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Author Search Results: 'The-Wade-Birgade'

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Topic: How do you tween?

Posted: 07/14/09 12:32 AM

Forum: Flash

At 7/14/09 12:29 AM, Brad wrote: Click here, it's my VERY basic tutorial, which shows you how to use motion tweens and shape tween.

i watched it but i still dont understand?


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Beaten

Topic: How do you tween?

Posted: 07/14/09 12:26 AM

Forum: Flash

I decided to maek a flash about mario but i dont know how to make tween work? can some one show me how please? i really really need your help here otherwise; i might just give up on flash altogether?

here is a pic to help you out. its mario :3
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/140709/1 2256_marioasdasdf.jpg


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Topic: Should I buy a chaingun?

Posted: 07/01/09 11:25 PM

Forum: General

Wow, buy it, and sell it to a gun collector for 2,000 $ above prive.


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Topic: Google needs a redesign

Posted: 07/01/09 11:18 PM

Forum: General

On Hellen Kellers birthday the entire screen is black.


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Topic: Newgrounds Toolbar Updated

Posted: 06/14/09 08:35 PM

Forum: General

How can we be sure this isn't a virus designed by GoldenKat? :#


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Topic: Why do gays...

Posted: 03/07/09 04:42 PM

Forum: General

Even regular gays don't like flamers.


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Topic: The secret FedEx arrow!

Posted: 03/07/09 04:12 PM

Forum: General

Someone told me to look at the sign for a secret symbol and I though that there was like a hidden swastika or pentagram or something and then I figured out it was just the arrow and I was like "FUCK YOU!!!!"


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Topic: I Can't Watch Straight Porn

Posted: 03/07/09 04:09 PM

Forum: General

At 3/7/09 04:01 PM, TheOnlyJBK wrote:
At 3/7/09 03:59 PM, The-Wade-Birgade wrote: I can't stand the pornos with fat guys getting their dicks sucked by 18 year-old girls. I am always like "wtf"? I either watch gay, lesbian or non-American porn. (non-american porn because alot of americans are too fucking fat and ugly.)
Non-American porn? Well for Americans thats just wrong but you obviously arent American. For me that would seem like some weird foreign porn fetish and thats just fucked up. Also most accents turn me off.

Are you trolling me JBK? :# I actually like latino porn and 18-21 y.o. American porn. I just like to watch the blow job scene and be able to stare at the woman's tits bouncing up and down while also being able to say, "That is one mighty fine penis."


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Topic: Homophobia and YOU!

Posted: 03/07/09 04:02 PM

Forum: General

I can't stand flamers. Flamers do a lot of stupid shit because they are whores. Typical gay people are usually cool but the flamers who talk like women and wear women's clothes are just a turn off.


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Topic: I Can't Watch Straight Porn

Posted: 03/07/09 03:59 PM

Forum: General

I can't stand the pornos with fat guys getting their dicks sucked by 18 year-old girls. I am always like "wtf"? I either watch gay, lesbian or non-American porn. (non-american porn because alot of americans are too fucking fat and ugly.)


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Topic: Poozy is the funniest man of all

Posted: 03/07/09 03:55 PM

Forum: General

I do not like Poozy as a mod. He has banned too many people who made the forums interesting.


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Topic: Teenage bisexuals

Posted: 03/07/09 03:52 PM

Forum: General

At 3/7/09 03:43 PM, GrownUpUser wrote: With me, I just think man and women are equal, and I don't fall in love for gender, but for personality.

I like that. :3

I also lol'd at your username.


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Topic: Hitler was a vegetarian?!?

Posted: 03/07/09 03:50 PM

Forum: General

I will try to be serious here:

Hitler served in the German army as a normal soldier. He won many Iron Crosses in battle and had taken a bullet for a general at a battle. Hitler had seen the things the enemy had done to Germans and Austrians and it made him very pissed. After the war, Germany was forced to sign a treaty that basically destroyed Germany's economy and government. They were rendered useless even though they did not start the war.
Supposedly, WWI was started by the assassination of an Austrian prince. Austria had a treaty with Germany and the Ottoman Empire. They declared war and were defeated. None of it was Germany's fault but they were still held responsible.

After the Versailles Treaty which had basically turned Germany into a third world country the Nazi party rose up to save the economy. Hitler was elected chancellor. He started to take back land they had lost to the treaty and then France retaliated. Hitler actually killed more than Jews, he was actually trying to do the best for Germany by getting rid of communists.

To sum it up, Hitler was a typical german at the time with great Charisma and typical german beliefs. He loved Germany and would do anything to get back at the French who screwed them over.


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Kissing

Topic: A Haunting: Christian Propaganda.

Posted: 03/07/09 03:41 PM

Forum: General

Well, when you get possessed I hope you piss blood out your ass and tap dance to "Don't Piss on The Moon, Baby!".


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Elated

Topic: If you could destroy one country?

Posted: 03/07/09 03:37 PM

Forum: General

At 3/2/09 08:28 PM, TheOnlyJBK wrote: Australia. don't ask why.

GREEEEEeeeEEEEn! xD

Also some asshole said Africa is a country. Newsflash, it's a fucking continent.

I would probably destroy Iran so then Israel could finally expand and take over the entire middle east.


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Topic: Teenage bisexuals

Posted: 03/07/09 03:34 PM

Forum: General

At 3/7/09 03:05 PM, Yamor wrote: I don't get bisexuals, if you like both... why don't you just do the socially expectable thing and be straight.

If they are truly bisexual they will not give a shit about being accepted. Plus, they love the cock. <3


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Topic: Teenage bisexuals

Posted: 03/07/09 03:33 PM

Forum: General

It is strange to completely understand how the human phycology of sexuality works. Sexuality depends on your personality, ability to try new things and how easy you are to break mentally. Often teens or adult will slowly change sexuality if they continue to give into new urges to try something new sexually.

It is, of course, possible to be a bisexual teen although true bisexuals are hard to find. Emos are good examples of bisexuals. They do it less for attention and more for just being open with people. It is possible to be teen and bisexual and it is not always for attention.


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Topic: Getting A New Mike:need Suggestions

Posted: 02/28/09 07:56 PM

Forum: General

Sounds cool, I might check it out or at least get a mike from the same company.


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Topic: Where would you go?

Posted: 02/28/09 07:14 PM

Forum: General

Los Angeles probably, because I want to become an actor.


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Elated

Topic: Getting A New Mike:need Suggestions

Posted: 02/28/09 07:11 PM

Forum: General

Well my mike broke after I rolled over it with my shitty chair, this also means I can no longer make flashes in the "Journey to Nowhere" series or anything that requires voice acting. Despite that I am still making music videos and such so you'll still see flash from me.

Anyway, I need a suggestion for a practical, inexpensive, high-quality mike.


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Topic: I met a crack kid!

Posted: 02/28/09 07:05 PM

Forum: General

He was probably gay and was trying to rape you.


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Topic: De-mod Maus?

Posted: 02/28/09 06:53 PM

Forum: General

Well I really think that the Mod system on NG is horrible and often mods become corrupt like BigBadRon and other mods who I can't mention because their are a few particular mods who must have been Hitler's head scientists at the concentration camps or something.

Anyway, if you want someone demodded please do not make a topic, I think you are supposed to PM and admin.


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Topic: I Have Never...

Posted: 02/28/09 06:45 PM

Forum: General

I took a shit and I didn't cover it up. Guess I should have warned the kids on the playground that wasn't chocalte. D:


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Topic: Most painful thing possible?

Posted: 02/28/09 06:44 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/09 03:03 PM, Paryl wrote:

Skin yourself with a rusty pizza cutter then pour chew tobacco and alchohol all over yourself, show a rake up your asshole and pull your anus out and tie it around a tree in the amazon which you hang on, then hollow out the inside of your dick and wrap the outer skin around your lips the piss and cum stream going into your mouth, stick needles in your eyeballs and shit up your nose then stick a dagger into both your eardrums and scalp yourself, put a nail on your skull then hit it with a hammer multiple times then tear your jaw off its hinge and nail it to your chin, stretch your uvala out of your mouth then wrap it around your face, cut your face down to the bone and snap both your elbows and knees and twist your limbs around so that all your feet and hands are touching eachother, then cut open your stomach and expose all your organs, grabbing your intestine and making it into a noose, then rub honey all over yourself and watch as bugs and crabs and small animals crawl all over you and start to eat you alive for days as you lay in your own stinking pile of shit piss and sperm going into your mouth rats and bugs and a wasps nest living inside your organs and then...

How did you guess my daily routine? I guess you thought it was painful but I think I did this in a porno once. It was kind of shitty directing, I know, but it was good pay. I guess I didn't exactly drown in my own shit though because the director cut it right before I died.


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Topic: How did you discover Newgrounds ?

Posted: 02/28/09 06:39 PM

Forum: General

At 2/24/09 10:48 PM, MC-JP wrote: Yes how did you discover this wonderfull site and the bbs ?

My story is a cliche, it all happened on accident when I was trying to get to a mexican website called *NEGROUNDS.COM
and I accidently typed a 'w'. How stupid of me I thought and then I saw this site and I was like:
"Lol lol lol, okay I join and troll some people"
Afterwards, I got flash and became the wonderful under appreciated animator I am today. Thanks to this site I quit cocaine and my family started talking to me again. Thanks Newgrounds! ^_^

*(Negro= black in spanish and Unds= Uniform National Discharge Standards[ essentially it was an African American porn site that had a bunch of videos of women discharging different fluids from that special area])


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Topic: My Stand-Up Comedy

Posted: 02/28/09 06:27 PM

Forum: General

You should get your own show called FrankTV.


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Topic: "I only like you as a friend"

Posted: 02/28/09 06:21 PM

Forum: General

At 2/28/09 07:10 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: "Sorry, no.", I'm punching her in the face.

Lol I felt like I was going to do that before. Anyway, if she only likes you as a friend it probably means you are:

"I only like you as a friend"


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Kissing

Topic: Why does men's underwear cost loads

Posted: 02/28/09 06:15 PM

Forum: General

I know from experience that having hamburgers on you underwear gives you a 20% more of a chance of getting laid. Hamburgers are the ultimate seduction tool.


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Topic: [Operation Newgrounds Domination]

Posted: 02/28/09 06:12 PM

Forum: General

Wow, this is a semi interesting idea! I do hope no one hangs these up at a Naruto Convention, for God's sake more Naruto fags will storm the gates of Newgrounds making the site even more of a shithole. That is with all due respect.


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Topic: What do you use to wash your face?

Posted: 02/28/09 06:09 PM

Forum: General

Surprisingly, for me, i roll over onto my back so my dick is staring me straight in the eye and I cum all over my face. Sure it is a little messy but it leaves you smelling like sperm all day. (wait that isnt a good thing)


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