Your father has a vagina on his forehead.

My favorite is Bawls, but I'm currently enjoying mixing a can of Jimi Hendrix and a can of Monster to create a liquid-candy-ish drink.

Jimi Hendrix has about 1000 mg of energy, while Monster has about 2500 mg of energy.

I wanted to see Wanted, but now I think I'm balls to the walls for WALL-E.

Sean Connery
He enjoysh intercepting terrorisht plotsh,
shmacking women with an open hand and being a dragon.
"I'm not drunk, I'm Shcottish!"

It's amazing how much thought went into just a few seconds of footage.

I think your friend should get popcorn, cut a whole in the bott...

Oh the movie? Yeah it's good, it's got Denzel freaking Washington. And there's sort of a romance between his wife and him in the movie, which might help your friend on his quest.

I can eat about 7 burgers at Wendy's at once. 1 burger weighs as much as 1.83 the mass of a child. Which means that I can take 6 siamese twins and a kid in a wheelchair who lost his feet and hands, but still has his arms and legs.

Does the soda have sodium in it?

At least it can't be worse than Coke Blak (Sodium Coffee + Coca Cola)

Or can it?

Or we impregnate everyone with knives, so everytime they do something stupid, they die, but since everyone is stupid they'll all die off instantly.

Even the fucking dinosaurs lasted longer.

If you killed them and made sure they wouldn't be found, then you wouldn't have had this problem would you now?

Think next time.

My Sim was trapped inside a 8x8 room with no doors/windows and only fireworks to play with.

11 people died that day :(

My friend died from a blood test. They say he wringed in pain for hours, with foam coming out of his mouth while his whole body twitched in sheer agony.

Just be glad you're still alive.

DOOR

Apply directly to the forehead.

It creates an idea of where we came from, and how nations emerged and dissapeared. It shows mistakes of the past so that you don't repeat them.

Just imagine not knowing any history, you'd live in a life of apathy.

Probably the hottest thing I've read all day.
If I was you, she would already have been done sideways all the way to sunday.

Yep, totally forged.

I've downloaded the rom to basically every single game with a +7/10 rating. I also like how I can watch Robot Chicken and listen to music on it. Every DS owner should get one.

I wish I could stand up, but the slobs of fat hanging out of my chair don't allow me this feat.

At 7/20/07 07:56 PM, Zack wrote: Man photoshop threads just aren't fun anymore since no one really even trys :(.

Photoshop threads contain 2% of the images being photoshopped, and the rest being mspainted.

NG needs to fix its chat to be more like Paltalk.

"I'm sorry sir, you can't park your van he---wait, that's your wife?"

That guy from Spider-Man 2 that you hit once.

Mine broke.

Read reviews on all of them, or at least see which one has classes and new areas that appeal to you.

At 7/21/07 09:28 AM, SenorPresidente wrote: just for the record i massage my prostate.

I invented prostates. I'm like the Bill Gate of prostates.

We could have the title say "The stupidity of Newgrounds users."

And below that we would just have an everyday screenshot of 99.8% of the posts made.

about 0.3

At 7/17/07 05:51 PM, Abyssus wrote: Nah. I like it but I'm starting to lag like shit again.

Might be because everybody is testing out the new design at the same time.

http://energy-drink-ratings.blogspot.com/2007 /01/which-energy-drink-is-strongest.html

Take the word of a man who lives drinks them for a living.

I personally like Bawls though.

Authentic Piece of The Berlin Wall.

Yes, you get a brick.

What's wrong with this forum?

And since when did Muslims become a race?