Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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Build most powerful forces, unleash hordes of monster and control your soldiers!
3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsCool yet fictional fantasy, bro.
It's not called a Pokemon convention. It's called a Furry convention.
Or anime convention, which ever you prefer best.
Toy Story 3!!
I loved that movie.
You missed Sexual Education. We saw a porno with breasts and vaginas. You also missed the stripper party.
PETA conceived this monstrosity because of the game Super Meat Boy. Fuck PETA.
I lov George Washington becaus he is da furst American prezident and he led America to be wat it is tooday. Thu greatesst countree in tha hole world.
"What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.
"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."
Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"
With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibility.
"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."
Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear. Hundreds of flies were exploding with pus-filled boners shooting democratic jews. The flies were unaware that they were really desperate for some attention. He wiped Andrew Jackson with the toilet paper soaked in hot water.
Meanwhile, in Austria, there were mutants, employed by Rush Limbaugh, Hitler's favourite Jewish gentile. Hitler became a god, then died.
Hitler banged Martha Stewart without protection in hell. "But they bumped uglies while bursting cum bubbles."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah really."
"Oh, okay."
The arguing lovers continued until they ran out of wine and cheap
At 2/22/11 06:17 AM, solodolo420 wrote: U Guys want proof I'm me??
Here:
don't get why its a big deal
The sign says, 'NEU GROUNDS' and not 'NEWGROUNDS'. You're a Troll.
It went on for only 26 episodes, had well done 3D animation and you just masturbated to a childrens' TV show.
Nice job, kiddo.
At 2/21/11 09:44 PM, Painbringer wrote: (Painbringer) is (Gay)
Did I do it right?
Painbringer is stupid.
True fact: Painbringer did not do the thread right.
At 2/21/11 07:14 PM, AndreDB wrote: Especially that "twist" at the end where the reverend was actually a demon or something.
T - Froze in the snow.
H - Sealed in a tomb.
E - Buried alive.
3 - Shot three times in the chest.
D - Derailed on a train.
R - Rotted in jail.
A - Drowned in jail.
G - Died in the womb.
O - Lived life too fast.
N - Pummled by fists.
S - Shot with a bow.
G - Died in the womb.
R - Rotted in jail.
O - Lived life too fast.
U - Trampled by hooves.
P - Swallowed some glass.
Holy fucking shit.
At 2/21/11 09:10 PM, Shade wrote:At 2/21/11 09:07 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:D:At 2/21/11 07:43 PM, klik wrote: dose he want everyone to become little African children?I see...
What do you think, Sherlock?
At 2/21/11 09:09 PM, Squidbit wrote:At 2/21/11 09:08 PM, sweet21 wrote:No, I think that's really what it's called. Not sure if it's spelled that way, but I'm pretty sure that's how it's pronounced.At 2/21/11 09:06 PM, Squidbit wrote: I think that's called a Yodabyte?Yodabyte? Are you making stuff up?
Actually, it's yottabyte and not yodabyte.
At 2/21/11 08:53 PM, Odio wrote:At 2/21/11 08:50 PM, sweet21 wrote: i think my 4 post limit is done. let me check.Get out right now!
At 2/21/11 08:29 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: I want to die by jumping off Mount Everest.
Fuck, already taken. Death by... airplane propeller.
I want to die by jumping off Mount Everest.
At 2/21/11 07:28 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Hobo with a shotgun 2: Case of the Stolen Shopping-Cart.
Hobo With A Shotgun 3: The Homeless Redemption.
At 2/21/11 07:18 PM, Narcissy wrote:At 2/21/11 07:17 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: Because he's Cuban.I thought he was Italian.
Not in the version with Al Pacino, motherfucker.
Because he's Cuban.
I had a dream. That everyone would be equal. Whites, Blacks, Asians, Mexicans would all be as equal as everyone else... It failed miserably.
Don't spoil the ending. Also, yes.
That depends, what type of mod?
Great. Now people are going to post pics and gifs in this thread. Thanks OP.