" the core focus of the downloadable content is to deliver "a complete Versus mode experience in just 30 minutes.""

So the campaign is only 15 minutes long?

There's might be a setting in the routers firmware that will let you fix this. Type the routers default IP address (Probably 192.168.11.1) into your address bar and look around.

At 8/2/09 07:45 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote:

At 8/2/09 07:41 PM, JaY11 wrote: Post about how jealous you are here.

Now why would I be jealous of you? I already have those consoles and I got them all for free, because I was a spoiled youngster hee hee hee.

A rhyming spoiled youngster?

EB games only has half of a small shelf of PC games because they can't make money off selling them used.

Operation Flashpoint.

Arma is terrible and you should all feel bad for playing it.

I reserve my "FYI I am a spy" spray for when friendly medics are healing me.

At 7/21/09 11:22 AM, Balazeal wrote:

At 7/21/09 10:48 AM, Aceilikeeggs wrote: Naturally, I shit myself in joy, hoping that we're getting a giant burst of PC update goodness

He's wasn't playing on a console, he was on a PC.

Sounds like he was hoping that the 360 player were getting said burst of updates, that were already on the PC.

Montana, home of affordable prostitution.

You realize the language you typed that message in came about through the slow bastardization of older languages throughout the centuries, right?

At 8/9/08 09:50 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote:

At 8/9/08 09:46 PM, CloudConnected wrote: How did you almost make her pregnant?

Full story please!

I remember coming and when I looked down, the condom was off and like a foot away from my dick

It's an all too common mistake, just make sure not to buy the magical teleportation variety of condoms in the future.

Who would go through the trouble of carrying a baby for 9 months just to give it away when born?

A few years ago I had a second degree sunburn with blisters all up my shoulders and back, in addition to the burning I'd occasionally get these crazy fits of itchiness under the blisters.

Man sun, your a dick.

At 6/24/09 01:29 AM, Zerok wrote: I wonder if Native Americans would take offense to: ARROW'D!

You just got small pox'ed.

At 6/23/09 11:31 PM, Gooch wrote: Google Search: Dancing Guys Gif

Location: Top Right Corner, Page 9.

You're a mad mean, Google searching machine.

At 6/22/09 08:37 PM, stafffighter wrote: With phones becoming more previalant and capable the feeling of being off the grid will sadly become a thing of the past.

My phone has this cool new feature that lets me leave it at home.

But I don't risk it.

The old car you trade in has to have been owned by you for at least a year, and the money they give you must be put towards buying a new car.

I've got But Defender 09, but leave it off most of the time. For about 6 months I was in my routers DMZ with no virus protection, I was surprise to find when I scanned I had no viruses/spyware, especially considering all the games and programs I download.

At 6/15/09 10:08 PM, T-N-T wrote: How about Austin?

At 6/15/09 10:20 PM, ninjakoopa-33 wrote: I say we have it in Houston. If not Houston, Austin.

At 6/15/09 10:44 PM, blah569 wrote: I live in Austin :O.

At 6/21/09 11:24 PM, BlueHippo wrote: If it's in Austin I will surely be there :D

I also vote for Austin, it's a central location that people from all around the state could reach.

That and I live in Cedar Park

Well I think Steve Jobs message here is clear, buy an ipod or die horribly.

At 6/19/09 10:18 PM, livelygirl wrote: you get much more relaxed, warn (?)

At 6/19/09 10:26 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Depending on the temperature outside, cold showers can be amazing. However, I still usually take warm showers unless it is unbearably hot.

Cold showers close your pores, so when you get out you'll be hotter. The opposite goes for warm showers.

Nine Inch Nails' Trent Reznor said from the stage during his group's Saturday (6/13) performance at Tennessee's annual Bonnaroo festival that the show would be NIN's last on US soil

Well I've heard Tennessee was a drag, but I never imagined it went that far.

Bu dum tisssh

People need to lay off of the teacher, if you haven't noticed, you're reading someone's blog on a disability site. They're leaving out all of the parts that explain the teachers actions, painting her out to be some she-devil that feeds off of oppressed children's tears. It's bias.

I love how people always talk about rap ending soon, implying that everyone that listens to it is an impressionable tool, but not the person saying, oh no, hating on rap is cool and files you into this elite group of "better" music listeners. It''s not like rap's been around since the 1970's, right?

I remember my mother talking about the "Rap Fad" back in 1999.

At 11/13/07 10:44 PM, TheSovereign wrote: You may meet the first two requirements if you bought a computer recently, but the graphic card is a sizzling 400 bucks alone. Golly, that's a whole Xbox 360 or PS3. A PC from Dell will cost you 2639 dollars, nearly 2800 with the game and taxes.

Hahaha, ohhh.

At 5/27/09 06:33 PM, MG34 wrote:

At 5/27/09 06:25 PM, ninjakoopa-33 wrote:

At 5/27/09 06:21 PM, Facepalmer wrote: How the fuck do I handle this situation?

Relationship Crew

Stop being a kiss ass to the mods.

I know what a dick, It's not like a crew entirely dedicated to helping with relationships would be any more helpful than the acne-ridden 14 year olds of the General forum.

You should make 41 snakes going in a straight line.

The Kindergarten teacher in crafts class had to ask me to stop making tepees out a sheet of paper and a staple.

At 5/21/09 09:32 PM, zoke wrote:

At 5/21/09 09:30 PM, AwesomeX wrote: What. In. The. Fuck

A little over dramatic, don't you think? It's just someone who got bored one day and shopped a hole into a webcam vid.

Thanks for quelling the panic bro.

At 5/16/09 10:58 PM, Samen wrote: Urkel is a beautiful human being.
You take back everything you just said.

WWIII

At 5/8/09 05:43 PM, Skwurll wrote: Ahaha!

I'd just say to my wife (if I was in this situation)

"Do you really think you're my ONLY source of sex?"

Man, the ladies must be all over you.

Well I've signed up, seems I'm one of the lucky few who still has an old Starcraft CD key lying around.