I'll let you know right off the bat that I hated this movie. A lot. So if you are expecting me to talk highly of this movie, you can just stop reading.
Ok, going into the movie with a few friends, I had very minimum knowledge of the comic book, just what they have told me (I didn't have a choice to read it yet), so I was expecting giant piles of shit walking around. No, I mean, actual piles of shit.
Anywho, I thought to myself "Ok, so they might hate this, but I might enjoy it since I haven't read the book." Wrong.
The movie started out as this guy being a little pussy that no one respects or cares about. He's a little shit that everyone just walks over. Then he shoots the wings off that fly, and then he's a cocky bastard. Then he can't catch that little shuttle thing, and leaves.
Then comes back. As a cocky fuck. SURE, OK, I'll admit, SOME of the action scenes were cool. Not amazing, nothing new, but cool.
But the story of this movie just sucked. Horribly. "Ok, go kill this guy! He killed your dad! WAIT NO NOT YET, shit kid you aren't ready." Then he kills 2 guys. 2. TWO. Then they're all like "Oh, ok, you can go kill him now. LOLJK we're gonna kill you."
And they don't even fucking do that. And Morgan Freeman was just pissing me off the whole time. This movie just goes to show that that guy really really likes to listen to himself talk. And then OH NO! Plot twist! He's a bad guy! All of them were supposed to die! But instead of killing them all, he just starts making shit up, TOTALLY going against the whole goddamn movie.
They are all so into following the code and shit through the whole thing, but then out of NOWHERE they say this shit, and everyone's like "Oh, yeah, fuck, go with Sloan." But then Jolie's like "Fuck that shit" and pulls off one of those faggot-ass "bullet bending" BS shit they love to show in this movie. They revolved most of the shitty movie around that.
The only thing in this movie that actually made me laugh out loud was Morgan Freeman saying "Mother fucker." Only thing. I chuckled at some points, maybe a little giggle, but nothing else.
Fuck this movie, it was a piece of shit.
And I know suspension of disbelief, and it's just a cheesy blahblahblah. No. This movie took itself seriously, which if you're going to have an over-the-top movie, you can't do that.
That's why Shoot 'Em Up was so awesome. Over the top, cheesy, bullets flying, stupid shit that could never happen, but it didn't take it's self seriously for even a second. THAT'S why Shoot 'Em Up is a great movie, and Wanted sucked.
Also the shitty plot.
Fuck the plot of that movie.
Angelina Jolie has a nice ass though,