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At 1/4/10 04:52 AM, Peacekid wrote: Look, a quitter

lets pretend we care

yeah, you pretend. because thats all youll ever do faggot.

I just gotta get my head on straight, think positively, and start moving the fuck on. Maybe Ill buy a plane ticket to a diff country and disappear. I dont want to leave all my debt for my family like an asshole though.

Thats not blockhead man. Its a fucking smiley face.

BACONNAISE AND TACTICAL BACON?!

OMFG I JUST CAME EVERYWHERE. I NEED SOME NOW.

At 1/3/10 11:23 PM, Zombified wrote:

At 1/2/10 09:28 PM, Intrigued wrote:

At 1/2/10 09:27 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I'll be your friend.

Also, try taking up weed.

How does one '' Tak '' up something?

You're an idiot. You really are.

I cant believe that people are ACTUALYL still discussing the fact that he cannot spell.

The gerund )verb_ tense of take is taking.

you drop the E.

1st grade english?

DUUUUUUUDE

YOU CAN MAKE BACON IN THE MICROWAVE, AND ITS FUCKING AMAZING!

ALL YOU NEED:

bacon
paper plate
newspaper
paper towels

fold the newspaper in half then in half again (you want it to fit on and just overhang the edges of the paper plate)

get 4 paper towels
fold them so that there are 2 towels, but double layered

place bacon on paper towels

microwave @ 1 min.strip!

its soo crispy its fucking amazing!

neat!

At 1/3/10 11:02 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote:

At 1/3/10 10:59 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: I reproduce asexually and therefore have no genitalia of the male variety.

Pffffft, i can cut off my arm and it grows into a clone of me and i grow a new arm, plus its painless

pictures or it didnt happen

I was thinking about joining like the National Guard or something.

I cant join many of the armed services because many wont take me. My eyes are terrible. I had to have a corneal transplant when I was 18. I am legally blind. I also take seizures, but they are 100% controlled by the meds i take.

I also have like zero motivation, The lack of motivation compounds with the depression, and the cycle repeats.

I need to climb the fuck out of this funk that Im in and get moving toward something thats worth something.

Thanks to everyone for meaningful responses.

Elios stop bumping your fat ass topics, you bastard!

@ MemoryCard

Memory Card erased. Would you like to power down your Playstation 3?

uh, alternate account?

Didn't you at least chuckle at the dad crying while looking at porno magazines on the street and then being comforted by someone who doesn't understand? Yeah, I think the film's one of Robin Williams' good ones.

I agree. The movie DID have its good laughs, but after knowing that the kid died fapping, it kinda made me feel weird every time I laughed.

lady gaga is one of the WEIRDEST fucking dumb cunts IVE EVER SEEN.

WHO THE FUCK WEARS KERMIT THE FROGS HEADS AS AN OUTFIT?

I just got my '10 halloween costume!

I DO pay my grandmother rent. I DO help with the chores that need to be done (although shes hella handy and insists on doing most of the jobs herself)

Dude, dont you think I WOULD HAVE done EXACTLY what you just said IF I COULD?

There are next to NO jobs where I live.

I have NO car.

I dont have enough money to GET a car.

Its like a cycle. Everytime the cycle restarts, I get kicked straight in the balls with a steel toe golf shoe.

Its Robin Williams newest movie. It kinda blows.

His son is 15, an asshole and he is dumb as fuck.

His son, Kyle, takes pictures of Robin's GF's cooch under the table at dinner.

Kyle accidentally kills himself masturbating and choking himself.

He also hangs Kyle up in his closet to make it seem like he committed suicide rather than dying whilst fapping.
Robin then writes a suicide note, and a fake journal.

It gets published and he makes a dickload of money

(Williams is a teacher, and his whole goal is to get something published and make a shitload of money off of it.)

After a while, he tells everyone how Kyle died, and that he *Williams( wrote the suicide note and journal.

Pretty shitty movie IMO.

Has anyone else seen it?'

Discuss

damn that shit is intense!

That's pretty funny.

We used to call all the pregnant girls Sauce.

i.e. spaghetti sauce (prego)

Ive never had a problem in high school at all. It sucks a lot of dick knowing that my high schools curricula blows. I NEVER had trig, calc, ANY of the higher level mathematics in high school. When i got to college, i was fucked for it. i had a 3.0 GPA, then with math i had like a 2.2. its horrible. i do like to write, and i am published. i think that if i start a book i could get it published. maybe thats what i should do.

thanks to everyone that actually had some helpful input, and to all those who sent me PM's.

fuck man. i wish i could like, save my money and seriously fly to another country and start over or something. idfk man its just that i literally feel hollow, ive failed and i know it and all of that weighs so heavy on my shoulders.

another thing is one of my student loands, well ALL of my loans are trying to get their money back from me. with this shit job, rent, a cell phone bill, i cant make the payments at all.

my mom was a cosigner for one of them, and now theyre billing her. she doesnt have money either.

its not like i INTENTIONALLY piss people off. i dont even realize im doing it. i have hardcore ADHD. someone can ask me to do something, and i forget about it in like 3 seconds.

ibe never done drugs, besides smoke weed. now that im done with that, idk wtf im gonna do.

weed used to be a way for me to just stop thinking bad thoughts for the duration of me being high. now when i buy a bag i smoke and get more depressed that im not high and that i wasted the money.

when i say that i COULDNT pass college, i really couldnt. i lacked the mental capacity to PASS math classes. i took the three classes that you needed to pass with a C average to pass the basic math requirement. i failed all three.

i went to tutoting HONESTLY 40 times, or more (not to mention the 7am friday mornings study sessions, when my first class on friday started at 4pm so i was on campus 7 hours earlier than i needed to be).

math fucked me over man. i mean, i love to write. i bang out 10 page papers in like an hour, and get A's across the board. i went into journalism thinking that my ability toi write so well would be an obvious choice. i was wrong. i had no interest in my classes. i couldnt even get out of bed in the morning. and it all just compounded

Well you gotta get a woman pregnant first, and judging by this post, the only thing youll be called is Papi, and by a little mexican boy.

i dont know man.

If i could get legit buds around here, life sure would be nicer. i should save up my money and move to california. i know a lot of people out there. buya plance ticket, then just disappear.

come to newgrounds for compassion? never. i just wanted to see all the douchebags come out to post nonsense.

oh, and i quit smoking weed for my new years resolution. all the dirt middies i get around here dont get me high anymore.

its even MORE FUCKING DEPRESSING.

Really I am. My family, both mother and father have pretty much disowned me because I am such a huge douchebag. I pretty much failed out of college, and not because I dicked around, I just could NOT do it.

I tried so hard, adn still I have failed. I now live with my grandmother, and even she cannot stand being around me. I have a shit job, I work like less than 20 hours a week and make minimum wage.

For the past year or so I have had so many dreams where I kill myself that its not even funny. I feel so hollow inside that it hurts.

fuck my life.

This is sooo cool. Technology really is amazing. Just figures I'd say so.

banned? nah, never. im like bros with all the mods, except for jamoke. hes a homo.

I plan to quit smoking weed and cigs. i guess ill have to stop drinking then too, dammit this is gonna be a tough year...