have a weird attraction to hair :/ and a not so weird attraction to butt :P

At 9/2/07 12:13 PM, 2nd-Edition wrote: Right as i am unable to buy Flash studio because i dont want to sell my liver just for software, instead i want to conver my powerpoint animations into flash. Does anyone know of any decent programs that will do this

ive seen some power point to flash converters and most were crap
im after one that does a good job and is cheap

you could always join the dark side of softwar, filled with hundreds of P2P software.
but ofcourse then you might have to sell your liver to pay the fine for internet piracy

At 9/2/07 12:17 PM, 3ruce wrote:

my friend said ill get lung cancer >: (

no shit :P

At 9/1/07 11:06 PM, navij11 wrote: ngfiles.com tracks your IP

Not kidding. Check for yourself.

That means that they might ban you if you access it.

I am scared!! What are they going to do to me?!

i just wanna pos before this gets locked

At 9/2/07 11:14 AM, z-4-l wrote: Take her to the movies and pull the ol' penis in the popcorn trick. Works every time.

hehehe:P

but seriously... i dont think you can "buy" your way in, maybe you should write her a song, if you play an instrument.

At 9/2/07 07:56 AM, Sawke wrote: I like British comedy a lot. Sometimes they speak a bit fast or i don't get the jokes. But i really like their tv shows.More clever than american television.

yes, britain hands down....
compare, a holywood comedy like scary movie 4 (2005 ???)
and monty python and the holy grail(1975?)
number two is a really old movie and doesnt really have much FX but i liked it better than scary movie

At 9/2/07 11:56 AM, Firefly9 wrote: I did at around 7 years old, some kid was walking around school singing "sex on the beach", i asked my mum what sex was and this girl i was with was my naibour, it ended up in sex but i dont remember cuming.

how does lying about that make you more appealing?

At 9/2/07 11:19 AM, Strength wrote: Can a 9 year old even cum?

i dont think so... :P

anyway i think ng was just played by a 9-year old

thats gross, and doesnt it hurt while sex or something? or can you take it off

At 9/2/07 11:45 AM, Syphonik wrote: Do you find girls who are lighter than others to be attractive?

not really, but when they have a face that makes them look like vampires, it really is unattractive

i havent read them at all, but there arent really any rules that constrictive or special either :/

At 9/2/07 10:30 AM, Skat0r wrote: weird al is boring.
ive heard each of his songs a thousand times.

why have you heard them a thousand times then?

At 9/2/07 11:32 AM, JWaldGar wrote: SCUBA/SNORKEL PICS, CLICKY!!!!!

gravy...
i went scubadiving once, all i remember is ´that it was realy cold :P

At 8/30/07 12:00 AM, ghostface619 wrote: think you can solve a crime???

it only takes a litlle logic..

really no logic invlolved...
id say the maid

goddamn, if you are from a country that speaks english, your a retard, if not then whatever
alibies?

anyway if this sounded stupid, i was too lazy to look up his nationality OR browse the 2 pages of replies

At 9/2/07 11:30 AM, NewShape wrote:

At 9/2/07 11:28 AM, k14pc wrote: I still don't understand why they didn't wait till october to release

^

also this sounds like yet another shoddy unimagainative remake

just my thoughts

:Could any of you maintain an erection with a girl crying and struggling and screaming (or drugged out on rohybnol) beneath you?

i doubt that :P

:I'd rather cut off my little finger

i play the guitar so id rather give up my toe :P

doublepost, i know

At 9/2/07 11:02 AM, Earfetish wrote: Are you guys for real?

if the world was gonna end i'd spend my last hours with my gf , family and id definately do something reallyy crazy. i would never rape a girl even if i knew everything would turn back to normal after it. i think its just people who want to look cooler in the eyes of some unknown internetters. and its really weird that they think talking about rape is the way to do that. i mean, i wouldnt want to die as a virgin either but still.
im 13 so dont talk bullshit like "all the retarded 13-year old kiddies would to fuck any animal"