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my girlfriend is awesome Posted November 20th, 2014 in General

Always the best.

my girlfriend is awesome

Response to: Slutty Bitches R Us Posted June 10th, 2012 in General
At 6/10/12 03:09 AM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Gay.

If you got the lube

Slutty Bitches R Us Posted June 10th, 2012 in General

So yesterday I went to the park and saw this guy sitting there all alone. He was a robot. Not really, just a strange man in a park all alone....he was arrested because he was a robot. I like pickles. The end

Slutty Bitches R Us

Response to: Got an F because of my views Posted October 1st, 2008 in General
At 10/1/08 02:46 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: some teachers pressure students into believing what they believe. James Keegstra was a high school teacher who believed that the holocaust didn't happen, and if his students said otherwise they would fail. He even wrote tests on his beliefs.

I had a college profecer like that.

Anyone that said that the war in Iraq was wrong, or anything that goes against Bush, he would kick them out of the class for the day.

He had kicked me out a few times, and one day I just got up, told him he was an asshole, and left.

Though he then got up and clapped, saying that the thing he was trying to make was getting people to stand up and not take that bullshit.

I told him his teaching style was crap, and that he is an even bigger idiot then I though before.

One thing I like about college classes, dont have to take bullshit like that.

Response to: Photoshop This Posted September 26th, 2008 in General

Yes!

t0ad

Photoshop This

Response to: Islamic clerics daughter a stripper Posted September 26th, 2008 in Politics

Welcome to the 21st century

t0ad
Response to: I 0wned a bully! Posted September 26th, 2008 in General
At 9/26/08 12:08 AM, zrick wrote: He wanted your lunch money?

Do you live on a film set by any chance?

He wanted my lunch money, yes.

t0ad
I 0wned a bully! Posted September 26th, 2008 in General

There is this guy at school who always picks on everyone. Today he wanted my lunch money.
I told him that I didn't have any because I really don't eat much anyways, and that if he really wants some money he should get a job and maybe then he could loose some of that weight off of that pig of a body.

Well he punched me in the face. Hard too. What I did though was I got up and started laughing. "Is that all you got? My dead cat can punch better then you! You punch worse then a dead pussy!"

He punches me again, and I keep laughing and getting up. I am bleeding but I keep laughing.
Reason how I can do this is because I cant feel pain, nerves that feel pain don't work.

Now he is telling me to stay down, because he is getting embarased that he cant keep me down, and I kick him in the nuts. He goes down.

Fun day.

t0ad