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Response to: The New Slogan Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

At 2/11/11 11:31 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 2/11/11 11:30 AM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: Is this it, Sonny?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 6074
More than likely. However, I can't view it at the moment. But, probably it.

It is. Go to the very last short and you'll hear it.

Response to: The New Slogan Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

At 2/11/11 11:26 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 2/11/11 11:11 AM, TomFulp wrote: When you view YouTube's top uploads of all time, you find stuff like Charlie the Unicorn, Numa Numa, Potter Puppet Pals... Most Flash game sites owe something to NG for building the scene... So yeah...

"NG Makes, the World Takes"
So true. Reminds me of a Sonic Flash I seen -- can't remember what it was. But, they said "Don't be a noob, keep it off Youtube." Geeze, I think it was a collab with a series of shorts in it. What the hell was it? This is gonna bug me.

Is this it, Sonny?

Response to: How to get free drinks? Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

At 2/11/11 11:18 AM, ICY-HURR wrote: Wow can i get a LEGAL clever creative way to get free drinks GEEEZZZZZZZ

I mean like make a bet or a saying.

You want a legal way for getting a free drink, without any of the fun and excitement? Your loss, bro.

Response to: How loyal are you? Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

At 2/11/11 11:17 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 2/11/11 11:08 AM, Quicksmasher wrote:
At 2/11/11 11:03 AM, Narcissy wrote: Newgrounds, your special, I love you, baby.
You're
God damn it, I never make that mistake. Where's the rope?

Here you go, Mr. Narcissy.

How loyal are you?

Response to: How to get free drinks? Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

Murder the bartender/patron without being noticed, dispose of the body near the lake, then get your 'free' drink before you get caught by the police.

Response to: Dear Newgrounds Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

Sure, Sweetie...

Dear Newgrounds

Response to: Creepy Valentines Cards Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

Here's another Valentines card.

I'm bound to be yours?

Creepy Valentines Cards

Response to: Creepy Valentines Cards Posted February 11th, 2011 in General

Um... rape?

Creepy Valentines Cards

Response to: What is your favorite shape? Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

I like circles and squares...

Never forget.

Response to: Wow... Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

At 2/10/11 08:40 PM, Krutches wrote: I was making fun of this idiot and was showing you all the replies of this kid.

Oh, so making a thread about a user we barely know anything about makes you look like the most fucking intelligent man in the world becsuse you're making mocking him?

Response to: The New Slogan Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

Newgrounds: When you need a safe place to fap.

Response to: Photoshop Magikarp! Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

At 2/10/11 07:04 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Your name is so awesome.

Thanks, I got it because Family Guy is so awesome with the devil's number.

Response to: I Finished my Fursuit. Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

Oh Jesus...

Response to: Comedians - a troubled breed? Posted February 10th, 2011 in General

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

I love Watchmen.
Response to: The Two-Word Story Posted February 9th, 2011 in Writing

What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.

"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."

Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"

With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibility.

"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."

Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear. Hundreds of flies were exploding with pus-filled boners shooting democratic jews. The flies were unaware that they were really desperate for some attention. He wiped Andrew Jackson with the toilet paper soaked in hot water.

Meanwhile, in Austria, there were mutants

Response to: MS Paint Mothers Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

Everyone's mother (Except mine!) in this thread:

MS Paint Mothers

Response to: How much $$$ to shave your head? Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

100 billion fucking dollars.

Response to: So guys... Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

1999's are the only cool users.

Hypocrisy.
Response to: Your lvl. icon as a dildo. Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

Um... how do you put this in?

Response to: You Acquire A Time Machine... Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

I'd travel to the year 1955, to help Michael J. Fox get back to the future.

Response to: So are prisoners gay? Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

Not all prisoners are homosexuals unless they make eye contact, which is a signal for 'I'm available'.

So are prisoners gay?

Response to: Busy weeks for the staff Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

How about we check the calendar?

Busy weeks for the staff

Response to: Hey, you like pie? Posted February 9th, 2011 in General

Oh those nutty Russians! Always inventing the stupidest bullshit.

Response to: Looking for a Game Posted February 9th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

It may be this:

  • Exploit
    Exploit by GregoryWeir

    Click to view.

    Type
    Game
    Rated
    Ages 13+

Response to: Ma I take your hat sir? Posted February 8th, 2011 in General

That's enough.

Ma I take your hat sir?