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Response to: oh god. MOAR krabs. Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

At 2/27/11 11:52 AM, Rummy0 wrote: That was so painfully unfunny, it's unbelievable.

It's almost as bad as asdfmovie3. No. It's worse than asdfmovie3. It's an abomination.

Response to: Oh Shit. Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

Having relationship problems?

Response to: Music that gets you high Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

I'm gonna miss the days when people used cocaine or used a bong to get high.

R.I.P.
Response to: 2011 Oscar Discussion Thread Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

I th-th-think t-t-hat the Ki-ki-ki-king's Speech wi-will win.

Response to: Testing? Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

I remember when Bob made a news post about approving comments.

Response to: You must find a way... Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

That's easy since I am a girl... and a lesbian. :3

Response to: 40 year old virgin... in real life. Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

He probably said that her breasts felt like sandbags.

40 year old virgin... in real life.

Response to: Thoughts on Python? Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

At 2/27/11 10:16 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 2/27/11 10:13 AM, StrikerF2 wrote:
At 2/27/11 10:10 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: What this isn't about Monty Python?

Fuck this shit I'm leaving.
Interestingly, Python the scripting language is named after Monty Python, there's plenty of eastereggs within the code that relate to the actors and sketches etc.
Then I'm back. Tell me about it.

Well, Python has spam, egg bacon and spam, egg bacon sausage and spam, spam bacon sausage and spam, spam spam spam egg and spam, etc.

Thoughts on Python?

Response to: EU plan to scrap cartoon-support Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

I'm gonna sign it though I'm American.

Response to: Suggestion: Flash Game Forum Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

At 2/27/11 09:28 AM, Timchik wrote: Hey! Guess what! Pay attention

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/2

That forum is to discuss Flash techniques and things relevant to Flash, not Flash games.

Response to: Bootleg Toys and stuff Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

Oh hallo, Betty.

Bootleg Toys and stuff

Response to: What would happen if... Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

They would kick the kid in the testicles and run...

Or Stamper would just rape the kid.
Response to: Happy Birthday Prome! Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

I guess you're prone to-

*Puts on sunglasses*

Prome.

That sucked. Happy birthday, Prome.
Response to: Phelps's websites taken down! Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

At 2/27/11 08:18 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Who is this Fred Phelps?

This should answer your question.

Response to: Lit Portal Posted February 27th, 2011 in General

It will either be the greatest thing Newgrounds has ever conceived or a failure upon the website. I'm picking the greatest thing on Newgrounds.

Response to: I Am For Sale!!! Posted February 26th, 2011 in General

Still mad about that 'HOLY SHIT! YOU GAVE MY ACCOUNT TO JOAOGABRIEL' thing?

Response to: Some questions I have to ask... Posted February 26th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

At 2/26/11 10:55 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: I have 2 questions that I feel the need to ask to you guys....

1. When the BBS, audio, and art portals were created, and when the whistle system was first implemented, how did the admins decide who would make effective, mature mods? I mean, if the admins decide to mod anyone now, it'd be relatively easy for them to decide, based on the recommendations from the current mods, as well as how helpful a given user is to those mods. But how did the admins of NG decide who would make good mods in these areas when there was no precedent or guide for deciding these things?

Well, if someone was helpful and mature, they would choose them of course. They also probably pick users if they have a great understanding of art, the BBS, audio, icons, or reviews.

2. This question is unrelated to the first question, but I was wondering...Why can't you keep your gender anonymous, but you can do so with your age? I know that this used to be an option for many of NG's older users, like littlewashu, whose gender in his/her profile is shown as "unspecified". Why can't newer users decline to state their genders?

I've heard that you didn't have to pick a gender if you made an account before the redesign in 2007. Now, you have to choose a gender.

Response to: Favourite Quote? Posted February 26th, 2011 in General

'He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.' - Samuel Johnson

The book, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas FTW!
Response to: Mad Libs Founder Found Dead Posted February 26th, 2011 in General

At 2/26/11 10:11 PM, TheConfusedTurtle wrote: You could of at least provided a mad lib detailing the scene.

The founder of Mad Libs died of Penis Cancer and shit while at the gay strip club with a man named Fuckin Penalvagina. He will be missed like a penis without the asshole.

Response to: New Zealanders Drink Sperm Posted February 26th, 2011 in General

Related.

Response to: Changing account name... Posted February 26th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

At 2/26/11 01:32 PM, UberPants wrote:
At 2/26/11 01:30 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: PM Wade for a new account name. You may have to be patient though.
i just red some of the other forums that were asking for same thing and i realise its almost better 2 make a new acoount....

NO NEED 2 ANSWER THIS POST UNLESS U REALY KNOW WAHT 2 DO!!!

You can either PM Wade to change your username or just make a new account. Your choice.

Response to: Flash Game Bug, Am I The Only One? Posted February 25th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

This may help.

Response to: A Question To The Admins Posted February 25th, 2011 in General

At 2/25/11 06:33 PM, Mariofan153 wrote: Question 2: What is the FIRST flash Game/Movie?

  • Scrotum 1
    Scrotum 1 by Brian-Beaton

    Click to view.

    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Ages 17+

Response to: I'm going to save you all time. Posted February 24th, 2011 in General

At 2/24/11 09:57 PM, Piggler wrote:
At 2/24/11 09:55 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 2/24/11 09:54 PM, Piggler wrote: I've been here for years and I still don't know.
You haven't even been here 2 years.

Like this, but space between the : and L.
Shut up faggot, this isn't my first account.

But thanks.

HE SAID THE F WORD! I'M TELLING A MOD!

I'm going to save you all time.

Response to: Is this the real life? Posted February 24th, 2011 in General

Mia. Here I go again.

Response to: Windows PowerShell Posted February 24th, 2011 in General

At 2/24/11 09:16 PM, Squidbit wrote: Nobody?

I'm somebody...

Windows PowerShell

Response to: What aura should I go for? Posted February 24th, 2011 in General

Fab. :3