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The Saddest Cat Posted May 4th, 2010 in General

This video nearly made me QQ. (that's cry for anyone who doesnt know)

Anyway, this video may be considered NSFW because of possivle adverts on the side of the page.

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/127283 4666/Sad_Cat_Tries_To_Revive_Dead_Best_F riend

Apparently, he even tried meowth to meowth, but failed...

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Response to: Funny Onomatopoeias Posted April 29th, 2010 in General

god damnit i am bored...

Funny Onomatopoeias Posted April 29th, 2010 in General

in other words, words that literally are sounds.

for example

BOOM

BANG

CRASH

:drip

lol name some good ones

Response to: i am possibly moving to florida Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

well yeah i do. and ive been. but its a chance to get the fuck out of this shitty state and find a job somewhere else., make a name for myself i guess.

Response to: i am possibly moving to florida Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

At 4/24/10 06:51 PM, slingshot14 wrote: I live in Orlando I must tell you it sucks.

But I wouldn't want to keep you from your family so here's what you do dude.

Take your GF and kid and move to Texas immediately.

You'll be glad you took my advice.

hes not my son. hes my friend from here named matt. he just broke up with his fiance of 5 years and is moving to FL with his mom until he gets his own apartment. he said that i could room with him.

Response to: i am possibly moving to florida Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

At 4/24/10 06:42 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: That's great! I'm so glad your boyfriend's mother is supportive enough to let you move in together. Best of luck with that, keep us updated, yes?

hahahaha nice

nah its not like that. its just a quick way out of pennsylvania to a better state. a MUCH better state.

SOOOO many hot bitches in florida!!!

Response to: i am possibly moving to florida Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

weve been together since january of this year, so about 3 months. she says shes in love with me and i kinda feel the same way, but idk exavtly what love feels like. they way i see it is that if im thinking abut moving and she didnt influence the initial thought of going, i shoul;d just go.

i cant find a good job around here, plus its PA and it blows mad dicks

Snake...? Snake??? Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!

wdf metal gear solid

STFU!

commant""

i am possibly moving to florida Posted April 24th, 2010 in General

but i am not completely sure. it sounds like a great idea. i just got my tax refund backand got $1000. i would be living with my one boy;s mom until me and him got a house or apartment. the only downside is that my gf here in pennsylvania is freaking the fuck out.

if i moved down i could get a job at universal studios orlando and make like $10/hr to work a ride for 12 hours and make mad money.

what should i do?

Response to: God damned addictions... Posted April 19th, 2010 in General

At 4/19/10 11:48 PM, Cybersief wrote: Ah Maple Story. I got addicted to that game hardcore I'd say about... 4 times in my life.

My addiction? Don't really have any.

lucky you lol

maplestory isnt too bad. i got bored with it before, but i lost track of what i was sipposed to be doing. now im levelling up and kicking ass, like millions of others. rofl

God damned addictions... Posted April 19th, 2010 in General

well, first off, i am addicted to cigarettes and coffee.. especially in the morning...

and recently i got into fucking maplestory.. ive been playing for hours... it helps when you work with a forum mod and he gives you free cash shop items tho..

whats your addiction?

epic post count (see screenie) Posted April 12th, 2010 in General

sadly however, it is now passed, by me sharing this with all of you. SIGH

epic post count (see screenie)

Snake has performance anxiety Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Too much bite

uhm possible NSFW because of links and ads on the sides of the page. video has some coarse language but not much

Response to: My gf is norny Posted March 24th, 2010 in General

fucking wow its a typo... jesus

Response to: My gf is norny Posted March 24th, 2010 in General

nahhh hes too good a friend. im gonna be best man in his wedding someday. gotta keep my boy alive

Response to: My gf is norny Posted March 23rd, 2010 in General

i did just juck off. it was unpleasant.

Response to: My gf is norny Posted March 21st, 2010 in General

god i love leaving a post then coming back two days later and seeing how many replies it had.

=D

Response to: My gf is norny Posted March 20th, 2010 in General

hahahahaha i just relised it says norny.

Response to: My gf is norny Posted March 20th, 2010 in General

there is a carpet. one of those maroon colored woven really soft ones. and one of thse tubular swuishy pillow things.

Response to: Gorillaz New Album, in Full Posted March 20th, 2010 in General

many of their new songs are weird, straight up unbelieveable. i cant listen to much of it. my fav is like el manana

Response to: My gf is norny Posted March 20th, 2010 in General

i would but his apt is small. he has like a small counter space. maybe the kitchen floor

My gf is norny Posted March 20th, 2010 in General

but my boy wont let me use his extra bed that he doesnt ever sleep in.

"its been discomissioned" - the4th's boy

god dammit...

Response to: Does Lady Gaga have a pen0rz? Posted March 12th, 2010 in General

i think its hilarious. shes got such a huge nose. i wonder if she blows coke

Does Lady Gaga have a pen0rz? Posted March 12th, 2010 in General

Well, I thought that she did, from that picture everyone saw. It looked like either
A. a pecker
B. a pad
C. huge beef curtains

Well, THIS LINK debunks all of that. Well, at least she seems, uhm, penis-less.

Some may think pics are NSFW, but there is no nudity.

Giving Nextel Reps A Work Over Posted March 1st, 2010 in General

Im on the phone with nextel right now, because I am cancelling my plan. *thinking of, anyway)
I need a better phone, and with my savings plan the phone I want will be 100 bucks.

Im like nah, im cancelling this shit because i cant afford it, and my phone blows.

Shes like, "well, lemme look over your acct. lemme see what i can do"

either tell them u wanna cancel,

or yell at them. they give you what you want for cheaper lol

Response to: Itt: Choco-taco Appreciation Posted February 19th, 2010 in General

At 2/19/10 08:17 PM, EJR wrote: I think I had one of those a few years ago. From what I think I remember I don't believe I liked it very much. I'll try to have another one eventually.

well if it was the first time you ever had one and it sucked, it MAY have been a stale one. one that was freezer burnt.

GET A FRESH ONE AND OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFUCKINGG ARE THEY AMAZING

Itt: Choco-taco Appreciation Posted February 19th, 2010 in General

Ever wondered why America gets the most Olympic medals?

Ever wondered where America gets its military superiority from?

Ever wondered why America is the best country ever?

MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOTACOS! That's why. Suck it, eurofags

Choco Tacos: Keeping fat kids at the beach cool since 1982.

Itt: Choco-taco Appreciation

Response to: Pay $300 to call police. Posted February 19th, 2010 in General

lol they will be laying there dying in the street, then WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!

THE AMBULANCE IS HERE!

victim: "h-h-helllp... mee....."
medic "nah nyuggah nah, wheres mah 300 bones?"

Response to: Pregnancy is an STD Posted February 19th, 2010 in General

indeed it is.

Response to: God damned snow Posted February 10th, 2010 in General

post pictures of the snow where you are.

i would too, but my camera phone blows.