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Response to: Hey Newgrounds, fuck you! Posted December 31st, 2009 in General

I %u2665 Ng.com. I would NEVER do anything to harm her.

It was more of a resolution thread, really.

Hey Newgrounds, fuck you! Posted December 31st, 2009 in General

Yeah? YEAH?! THATS WHAT I SAID!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!

HUH?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

NOTHING!

p.s. my new years resolution is to be more ballsy.

Whats your resolution?

What did you get for Christmas? Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

I got a new coat. Its really warm. I also got this sick new hoodie. The family was kinda low on funds this year, but it was great nonetheless.

What did you get from Santa?

Response to: New kickass song about weed Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General

tripping on balls?

yeah, i dont think so.

Response to: Fat Cunts and Meth Heads Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General

21. this shit just makes me laugh. she thinks that she some hot shit or something.

god i love the area i live in.

Response to: Odd Combonations Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General

icy hot and masturbation

pepper spray and autofellatio

Fat Cunts and Meth Heads Posted December 23rd, 2009 in General

LOL
This fat ugly bitch that seriously thinks she has something thats better than everyone else just told me that NOBODY LIKES ME.

She picked me up a little bit ago from my house, (she delivers Pizza) and I went on a delievery with her, and we were looking for buds. The kid I was gonna get it off of (the meth head) was trying to sell me an 8th of schwag for 35 bucks. I knew something was shady about that.

She dropped me off, because she was going to wal mart for last minute xmas gifts, and told me that she would pick me up later and get more buds.

She also bought me mozz sticks at the pizza place she works at, and shes like

you owe me 2 bucks, and i wont forget about it.

then she tells me NOBODY LIKES YOU!

ROFL

that fat cunt aint gettin that two bucks.

im gonna rat that meth head out too. fuck him.

Response to: High Score! Posted December 22nd, 2009 in General

nobody cares...

Response to: Funny defect Posted December 22nd, 2009 in General

That shit is hilarious.

I bet it has something to due with the color recognition. Thats all. A smal tweak should fix that.

I LOL'D FOR SURE

Response to: Auschwitz sign stolen! Posted December 22nd, 2009 in General

They got it back. I saw this on the news today. It made me LOL.

By the way, Arbeit Macht Frie means "Work Will Set You Free"

Who knew the Germans were lying?

High Score! Posted December 22nd, 2009 in General

SICK!

I was playing Tetraform, my new favorite game on Newgrounds, and I got the daily high score!

Peep it!

High Score!

Response to: Psst... Jamoke... Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

At 12/21/09 09:21 PM, jakenator85 wrote: No such page exists.
Fail.

Then you or your computer are retarded.

I'm betting on both.

Response to: Best place to get laid? Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

I;ve done it in the library, second floor, back right study room at Penn State University, Schuylkill Campus.

People were walking by and everything. hahahaha

Response to: Psst... Jamoke... Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

I dont think Jamoke likes his lollipop!

Q_Q

Response to: Psst... Jamoke... Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

Sorry, that link didn't work for some reason.

Sorry to keep you waiting Juh-moke.

Here ya go.

Psst... Jamoke... Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

Hey buddy, I got you a lollipop.

Check it out.
Jamoke's Lollipop

Response to: What exactly IS the meaning of life Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

=D

No, really. Anyone?

Response to: I love this teacher Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

I love THIS teacher.

Shyla Stylez FTW.

What exactly IS the meaning of life Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

I just got done watching an online documentary on it on some site, and it really made me think.

What do you believe is the true meaning of life on Earth?

I believe it's the pursuit of knowledge.

Response to: Brittany Murphy Dies Posted December 20th, 2009 in General

I was just going to post about this. http://bit.ly/7npJBr

Response to: MAJOR SNOW STORM! Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

if we get that much snow, im gonna run outside naked and roll around in it, tehn jump into a hot shower and watch my skin fall off!

Response to: Anybody play CrossFire? Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

No, it ISNT shit you fuck. I am in one of the best clans on CF.

Its probably the best free FPS I;ve evern played. AVA sucks, Combat Arms sucks, too.

Anybody play CrossFire? Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

Cuz the new patch REALLY fucked up the game, hard.

None of the servers are working. This blows. Im so bored now.

Response to: 4 year old suspended for long hair Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

thats fucking ridiculous.

Response to: I'm looking for an image... Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

HOLY SHIT! RESULTS FROM THE FIRST POST!

I TOTALLY CLICKED THE +1 KARMA AND THANKS BUTTON TO YOU ALEX!!!

I'm looking for an image... Posted December 17th, 2009 in General

It's a background that I saw a while back. I cant find it on google, or any other image search. Its two pillows, pillowfighting with two kids instead of pillows. It's kinda lime anime-ish. Has anyone seen it, or have a link to where it is?

Response to: Titan Maximum Posted December 3rd, 2009 in General

its fucking retarded.

more adult swim bullshit of people getting kicked in the balls.

it wasnt funny the first five million fucking times robot chicken did it
now its some douchebag team.

fuck adult swim.

User Of The Day - How To Get? Posted December 3rd, 2009 in General

Is it random?

User Of The Day - How To Get?

Response to: Om Nom Nom, Evidence Is Good! Posted December 3rd, 2009 in General

LOL HIS FACE AT :36 SECONDS IS LIKE

YUUUAH NYUGGA YOU AINT GETTIN ME FO SHIT!

Have you played that Luna game? Posted November 27th, 2009 in General

I see it advertised on NG all the time, and usually all ovetr the rest of the fucking interweb.

Apparently it has some kind of matchmaking system?

What. The. Fuck.

How could a retarded looking anime game have a fucking MATCHMAKING SYSTEM?!

Does anyone know how this works?

It just makes me LOL thinking about it.

I heard some guy actually MARRIED a

100% VIRTUAL girl from a site like that.

What a fucktard.