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hell yeah i would try a lion burger. why not? i love chinese food, and most of that is cat. so i would assume lion is good

pardon the gayness -.-

http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-23-restau rant-receives-backlash-and-bomb-threats-
for-serving-lion-burgers-in-honor-of-the -world-cup

This shit si ridiculous

discuss

ok. I'm am going to tell you that if you have not yet seen it, don't waste your money. this movie was terrible they make a humanoid made of a bunch d different organisms' DNA and it grows fast, the guy fucks it, then it rapes the woman. then it's over. a horrible movie

1/5 stars simply cuz u get to see mutant tittiea

but then it randomly dies then changes sex and then rapes the woman

-.-

At 6/2/10 07:27 PM, Sds71295 wrote: I'd like to see the source.

SOURCE

At 6/2/10 05:54 PM, sehnsucht1 wrote: I really wanna know what site this was for...

yeah, and if they caught it on film!!!!!

its porn. we do not question holy actions.

lulz

and thats supposed to say pornstar (asterisks in place of star for sake of subject length lol)

(June 2) -- A manhunt is under way today for a fired porn actor who went berserk at a Southern California production studio after he lost his job there, killing one co-worker and wounding two others with a sword that was used as a movie prop, police said.

Stephen Hill, 30, attacked his colleagues and then fled late Tuesday after he lost his job at Ultima DVD Inc., the porn studio where he lived and worked, according to the Los Angeles Times, citing investigators. Facing unemployment and eviction, Hill stabbed a male co-worker and two other colleagues, who rushed to the victim's aid, authorities told The Associated Press.

"We can confirm the suspect used a sword to kill one and injure two," police officer Cleon Joseph told AOL News.

One of those who tried to help suffered a large wound to his torso and died in surgery at the hospital. The two others who were wounded are expected to survive, according to police.

None of the victims were well-known porn actors. Police said Hill acted and did production work in several adult films.

I would have been funnier if it was a huge double sided dildo-sword.

skate shoes? no. fuck that.

SOAP SHOES.

At 6/1/10 09:38 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:

At 6/1/10 09:13 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: here is a link to a picture of a tiger lily stalk or stem. the plant outside resembles this, only with coarse white hairs on the tops of the leaves and they are very sticky.

http://www.ppdl.org/dd/images/lilybulbil s1.jpg

Does it look like this?

:O

At 6/1/10 09:33 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 6/1/10 09:13 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: here is a link to a picture of a tiger lily stalk or stem. the plant outside resembles this, only with coarse white hairs on the tops of the leaves and they are very sticky.

http://www.ppdl.org/dd/images/lilybulbil s1.jpg

A four-foot bright green plant with frosted nettles that grew in a few hours. I could understand if it grew a few inches, but four feet?

im not sure exactly how LONG it was growing, and it may not be exactly four feet in height, but it was NOT there at 8am this morning when i had my coffee and morning cigarette, then when i came home from work around 430 PM EST there was this huge green ugly plant in plain sight thru the window.

well i plan to take a photo of it tomorrow after i get home from work. i work til about 4, so it should get constant sunlight all day and explode in size, that is, if it keeps going at its current rate.]]

until tomorrow, my fellow NG chums.

At 6/1/10 09:19 PM, Agl1431 wrote: Were you drunk when you wanted to go see it?

i didnt want to go see it, my girlfriend did. and even she thought it was stupid.

here is a link to a picture of a tiger lily stalk or stem. the plant outside resembles this, only with coarse white hairs on the tops of the leaves and they are very sticky.

http://www.ppdl.org/dd/images/lilybulbil s1.jpg

June 24th, @ 10pm EST on Comedy Central

i think its a big briar bush or some shit. it smells bad now, my laptop is right near the window where that monster is growing outside of it. it smells like a ducking skunk!

WOOT! THIS MONTH...

ALL NEW EPISODES OF FUTURAMA!

Not those "new" recycled episodes, THE REAL DEAL MAN.

REAL. NEW. FUTURAMAS.

piss on family guy.

that shits retarded.

At 6/1/10 09:01 PM, zen64 wrote: It's the beginning of a fucking horror movie, that's what it is! Run away! RUN AS FAST AS YOU FUCKING CAN!

LOL

i laughed so hard, srsly. hahaha

ok there is this really weird looking plant growing right outside my big bay windows, out behind my house. its tall, and like neon green. its dark now so i cannot take a picture of it but idk wtf it is. ive never seen anything grow THAT fast in THAT short of an amount of time. it wasnt there this morning when I left for work, and now its roughly 4 foot high. its covered with tiny spine like things (similar to nettles)

anyone know what this is?

oh and btw its not weed.

NOT marijuana.

At 5/29/10 07:03 AM, Makakaov wrote: It should be called "No Sex in the Desert"

definitely. all the bitches were mad ugly anyway

At 5/29/10 12:44 AM, Yamor wrote: Why did you go see a Sex and the City movie anyway? Please tell me it was because you had a lady friend that wanted you to and she gave you hot and wild sex in return.

yes I went with my girlfriend. she was a fanatic of the first movie but even she said that the new one was retarded...

well I just reluctantly saw the movie and boy was it retarded. although the Irish nanny had amazing boobs with zero bra all the time lol

overall the plot was retarded. supposedly a possile cult classic, but the plot went literally to abu dhabi and nothing else happened. epic fail movie

yeah i saw this on perexhilton
my gf raves about that website

watch a bootleg of nightmare on elm street AS IM WATCHING nightmare on elm street in theaters.

sweeeeet

the brightness is all thw ay down and im leeching from an unsecured internet connection in the theater.

sweet.

and im seeing this moive idk wtf it is tho im blazed

indeed.

dude i lol'd SO HARD as i went down the list reading

Have you ever thought about how many socks there are in the world?

Seriously. How many pairs of socks do you own?

Thats A LOT of old skeet socks. lol

At 5/13/10 05:22 AM, Usernamemyarse wrote: Wow, you got junk mail?

OH
MY
GAWD!

yeah dude hahahaha

check the print screenie'

what do you think?

id hit it