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I would seriously give him a left hook to the temple and presume to beat him so bad he would never want to return to my house again.

You gotta be a combination of a fucking loser and somebody that is fucked in the head to think of and to carry out a post like that.

You could have just saved her and yourself time by once you recognize they are a telemarketer you abruptly say fuck off and hang up the phone.

I wouldn't call it being "old-fashioned" I would called it being dropped on your head as an infant reducing your ability to pick up and quickly learn the concepts of new technology.

At 5/30/09 08:17 PM, masterchef56 wrote: Have you ever noticed, that there are VERY few Subways that actually have nice people working there.
You might talk quietly, or something, but they're always super pissed off. They're hunched down, and always look angry at you.

In a matter of fact, I don't go to Subway many times because of this.

But, the glorious savior at the end of the line at the cashier, the big ol' fat guy, is nice and gives you a smile. It makes some of those feelings a little better. But not much.

Is anyone elese's Subways like this?

Avoiding a restaurant just because someone isn't kissing your ass pretending to be nice, that's just plain stupidity.

At 5/30/09 04:56 AM, gibleto wrote: Well I'm pretty damn fucked up right now.... We mixed vodka and tequila and peach liquor and some other stuff....A lot of vodka and a lot of tequila. Surprisingly, it's kinda like being high... I can barely see straight and there goes my head!

Ah. Anyone have interesting drinking stories?

Talking about drinking, me and a couple friends pounded back a 60 of Alberta Premium last night, I got so drunk I don't remember half of what happened I passed out on either my friends porch or the sidewalk and was woken up by a cop which drove me home.

All in all, bad fucking night.

At 5/29/09 12:00 AM, krazykangaroo wrote: are you fucking kidding me?
They made a product called "ibook" and someones stupid enough to actually buy that crap?
Library= free.
thats honestly the most retarded thing ive heard, im guessing its just like ur reading texts, except less entertaining.
heres some help, get a library card and save urself some cash

Looks like someone should have stayed in school. Before you go suggesting other things that are completely irrelevant to the fucking question or item you should know what your talking about.

I don't see why I have seen so many fucking threads that concern the Cartoon Network, I thought you had to be 13 to register to Newgrounds not six and a half?

Wow, you seen two people pass out in a span of twenty minutes, do you feel accomplished? Go ahead and pat yourself on the back.

At 5/28/09 08:58 PM, killingspreekiller wrote: my friend with a 3 inch blade on accident. we dont really lve in a safe place so i always find it nice to keep a switch with me just in case. So it's 8:00 PM and its getting really dark. I hear someone waking towards me so i start running then i break into a spring stop and stab him in the leg and that when i see his face. He didnt know it was me nor i him. He said i looked like Jeffery this guy that owes him money. Do i take him home and he gets it wrapped up and everything but crap i feel terrible. Any oo u do anything bad to your friends?

Sounds really fucking believable, I bet Jeffrey is your eight year old neighbour that is sitting beside you right now and he assisted you in making this shit up.