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Its all rock! WTF?

I mean, the only song from it that I liked so far was drop the world feat eminem.

not bad, but the rest of the album is just fucking weird.

Have you heard any of the new stuff?

no i havnt. ive always been a 'social butterfly'

whateverthefuck that means

and now hes offline.

T_T

I know I should have PM'ed this, but hes a mod who I havnt seen online in a while.

WHAAAAAAAT UPPP??????

wake n baked this mornin

hahaaha

totally dude.

sounds like bullshit to me. easily made up nonsense.

Hey man, they're half a world away. Shit happens. Who helped us when we were attacked on 9/11, or when Katrina hit?

Nobody.

wow yet ANOTHER reason to love taco bell.

FUCKING LOVE TACO BELL

But the videogames will be EPIC.

HEY FUCK YOU. KEEP YOUR PLEASANT WEATHER UPDATES TO YOURSELF, ASSHOLE.

MY TITS ARE FROZEN TO THE KEYBOARD IT IS THAT COLD HERE.

I see you have all of the Half-Life expansions. Opposing Force was a lot of un, but I wish it was longer.
I am so anticipating Episode three, god only knows when that will be released...

So I noticed that many people on CrossFire forums are making their own sounds for the kills( such as HEADSHOT!, Double Kill, Triple Kill, etc.)

I decided to make my own as well! Well, rather than make them I used the ones from a mad old copy of Duke Nukem I found lying around.

Headshot? Holy shit!
Double Kill? Heheheh
Triple Kill? Holy Cow!
Multi kill? What a mess!

And so forth.

I figured I would share with you all, because I get literally ENDLESS enjoyment from hearing Duke freakout when I die. He does the "I AM FALLING FROM 3000 FEET" scream.

It's fucking hilarious.

IDSPISPOPD

RUN TRU WALLS

I bet you didn't know that Disney ALSO has it's own line of produce. I.e. nectarines, peaches, and other popular stonefruit. They also sell cabbage and lettuce. I wonder if good old Jew-hatin' Walt wanted all of this.

I had half of a turkey sub from the local pizza shop left. I ate it, knowing that it wouldnt be good in the morning. (it would be all soggy and terrible)

It was bland as fuck. Pizza shops should stick to making pizza, god damn it.

Yeah, so this is the 5th or 6th one I've gotten. Why arent the mods doing something to protect me?!

Fucking spammers...

EXCEPT FOR JOS!

He is helpless to stop our mighty spam!

Just kidding.

ANYWAY

How is everyone tonight? I am hungry. SHould I begin to om nom nom?

brown ones.

Yeah, Timmy is a bastard.

You win again, retardation!

And he couldnt be mod anymore? Wait, wait wait...

MOST of the mods here have kids.

WHy is that huke any different?

HE THINKS HE CAN JUST SHIRK HIS NG MOD DUTIES!

Tom will not have this.

Orly? I wanna get the GOTY edition for 360. I cant find it anywhere tho.

He was demodded, but why? Did my wishes come true, of him succumbing to syphilis?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/15

Dude, i was SOOOO fucking pissed when I couldnt KEEP the pint sized slashed mask. THAT THING WAS FUCKING SICK!!

Ich habe kein gute benutzen... QQ ALGUIM DE BR???

Heres mine, PINK ON A 20!

lol i thought you meant LionCash, Penn State University's money system.

Id fuck her and as i was, id be all like

HOW MUCH MONEY CAN I SAVE ON CAR INSURANCE IF I STICK IT IN UR POOPER??

I call roller bladers fruit-booters. That;s all I got. Mostly, when the lack of masculinity is presentm, I just call them cunts. Or the good ole' faggot usually suffices.