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Response to: My Trip to the Farm Posted February 22nd, 2011 in General

Cool yet fictional fantasy, bro.

Response to: Pokemon Con? Posted February 22nd, 2011 in General

It's not called a Pokemon convention. It's called a Furry convention.

Or anime convention, which ever you prefer best.
Response to: Wanna Watch A Movie With Me? Part 2 Posted February 22nd, 2011 in General

Toy Story 3!!

I loved that movie.
Response to: I skipped grade 2 Posted February 22nd, 2011 in General

You missed Sexual Education. We saw a porno with breasts and vaginas. You also missed the stripper party.

Response to: Happy Birthday, George! Posted February 22nd, 2011 in General

I lov George Washington becaus he is da furst American prezident and he led America to be wat it is tooday. Thu greatesst countree in tha hole world.

Response to: The Two-Word Story Posted February 22nd, 2011 in Writing

"What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.

"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."

Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"

With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibility.

"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."

Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear. Hundreds of flies were exploding with pus-filled boners shooting democratic jews. The flies were unaware that they were really desperate for some attention. He wiped Andrew Jackson with the toilet paper soaked in hot water.

Meanwhile, in Austria, there were mutants, employed by Rush Limbaugh, Hitler's favourite Jewish gentile. Hitler became a god, then died.

Hitler banged Martha Stewart without protection in hell. "But they bumped uglies while bursting cum bubbles."

"Oh really?"
"Yeah really."
"Oh, okay."

The arguing lovers continued until they ran out of wine and cheap

Response to: Wanna watch a movie with me? Posted February 22nd, 2011 in General

Kickass.

Response to: I bet you guys... Posted February 22nd, 2011 in General

At 2/22/11 06:17 AM, solodolo420 wrote: U Guys want proof I'm me??

Here:
don't get why its a big deal

The sign says, 'NEU GROUNDS' and not 'NEWGROUNDS'. You're a Troll.

Response to: Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd century Posted February 22nd, 2011 in General

It went on for only 26 episodes, had well done 3D animation and you just masturbated to a childrens' TV show.

Nice job, kiddo.
Response to: (NG user) is (adjective) Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

At 2/21/11 09:44 PM, Painbringer wrote: (Painbringer) is (Gay)

Did I do it right?

Painbringer is stupid.
True fact: Painbringer did not do the thread right.

Response to: recomended app on Newgrounds Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

Read Liljim's post.

Response to: Great forgotten movies Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

The Iron Giant.

Great forgotten movies

Response to: Did anyone else hate... Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

At 2/21/11 07:14 PM, AndreDB wrote: Especially that "twist" at the end where the reverend was actually a demon or something.

I knew Reverend was the devil!

Response to: Die by your name. Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

T - Froze in the snow.
H - Sealed in a tomb.
E - Buried alive.
3 - Shot three times in the chest.
D - Derailed on a train.
R - Rotted in jail.
A - Drowned in jail.
G - Died in the womb.
O - Lived life too fast.
N - Pummled by fists.
S - Shot with a bow.
G - Died in the womb.
R - Rotted in jail.
O - Lived life too fast.
U - Trampled by hooves.
P - Swallowed some glass.

Holy fucking shit.
Response to: yugimt is Disgustingly Skinny Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

At 2/21/11 09:10 PM, Shade wrote:
At 2/21/11 09:07 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:
At 2/21/11 07:43 PM, klik wrote: dose he want everyone to become little African children?
I see...
D:

What do you think, Sherlock?

yugimt is Disgustingly Skinny

Response to: Newgrounds' server Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

At 2/21/11 09:09 PM, Squidbit wrote:
At 2/21/11 09:08 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 2/21/11 09:06 PM, Squidbit wrote: I think that's called a Yodabyte?
Yodabyte? Are you making stuff up?
No, I think that's really what it's called. Not sure if it's spelled that way, but I'm pretty sure that's how it's pronounced.

Actually, it's yottabyte and not yodabyte.

Response to: Favorite Robot Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

At 2/21/11 08:53 PM, Odio wrote:
At 2/21/11 08:50 PM, sweet21 wrote: i think my 4 post limit is done. let me check.
Get out right now!

No, Odio. You get out.

Response to: How do you want to die? Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

At 2/21/11 08:29 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: I want to die by jumping off Mount Everest.

Fuck, already taken. Death by... airplane propeller.

Response to: How do you want to die? Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

I want to die by jumping off Mount Everest.

Response to: Worst Movie Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

I'm just going to leave this here.

Response to: Favorite Robot Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

MindChamber.

Favorite Robot

Response to: Hobo With a Shotgun movie! Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

At 2/21/11 07:28 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Hobo with a shotgun 2: Case of the Stolen Shopping-Cart.

Hobo With A Shotgun 3: The Homeless Redemption.

Response to: Scarface is Disgustingly Obese Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

At 2/21/11 07:18 PM, Narcissy wrote:
At 2/21/11 07:17 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: Because he's Cuban.
I thought he was Italian.

Not in the version with Al Pacino, motherfucker.

Scarface is Disgustingly Obese

Response to: Scarface is Disgustingly Obese Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

Because he's Cuban.

Response to: What was your dream? Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

I had a dream. That everyone would be equal. Whites, Blacks, Asians, Mexicans would all be as equal as everyone else... It failed miserably.

Response to: The northern incident ending Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

Don't spoil the ending. Also, yes.

The northern incident ending

Response to: Would you rather.. Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

That depends, what type of mod?

Response to: Posting images. Posted February 21st, 2011 in General

Great. Now people are going to post pics and gifs in this thread. Thanks OP.