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THANK YOU that part was hilarious

At 4/22/08 07:34 PM, Teh-Undead-Guy wrote: Where the hell is Samurai Jack,Courage The Cowardly Dog and Ed Edd n Eddy?! Damnit i guess that's what happens to formerly great channels.

Ok man first off, a little information for you.
Samurai Jack - Canceled fall of 2004
Courage - Canceled November 22, 2002
Ed, Edd, and Eddy : Canceled late last year

and dude, did you have cable then and not have it for like 7 years, then just get it back now? Cuz ur in the stone age bro!

well i regularly masturbate furiously, often finishing in under 3 minutes. like the great seth rogan in 40 ryr old virgin said, take 2 excedrin pms then try to jerk off and finish before you fall asleep. its great

yo dude, your boy kicked that kid in the nuts he deserved to get uppercutted and have a music stand smashed over his head. stupid fuck

indeed. we were going to molotov their porch

well, i thought it made sense. thats how it happened. as for formatting, yes i agree that a block of text is hard to read and annoying but whatever. and damned C key being so close to the V key!

gotta love how many people read these and dont even post a reply. short attention span much?

Has anyone else here ever noticed that there are some real problems in the world, and by this I don't mean war, I mean people themselves and the actions they take on a daily basis? (really long sentence)
I mean for example, after Christmas I returned to work, only to find that one of my fellow employees who is about 35-40 years of age, a very nice woman, whom lives about 25-35 minutes from my home. We were out for a cigarette break, and we all started talking about our holiday, and what all had happened. Funny stories were expected, but this one just wasn't. She told all of us that on Christmas day, she had driven with her family to a relatives place about an hour away, as most people do. The house was on a one way street, and she had to go down it and needed to pull into someones driveway, then right back out, so she could get her wheelchair bound son out of the can and into the house. After they were all ready to leave later Christmas day, she noticed that someone had parked her in. Her family notified her that the car belonged to the person whom she had driven into their driveway to turn around with. She wasn't able to even move the van so that she could get her son, who like I mentioned is in a wheelchair, back into the van to take him home. When she approached the house of the neighbors, they gruffly and arrogantly replied " No, were not moving our fucking car. We saw you drive on our property." She apologized, and asked them to move the car anyway. (The woman of the house had come to the door, and the woman I work with could see the "man" sitting there watching TV not even looking in my friends direction. They wouldnt move the car, even though the van was all but completely immoble. After trying again to get the neighbors to move their car with the help of my friends parents (whom live next to these assholes) they responded "He's not our fucking problem."

true story

Dude, that was fucking sick!

Oh, and did anyone else find the scenes with the pokemon (all of them) strangely arousing?

There seems to be some stupid rule that cant be found in the BBS rules, telling me what I can and cannot post. Ive seen people post random bullshit all over these boards, for instance "Ill tell you about yourself!" but when I post something such as a mad lib to help people pass time, it gets locked? what the fuck is wrong with this system?

There was a __1__. Even though __2__ was as __3__ as a __4__, it couldnt escape the __5__ __6__ of the King of All Toads.

Fill in your mad lib and make it funny.

god im so bored... >.<

and finally, Gary Brolsma made that video with no intentions of it ever being seen by anyone else other than himself. One of his friends reportedly "jump-" or "flash-drived" it then uploadedd it to youtube later. youtube was still in its earlier stages.

if anyone at all is interested, let me know. after the project is completed, you will take credit for it as well, obviously. all i want is writer/producer credits. thanks

I am looking for someone, possibly more than one person, to help me. I need someone who knows how to use flash, and use flash well. I have an idea and a script written for something that I think would be expressed excellently in flash. If anyone is interested in taking me up on the offer, I would like you to PM me. Serious applicants ONLY. I will check out your previous works before I send you any pieces of the script. Let me know.

oh man gotta love poorly translated english. i have an airsoft gun, and bought the airsoft plastic BB's for it at an auction. on the bottle it says "THIS PRODUCT PREVENTS THE SWALLOW."

Hmm, it sounds like your gonkulator has shifted to the left by .00012 CM. You must reapply the harmonkulus fluid to the ampere measure and fill in the fiberoptic deasel-flux. In other words,

FISH STICKS!

yo fiddy chillin?
yeah man, chillin wit an L watchin some asian hoes make the fuck out. definitely chillin

Restocking the shelves and just chillin. What are yall up to?

well, i bought myself a pumpkin, but ended up carving it into a bong, which i preceded to smoke a blunt out of it. ahh, i love Halloween.

hey thanks pal. yeah i know you have to wait but I did not know that it was like two weeks.

anyone?

how do i do that?

yeah here in state college PA its like $3.44/gallon of regular.

what program is best for making flash games / movies and where can I get it? I know its made by Adobe but whats the exact name?

Hey all, I wasn't able to find The Last Stand 2 on NG.com yet, but here is the link to the amazing, and I mean AMAZING follow up to the critically acclaimed The Last Stand. here on NG.com.
Check it out here!
The Last Stand 2 At Armor Games.com

Im looking for a particular flash movie,m but cant remember the name or submitter. It was about a little boy who's mom got pregnant and stabbed the baby, and other freaky things. The wqhole thing is narrated by a person making himself to sound like a little kid and the animation is really sketchy. Any ideas? Thanks.

nah she aint cute.
emo kids annoy me, A LOT

Just wondering. Anyone have any ideas? Ive seen the link to it on the header for a few months now. Lemme know