I don't know man, I'm just sitting in my house watching tv.
One commerical ad says one thing, the next conflicts with the others.
The next one conflicts with the last.

"Eating this food will make you thin!"
the next one says
"That's a scam! Don't eat those foods? eat these ones!"
"Drugs are bad!"
"Drugs are good!"

Gooooooodamnit it pisses me the fuck off

"There's natural cures for fatal diseases"
"No only these drugs can save you"
"But mine work....buy my stuff!"
"No buy mine!"

It's enough to drive me insane...

How come everytime I look through these forums every other topic is about masturbation ;O! There should just be a forum for jerking

General
Where is/How to?
Flash
Politics
Programming
Clubs and Crews
&
Jerking

At 3/27/05 09:57 PM, bitch_slap1 wrote: Things don't just fall. What did you do to make it fall? Next time don't do it and you won't have to clean it. :)

actually... My mom was plastered...and uh she went into the kitchen to cook while she had like 7 beers packed down, so uh yeah...

I feel so exposed...

That's ok it's not like any of you know me XD

At 3/27/05 09:30 PM, -deleted- wrote: Is your house one room?

nah man, it's like a 2 floor 3 bedroom house, pretty roomy

I'm just sweeping here, so much dust it's fucking crazy

FUuuuuuuuck

my fire extinguiser fell off it's thingy in the kitchen and it went off. Now my whole fucking house is caked with dust and it smells so bad and it's hard to breath. Jesus you're probably laughing your ass off, that's ok I thought it was kinda funny too...but now my whole fucking house is dusty. Does anyone know how to clean up that shit? There's this fucking cloud in my house and it smells so strong and powdery.

At 3/13/05 02:55 PM, puppet-master wrote: without stoping: 13 hours final fantasy 10

overall: 96 hours final fantasy 8

what's yours biatches

Orcarina of time, when it first came out I got it and played from the morning to midnight, so like 16 hours or sometihng

At 3/2/05 09:25 AM, Lockstockstar wrote: Wat would you be doing right now and other times u come online if you didnt have the internet, or a computer

I would get a girlfriend

At 3/2/05 10:41 AM, R3dF0x wrote: the overall movie sucked...its a movie you would like to see only once...the concept was pretty cool...very Se73n like...but the movie needed more plot line...

yeah it was pretty much a good "mind fuck" movie but it should have been more refined I think XD I loved that ending though...how everyone thought the Zep guy was a killer but he was the victim himself...god that was great XD

but yeah the fact that he was in the room himself the whole time was kinda lame...

goooooood I swear I tried looking for it on topics

I typed in "Saw" but it kept bitching about...3 letter searches or something
so I tried "jigsaw killer" but I got a bunch of other crap...

Anyways I wanted to talk about this brutal movie

Did anyone else see this movie? It wasn't as scary and as brutal as everyone said it was but I still liked it

What were your favourite parts?

Did anyone like that twist at the end?

At 2/28/05 06:31 AM, Sharagoneal wrote: I was thinking on getting an electric guitar and i was wondering if anyone knows some good brands/models/whatever. So if you could let me know then thanks in advance to you.

B.C. Rich Guitar! XD
or Fender Strat...
Ibanz is fun too... they're all good

I call it "Video Funs"

cool thanks, anything else?

Heeeeeeeeey guys

I'm interested in making music and putting it onto my computer to edit and stuff...what program should I use?

I have a few instruments and just myself so I wanted to be able to record myself playing each instrument individually and just mix them all together afterwards, one man band-ish...

Any suggestions?

At 1/30/05 12:25 PM, The_Confused wrote: If there's going to be a Half-Life 3, I don't want to wait another 6 years for it.

yeah that might be lame as hell, But I'm sure if we did wait 6 years the game would probably be great and blow everyone away again XD

At 1/30/05 11:32 AM, bassgod06 wrote: No, noone else has beatin it. That is why there are over 50 topics that talk about how retarded the ending was.
So use the search bar before entering a topic. And stop being a noob.

more people give a shit then you do

At 1/30/05 10:27 AM, o__O wrote: Lol @ me buying half life and opposing force and then ruining the plot for myself.

LO!L!!!!!!111oneonetwo

At 1/30/05 09:35 AM, _lightning_ wrote:

At 1/30/05 09:33 AM, Sesshoumaru-Sama wrote: Word of advice: Play Halo, Then re-play Halo 2. It would make much more sense.

Besides, this topic has been posted thousdands of times. No one gives a fuck.

Tip: reading the threads you post in makes you sound less stupid.

hehehehehe XD agreed

having 512MB Ram will help alot, but even then you should close EVERYTHING and run ad-aware and shit to clean out your comp
2.8ghz is fun too
An awesome graphics card

Mostly that is all you'll need

At 1/30/05 09:28 AM, Shadow_of_sonic wrote: I was hoping the end would be
ALEX AND GORDAN making <3

Sweet Sweet Animated Love

I have the first HL, I never beat it because half way through I got bored with it and did other stuff, I guess I'll beat it now maybe it'll give me more of an idea what the 2nd one was all about ;O!

Those striders were fun to fight to.. XD

Well thanks a shit load guys

Especially the guys who wrote the essays, you straightened some stuff out for me, Ok that was the weirdest most crazyiest fast paced action game ever though right? XD

So Gordon Freeman doesn't really have a life...?
Oh...Halflife...XD I get it...
Gordon Freeman is some kinda Super Duper Lucky Gun slinging Pawn for the G-Man whenever he wants something done then eh?

At 1/30/05 03:22 AM, Crimson_Edge wrote:

At 1/30/05 03:14 AM, TheArmedApple wrote: ...my brain hurts

You didn't pay too much attention during the game... did you? =P.

K. The ending of HL is about the same as HL2... with altered details. The G-Man is the one who put Gordon on the train at the begining... hence why the guy sitting down says "Hey, I didn't see you get on..." Basically, the "G-Man" (That isn't his name, just simply his model name) is some mysterious mofo that "leads" you around... sort of. He is everywere you are sorta. Nobody really knows who/what he is.

Just take it as it is. The game is alot deeper than just some d00d appearing and the game ends.

I was too distracting with the hectic action, In that game I never got to rest.... I still don't understand... Stupid G-Man... too bad I can't slap him or anything and tell him to stop beind such a mind fuck. I tried to pay attention all I know is that there's lots of aliens, giant striders and more explosions then I could handle, and some Security guard... I think the combine are aliens...who do intergalactic stuff...but I'm not sure...

At 1/30/05 03:11 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:

At 1/30/05 03:09 AM, TheArmedApple wrote:

Can someone explain wtf happened...

The dark energy reactor blew up and the G-man threw Freeman into another time portal.

...my brain hurts

ok I just beat HL2, Anyone else beat it?

Can someone explain wtf happened...

My brain is small and inferior

that's awesome! thanks guys XD

I can always depend on NG for support people...and assholes XD

ok has anyone got this yet? I haven't played it myself. I want to but is it worth it? If I get that gold package or whatever on steam I'll get alot of extra crap and one that caught my attention is HL source, I hear it's basically Old HL with the new engine, But Nothing special... Has anyone played it yet? what are the main differences in gameplay and such?

At 1/3/05 12:22 AM, NanoBeer wrote: who would win, Samus or Master Cheif
i personally think samus would!

they would definately fuck

get free by vines is awesome ;D

At 12/4/04 06:57 AM, Jossos wrote: So that guy is so smart he can make a virus that destroys a virusscanner and a firewall? Sorry if I laugh at your moronicness. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Most likely you wrecked your pc yourself.

my moronicness ;0!

have you no heart? ;* you make me cry

At 11/28/04 09:03 AM, BizarroTheJoe324 wrote: Just because you suck at the game doesn't mean it's stupid.

Those things you mentioned are there to make the game challenging. Go back to playing Sesame Street 123 for the NES for the kind of game you want.

I loved that game...