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Terry Jacks - Seasons In The Sun.
I don't care what anyone thinks, this is fucking depressing.

He should have commited seppuku.

Dicks N. Chickz.

I sent a PM to Wade about this thread.
Proof:

I assume he did this:

How about a Pico toy with removable guns and also weed? What about a Nene suicide figure that has a knife that can cut through her stomach or throat? And how about a Darnell action figure with a match and lighter that plays with fire and has 3 catchphrases like, 'Yo this is gettin' pretty hot dawg!', and the lighter can actually set people on fire?

He's a part of the NG Staff so he gets to put nudity wherever he wants.

At 3/10/11 08:46 PM, funnyhomeboy wrote: Strange...I often put out my ideas in real life but they're scorned or ignored by everyone I know. Newgrounds holds some newfound respect in my book.

I approve of this thread. :3

At 3/10/11 07:47 PM, EggoBleeder wrote: Let's wait until one of the admins decides if it's good. Though I have a bad feeling they'll actually approve.

I should PM Wade when he's online and link him to this thread. :3

ForgetFreeman.

At 3/10/11 06:26 PM, PantsAndSandals wrote: I see who is this rig you speak of

The forum mod Rig.

I respect EyeLovePoozy's opinion on Family Guy and The Simpsons, but I just feel like I should put this here for those people.

Oh no. It has already begun.

Well, this is what our favourites are for.

If your Flash has not already reached 5000 or more views, go to 'My Account', 'My Portal Submissions' and there should be an option for deleting a Flash submission. If your Flash has already reached 5000 or more views, you do not have an option to delete it but do not fret, for this thread will help you.

But the NG Staff have a family to feed. Why would you do that to them?

Oh hi everybody.

At least Oompa-Loompas are cheaper than Mexicans.

Happy belated birthday, SCTE3! Now, one of SCTE3's early posts:

My cat summons a army then follows up with a 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99

999999999999 hit combo and powered to inf. times catnip of death wich gives unlimited power and destroys all your cats and destroys everyones cocks turning them into kitty litters!!!

At 3/9/11 10:45 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 3/9/11 10:44 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: i like to get in before mods because pointing people in the right direction when it isn't my job makes my dick wet.

Because attempting to be helpful should be discouraged.

Malachy bans you for doing that shit.

There is only one user I will always stalk... ;3

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Malachy loathes me with a passion. :3

At 3/9/11 08:01 PM, klik wrote:

That's almost as bad as Beiber dolls. We should totally have action figures of all the NG staff. STAMPER WITH REMOVABLE DICK! I dunno.

changeable penis sizes, colors, and shapes.

and pee pee action!

And with twenty catchphrases!

'My dick feels hard against your body,' and 'Six fat chubby dicks stacked up like bricks.'.

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!

AMERICA WILL PERISH!

I was on there and people called me a 'gay faggot'...

At 3/9/11 03:59 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Steve Job's gravestone:

iDead

Steve Job's post-mortem:
iCancer.

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Did you mean illusionist?

Happy birthday, you little dick! :3

Someone could get a seizure at the flashing lights in the intro.