At 12/1/09 01:16 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: If people could gene splice and give themselves fox ears or whatever, would you do it?

Throw in a tail and it's a done deal. But I'd want to wait at least a decade for all the kinks to be ironed out and/or for the process to become more socially acceptable. I wouldn't ostracize myself for the sake of cosmetics; I'm not like one of those freaky tattoo guys.

At 11/23/09 03:46 AM, Sawdust wrote: You generate 100 dollar bills instantaneously from the palm of your hands, but this money can only be used to give money to charity, nothing else.

Easy. Just set up your own charity, the "Give Me Money Charity," donate it to that, and keep all the money.

Something similar to this has already been done, but oh well:

You can shapeshift into any animal, but as soon as you do, you no longer have the brain of a human and thus cannot think like your previous form or even comprehend your memories. Likewise, if you ever change back, your memories of your time as an animal would only make sense if you had those animal's senses to perceive it with, and therefore would be incomprehensible to you.

Or how about this?

Every time you breathe out, you move one second forward in time; every time you breathe in, you move two seconds back in time.

I don't want to be the one who says, "Stop having fun, guys!" but seriously, I'm afraid a mod might notice and get out the banhammer.

This shouldn't be just a picture spam thread, 'k? If you want an image gallery, go to fchan.

At 11/19/09 02:17 AM, supernova07 wrote: Its getting hard for me to get out of bed in the morning. After a night under three warm blankets, getting out from under them in the freezing morning air is like jumping into a shower of friggen knives.

Ice cold knives. So very cold...

You think that's bad? Try living in Soviet gulags. ONE warm blanket, subzero temperatures, and the only thing separating you from a popsicle is a jacket and a pair of valenki!

At 11/18/09 02:07 AM, tally1989 wrote: Wow, for how long has this club been a stupid 4chan/roleplaying club?

My apologies. I assure you, the people here aren't always this retarded.

At 11/14/09 07:05 AM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

At 11/14/09 01:14 AM, michelinman wrote: paragraph

more paragraph

If you ask me, michelinman has a good point, albeit an unwelcome one. When we're not posting pictures, we're having inane and retarded "conversations" or posting things that anywhere else would be labeled "spam." Now, I don't expect intelligent discussion from anywhere on Newgrounds, but this club probably has the least of it.

At 11/11/09 12:41 AM, Who-Face wrote: Can someone explain Yiff to me?

I'm not touching this with a ten-foot pole.

At 11/1/09 10:33 PM, Falconpunchr wrote:

At 11/1/09 07:05 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: This badass motherfucker.

Is that..Robo-Dickneck?

The Big O is so fucking badass, comparing it to something as epic as Dickneck is an insult.

And it's piloted by the coolest, most asskicking man ever to grace your television screen with his presence:

This badass motherfucker.

At 11/1/09 04:23 PM, masterofkoolness wrote:

At 11/1/09 04:17 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Anyone here heard anything about Earth Eternal? I'm not usually very interested in MMOs, but this looks like a neat little furry game, with some pretty nifty character designs.

is it a MMO like world of warcraft?

Now that I've started playing it, it seems a lot like WoW to me. And I don't have much patience for WoW style MMOs, but I must say the character creation section is pretty cool.

At 11/1/09 04:23 PM, masterofkoolness wrote:

At 11/1/09 04:17 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Anyone here heard anything about Earth Eternal? I'm not usually very interested in MMOs, but this looks like a neat little furry game, with some pretty nifty character designs.

is it a MMO like world of warcraft?

Looks like it, but apparently free to play.

Anyone here heard anything about Earth Eternal? I'm not usually very interested in MMOs, but this looks like a neat little furry game, with some pretty nifty character designs.

At 10/31/09 12:52 AM, Sunglasses wrote: Trapped in time.
Surrounded by evil.
Low on gas.

Unfortunately, no Bruce Campbell = Not as awesome as the original.

At 10/28/09 06:36 PM, foxkitaxel wrote: Have you guys seen this?

Everyone's seen that picture.

If I'm not mistaken, it's already been posted on at least five separate occasions in this thread.

And now for something completely different.

At 10/1/09 12:20 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 9/30/09 07:45 PM, ButcheredCorpse wrote: This is Proof: Hitler caused 9/11.

Silly goose. Everyone knows the Jews caused 9/11. (I'm joking, please don't give me any hate mail or say that this is a hateful comment) I also think what that guy said about "The Twilight Zone" was pretty interesting, even though I haven't seen that episode.

You haven't seen the Hitler episode of the Twilight Zone? It's one of the best episodes of the series. Unfortunately, I can't find the full episode on Youtube, but it's probably floating around the Internet somewhere.

"Mr. Vollmer, I was making speeches before you could read them. I was fighting battles when your only struggle was to climb out of a womb. I was taking over the world when your universe was a crib.

"And as for being in darkness, Mr. Vollmer...I INVENTED darkness!"

He's alive, you say?

TV TROPES! That infernal site is the number one biggest cause of my procrastination problems!

But I still love it! I don't care if it makes me start homework the hour before the day before it's due! It's totally worth it!

Why do you care what your brother thinks about NG?

At 9/3/09 07:36 AM, Akkryls wrote: God damn do my feet hurt... I need some furry beauties to cheer me up...

Here you go.

At 9/2/09 09:58 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote: Some guys attacked me 'cause I was gay and shit. Luckily the Twix bar I bought cheered me up a bit.

Arctic-Zone, gouging someone's eyes out with a Twix bar may help you relieve stress, but it's still a horrible thing to do. I hope you at least helped pay the medical bills.

At 9/2/09 06:28 PM, Tehpivot wrote:

At 9/2/09 05:35 PM, shrit wrote: also knox isnt funny and makes shitty clay animation

Knox Comet, retard. One is clay, the other is a famous animator and filmmaker.

why am i arguing with you people you like animal penises i mean really

Because you have no life and your only source of entertainment is making a fool of yourself.

Now, now, calm down, tehpivot, you and I both know that any action you take against this guy will be futile. Just wait until he gets bored.

So far, it's got an 86% on Rotten Tomatoes, which will probably go down once it comes out and more reviews are posted, but that's still a pretty good score.

Who am I kidding, I'd probably see it even if if it got a 20% score.

At 9/1/09 10:28 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 9/1/09 09:30 PM, Sunglasses wrote: Drive your head into the concrete
Use your forehead to paint the street.

It took me a minute, then i realized that it was a guy.

The totally masculine shoulders and chest didn't give it away?

Here, have a picture that isn't a trap.

At 9/1/09 11:02 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: 666, the number of the beast. Hellfire is going to be released.

It's actually 616.

So yeah, 666 actually has no real religious significance and it's nothing to get upset over.

616, on the other hand, is the true mark of the Beast, if you believe in that sort of thing.

At 9/1/09 07:27 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Yeah, the opening scene had me sold on the entire movie, no matter if the rest was a total shitfest (which it wasn't) I would still recommend the movie.

Brad Pitt was hilarious as well. And the very last scene was painful to watch.

What, the scene with Landa getting the swastika carved into his forehead? That was pretty brutal, but I think the scene where Aldo Raine put his finger into the movie star's bullet wound a lot more painful.

The penultimate scene, however, was undisputedly the greatest, most satisfying ending to any WWII movie ever.

At 8/31/09 03:20 PM, naronic wrote: your looking at new-Orleans people

23rd century of course

Are you kidding?

New Orleans will look like this in the 23rd Century.

I don't like my username at all, I thought it up while in a very uncreative mood.

If only I could change it... but oh well, too late now.

At 8/31/09 02:52 PM, FurryFox wrote:

At 8/31/09 02:04 PM, TheReno wrote: 2 to 3 cans a day? I drink 2 to 3 cans every few hours lol. I can drink anywhere from a six pack to 12 cans a day.

ha, and here I thought I was the only crazy person who could drink that much as well.

Doesn't anyone here drink water?

At 8/31/09 01:08 PM, homor wrote: Disney will not Kiddy up their various franchises, you paranoid idiots.

they didn't do it to:

or anything else they took over.

calm the fuck down.

This.

Calm down, Marvel fans, the sky is not going to fall down, Disney is not going to bastardize Wolverine or Deadpool or any other other Marvel characters. Nothing's going to change. Well, nothing important, anyway.

...Killin' Metal Gears.