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I heard that the DD are all huge fags who have gaysex with(and you may not believe this) other MEN

How about this...

(guys)

What if your rubbing one out, and you bust your nut into your favorite jizz towel, sock, rag, etc... and all of a sudden it came to life. You realize you have magical jizz powers, to bring things to life, JUST by brickin' on them.
What if this story was told in a poem...a sort of "Night Before Christmas" style?
What if their was a sort of "Dr.Seuse" animation to go along with the narration of the poem?

Well good news bitches, the poem is written, the story is recorded, now all thats left is the animation.

Interested? Contact me at johnkopanski@hotmail.com with some of your work.

This will be featured on Newgrounds.com and FunnyorDie.com

Whos ready to make some Christmas magic?

How about this...

(guys)

What if your rubbing one out, and you bust your nut into your favorite jizz towel, sock, rag, etc... and all of a sudden it came to life. You realize you have magical jizz powers, to bring things to life, JUST by brickin' on them.
What if this story was told in a poem...a sort of "Night Before Christmas" style?
What if their was a sort of "Dr.Seuse" animation to go along with the narration of the poem?

Well good news bitches, the poem is written, the story is recorded, now all thats left is the animation.

Interested? Contact me at johnkopanski@hotmail.com with some of your work.

This will be featured on Newgrounds.com and FunnyorDie.com

Whos ready to make some Christmas magic?

At 10/18/04 02:10 PM, -cook- wrote:

At 10/17/04 11:07 PM, TheDeadmonkey wrote: Thanks for everyones interest who Email me about the website. but I HAVE FOUND SOMBODY so no more emails :) thank again

It's me right? Because if it isn't then I'm going to do something else.

)

yes, it would be you

Thanks for everyones interest who Email me about the website. but I HAVE FOUND SOMBODY so no more emails :) thank again

am i ban yet?

FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK BITCH FUCK THE MODERATORS, FUCK NEWGEROUNDS, FUCK THIS TOPIC, FUCK THE MODERATORS AGAIN! Ban me biatch!!!! PleasE? no? FUCK THE MODERATORS..now? I have no use for forums unless i need something :) O AND MODERATORS SUCK close this thread i found what i need....againg FUCK ASS SHIT BITCH FUCK THE MODERATORS :)

Hey. I am looking for someone to make my band a cool website. Nothing to crazy just good. I have made the past site, but now we are going for a different look. Here is a link to our page on MySpace...maybe some ideas off there would help? Im me @ Lostcause1071 on AIM if you are instreseted. Thanks alot...

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/7073841

At 10/9/03 10:36 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

"sure...did you get cut on some kid's lil "punk" suit with bobby pins in such in a pathetic attept to rebel from his/her parents? how sad."

Actually the people wo were there dressed like a lot of people do. Sure there was those stupid kids who you could tell wernt into punk for real, but then there was the hardcore punks and goths who you oculd tell knew there shit. But dont I remeber you asking how u can b a rebel if your parents agree with you that you should dye your hair or something? I msaying b wat ya wanna b...

"seriously dude, i cannot see how people can respect any of these pop punk *shutter* or emo *shutter* bands..they are so whinny...i just want to hurt them for complaining about nothing"

Dude, AFI has worked so fuckign ahd and just bcuz they have a few videos and ther eon the radio dont make then pop punk. Have you ever listen to any of ther eolder shit?? Plus they are not a band like sum 41 or good charlote (pop punk (if u can even call it that)) who complain about nothing. AFI has meanig ful words...
EX:
from there CD that has been getting the most acknodledgement** *sing the sorrow*

calling tears from deep inside, of so exquisit. And in the mirror all midnight eyes. Oh, if i could remain but its just a visit. All midnight eyes read "vacancy"

just the first 2 lines..its poetry dude not whining and bitching about how there life sux!

*raises hand*

IM IN IM IN IM IN!!!!!!

through our bleeding we are one!

At 10/9/03 09:48 PM, MALforPresident wrote: "aha, afi mosh pit...a bunch of lil 13yr old depressed kids in a croud slowly swaying and nudging shoulders...OMG IT MUST HAVE BEEN INSANE!!!!!!! *sarcasm alert!!*"

ILL KILL YOU!! ILL KILL YOU SO HARD YOULL DIE!! ILL MAKE YOU EAT RUST AND RUB SHARDES OF GLASS IN YOUR EYE!! *ahem* Actually it was serioulsy really insane! It was just as crazy as if it was a goldfinger or nofx concert. Hot water music also played..they kik ass too. So did bleeding through cept i hope they die!

Wat kinda music u like MAL??

At 10/7/03 10:31 PM, MALforPresident wrote: "ryan...have you had your brain taken out or something by pop-culture, you ACTUALLY liked the AFI concert?"

My names John...and AFI is fucking awesome!! IT WAS GREAT!!

"just a quick Q...does that damn annoying "leaving song" mean they are going away soon? cuz i'd sure like that :)"

ITs actually The LEaving Song pt.2 and its an ok song. At the concert it got the bigggest mosh pit. Its not my fav song but its good!

Howdy...

Not much has been happening lately...just chillin.

Hey...if u like punkm what are your favorite top 5 punk bands of all ttime??

omfg the AFI concert was fucking greaT!!! I would grace you with everythign that happened cedpt im to lazy to type!

Wen i walked out of the concert on sunday though i realized the cubs had one!!! w00t!!! All that stands between the cubs and the world series is the marlins!

"Through our bleeding we are one!"

[PLACE PICTURE OF AFI HERE]

DAMMIT!!! I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED POSTING ON THE 420 PAGE!!!

o well iv been busy...*cough*jerking it *cough* lol those adds on NG really work. heh...

WEll i jsut spent like 1/2 hour on the fone with the grl from school and she was asking me out and shit cept i didnt wanna of course cuz of the girl im going out with now cvept i hada find a nice way to say no. I dont care what she thinks of me now...i dont really like her at all.

fucking dammit. If anyone is assyrian on the BBS sorry but listen to this...

Today after a movie let out around 10:30 this assyrin punk ass came up to me and started callign me a POPE and a pussy and shit. (pope is a white gang against them) and i started saying shit to him and i was in his face and shit cuz i dont take shit from pussy ass assyrian kings. So then the mother fucker pushed me and told me to jack him in the face. SO then i got up to him and was about to cept a cop came..:(
I hada gram of weed on me so i let it alone and the cop asked me if i wanted to file a report or something...lol But if i ever see that lil punk ass again im going to fucking stab his ass!

At 10/2/03 08:02 PM, Intelblow wrote: "FUCK YOU !!!"

Hes just sad a man wont ejaculate in his ass.

*pats MAL on back for reviving club*

I found a great all cement sk8 park downtown its sooo much fun!! It has huge ass bowls and everythign a great street course would have!!

Im trying to find aggressive rollerbladers at my new school except everyone who has sk8n clothes on say they stoped rolling. Im kinda pissed but meh....

This is one of the worst bad luck stories...

My girlfried (yes the same one from b4) as a joke yesterday told the teacher she was going to kill him. He notified the dean and the deadn called her house. She got in trouble and she was to report to the deadns office today. She got there thinking she would recieve her punishment and they searcher her back pack. Unfortanatly she had a kinfe in there that she carriers all the time that she totally forgot was in there and she fucking got EXPELLED from her school and has to go to court. Thats sucks because wshes grounded for like ever and she didnt even do anything that wrong!

@ MAL...
I was thinking too of reviving the Xtreme sport crew cept I didnt get around to it. Now maybe there are newer users on the bbs that would like to join.

School was easy 2day, I had only 2 classes each an hour and 1/2 except my first class was my free period so ya!

Im pissed off cuz i am in the mood to finish up this flash project except my mouse is busted so I cant right click to add frames and what not.

Anything new here with anyone?

At 10/1/03 08:50 PM, biteme2514 wrote: "and in case you left before you heard about this, Popularity no longer exists. Now, it's all about the stickers."

Ya, iv been away from the BBS but i still checked the frontpage of newgrounds everyonther day or so...just havnt been posting or depositing.

"So, plan on sticking around like you used to in this thread?"

yupp!

Iv searched for my name and some intresting topics came out that i missed out on. O well. Hey, does anyone like AFI?? Im going to see them this sunday! :)

*waves*

*.....waits for reaction*

My mom had an early meeting that day, so I got dropped off at school early (she had an early meeting today too wow) So i was standing outside school waiting for the doors to open. Just as they did my friend came out of his car and told me what he just heard on the radio. I was like.."no shit?!" As we sat in our seats at school the principal over the morning announcements explained what was happening...and through the day as shit unfolded they kept updating us over the speaker. It was insane! Everyone was scared, nervous, and worried. We stayed in from recess for some strange reason (saftey they said)

It was a shock everytime they updated us...(first builind collapsed, plane hit the pentagon, second building collapsed, still a plane mising in the air) I live in chicago and we were a little scared that last plane would hit the Sears Tower. The whole downtown was evacuated from the buuilding, and there was a lot of confusion.

Does Dobio just pop up every now and then to insult something or someone? I like that guy...hes so crazy.

Only uno more days of school till the WEEKEND!! yey! God school pisses me off so much, but i wont ramble on about it cuz *stop...realizes im rambling*

well then, its been 2 years since 9/11/01
I made a topic about it in general...check it out.

Hey everyone. IT really seems like just yesterday that you got word that two commercial jets hit the world trade center, one hit the pentagon, and one crashed. Im sure everyone as americans remember exacatly where they were and what they were doing.

I thought it would be nice to make a thread for people to share there 9/11 stories, and experiences.

Also...Im not sure what happened, but on the front page of my newspaper it showed Osama and the headline was about some new tape and him celebrating 2 years and him plotting another attack...can anyone clear that up for me?

At 9/10/03 10:33 PM, mighty_potato wrote: Let's not forget the greatest gift to all of rap music, Chingy! Right thurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. It will go down in history as one of those songs that made an extreme contribution to our society as a whole.

Chingy sucks donkey balls. He is just a rip off of nelly, and will never come out with another hit with the mainstream.

There also I think opening scarface in the theatres again too! That would be so fucking awesome to see everyone get blasted away on the big screen. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!

Well, beacuse of all the rappers such as NElly, and P diddy talking and rapping about how great scarface is, they are releasing a new scarface DVD, and re preiemering it in hollywood. You dont have to be a fan of rap to know scarface is the fucking SHIT!!

Also I heard this on the tv box...that 50 cent and his crew got into a hotel lobby last night at midnight in NEw Jersey, and they got shot at. About 10 shots were fired. The cops dont know if 50 and his crew shot back or not. 50s body guards took him away from the NY area, except the police want 50 and his crew to come in for questioning or they may put a warrent ouy for his arrest.

Just a lil bit of cool shit that has happened...

At 9/8/03 11:16 PM, Biofreak42069 wrote: Does anyone have a pic of the evil monkey from Family Guy?

here....

hey i see a war has broken out or some shit, to busy to look into it.

Ya,...way to busy, and thats why i havnt been posting. I hate high school so fucking much. I get so much homeworkm, and you aint shit there unless you play a sport. IT sucks, i wanna transfer next year to a stoner school.

Today is Friday!! w00t!!! I am out of school for 2 whole days! lol YEY!!!

After school today i chilled on the tracks with people n then we all walked to the movies n met up with even more people n we had a lot of fun bla bla bla. So much happened, to lazy to type.

I gotta go bye by dads house this weekend so I wont be posting cuz the computer machine thingy there is WAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAy to slow to handle Newgrounds.

Im pissed off I forgot to deposite today :( I had fun 2day though...so sup here? FRom what I read nothing, o well.