At 11/13/09 06:46 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: What tree would you be?

I would probably choose to be one of the most exotic, stiffest and hardest woods in the world: Snakewood!

At 11/13/09 07:03 PM, pigtail101 wrote: Is it really so hard for you guys to respond to other NG-users post and type with proper grammar? I mean really?

I just cannot make sense of your posts when you type:

"lolz ILY n00bs u fayl @ liefee".

They can reach the shift button while typing to capitalize letters, use special characters (! ,@ ,; ,") or make "funny" faces but attempting to write even at least one readable sentence response seems to be a Herculean feat.

Now I can understand that many of you may have the total cognitive process of a common garden snail; or the physical dexterity of a sloth :to even attempt to type out an entire doggone word in proper grammatical English!

Usually what follows a OP's post (My personal favorite):

"LAWLz U S0 FUXING N000B!!!!!!1!!1! lyke Cuck0ld j/k, cuUl st0aRry brahz!?! OMyFGd".

Touché...

Hell, I even bet someone is going to reply to my post with a variant of those examples I cited above out of pure immature spite.

No doubt about it...

Now please for the love of Fulp: type correctly!

Hallelujah and an amen...

I totally agree Mr. pigtail101, sir.

There is an overabundance of posts with one word retorts using quick-response fads that grow wearisome/dull due to users' constant repetitious use of canned responses.

Some BEST GOD DAMN FRIEND!! you have Metal-Loving-Medic.

Just move on and forget about her as there are plenty of other girls/women in your future that would be more compatible with you then her.

She'll probably end up cheating on him and the next dopes arm she decides to latch onto next (high-school - womanhood - death).

Your situations is far from fucked up.

The delusion/infatuation of puppy-"love" during high-school pretty much dies for most right-minded individuals once their hit their 20s.

Good luck.

Maybe your best bud will knock her up?

"What now bitch? - Enjoy the child support!"

Otherwise a poor attempt at Lovelorn Fiction.

Only one single wish huh?

I'd say something more practical than frivolously outlandish would be to wish to never have the need to sleep/get tired ever again for the rest of my existence.

Since we waste almost 1/3 of our lives staring at the back of our eyelids that's a lot of time we could be doing some thing much more productive.

Endless NG all-night/day marathons (What?).

At 10/23/09 04:24 PM, TomFulp wrote: As some of you may have seen on the Stick Slayer page and MindChamber's post, NG has lost a beloved artist.

Ben Spurgin (ben-spurgin and benspurgin) made his Flash debut in 2000 and became an NG celeb with his Stick Slayer series. Ben's joy of animating was infectious and inspired many artists to follow in the same path.

Ben was back at it almost a decade later, with Stick Slayer IX on the way. He was only 31.

Our thoughts are with Ben's Mom and family. Losing a loved one is never easy.

So sad to have to lose a loved one so tragically for any family and friends especially coming up to holidays when it's the time of year to take a little time off from our hectic work lives, school/college or even military deployment to spend some precious moments to reconnect with those we love.

I intend for NG to last the next 100 years!

Oh yeah!

*salutes*

May future NG leaders who get the torch (welder?) passed down to them (be they Fulp or otherwise) continue to reach ever higher new-grounds; discovering/saluting the unique independent animators, musicians, programmers and artists/writers with each passing year.

Although many NG users ultimately move along they will always leave an impact, however big or small with their contributions to this site.

All the best to the amazing NG team as 2009 slowly begins to wrap up!

What wonderful surprises can we NG users except to see in 2010?

I know I will be logged in to find out!

At 10/22/09 04:18 PM, 111122223138 wrote: we were at school...just doing gym like anything else....when one kid asks me

" are you really an atheist?"

and i plainly said "yes"
and what shoudl i do?

Author - 111122223138 - Atheist (+ Christianity) Post
Abridged Version - NG-BBS "Cool" Stories - Category - Fiction (Sub: Failed-Pyromaniac)

Mark 3:28-29 (KJV)

28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:

29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Just do the full-Atheist pledge every-time a follower of Christ asks and be done with it.

You have nothing to fear when you finally close your eyes accepting your own frail human mortality and enter the great nothingness.

Or "turn the other cheek" (Matthew 5:39) of the Believer with a mighty Agnostic punch!

Whoo!

Yes, the NG Calender for 2010 (ordered!) finally released with some killer artwork!

The Dad 'n' Me Plush and mask really rock!

I hope the documentary will be available through the NG store when it's finally released (perhaps a limited number autographed by Tom and Nathan?).

Tom will there be anymore Castle Crasher figurines available in the NG store again (or should one buy them from the Behemoth site)?

I'd love to see some Madness figurines by Krinkels (with mini-interchange-weapons, masks/goggles and themed stands [such as The Clowns disco-turntables]) someday.

At 9/17/09 04:20 PM, killaboy69 wrote: Yesterday it was my mums birthday and we all put money towards a $1000 puppy for my mums birthday. Its soooo cute it has the cutest little face and brown Patches all over. I'll post a pic soon its on my phone.

I will give someone great respect if they can guess my dogs name

Is your mum's puppy named Cujo?

A $1000 dog?

Song: Waterfall City
Artist: Ozric Tentacles
Album: Waterfall Cities
Genre: Electronic

Coming soon to the NG store for the little Newgrounder in your life...

I gave it a shot (lower resolution posted) to keep those Ad-Blockers accountable...

The Alien Hominid Plush rocks Tom! I hope they'll be more cool limited-edition Newgrounds merchandise released in the near future.

Elios, could I request to have my username be part of your Newgrounds Tank Wall Project?

Er, the underground band ProBlem SolVed debut their new album: .Because You Cannot Close Everyone's Eyes...

The Jellyous Beast shall not be mocked...

At 4/28/09 07:27 PM, Luis wrote: Thank you to everyone for participating, even if you didnt win I hope you atleast semi-enjoyed making your culinary creations.

Congratulations to the winners: rawnewdlz, tigerkitty and SweetSkater for their awesome edible Pink Castle Crasher creations.

This was a fun NG themed competition to have taken part in.

For those who did not win but still would like a pink castle crasher, they will probably be available in the store in very limited supply next month

Sweet! All hope is not lost for a chance at owning a true NG relic.

At 4/15/09 07:13 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 4/15/09 06:52 PM, the-puppet wrote: Here is my entry for a chance at winning a Pink Castle Crasher...

How big is that?

The figure is roughly 7 inches tall and 4 inches wide. I could have used dinner rolls and hot dog buns creating a smaller Pink Castle Crasher.

I had some French/Italian loaf-halves left over from a previous dinner and decided to go for a larger scale project than I had perviously planned.

Here is my entry for a chance at winning a Pink Castle Crasher...

No matter how many straws or toothpicks I used making a crude skeleton to connect each body piece, the figure of food would not stand up on its own even with makeshift props (also considering the added weight of the frosting). So I decided to have it lay flat on a baking pan (hence no boots). Was fun to create and construct.

Body Parts: 1 French loaf, 1 Italian loaf, 1 French Baguette, 1 hoagie roll, 3 small tubs of icing, 2 small tubes of icing, crumbled Life cereal, chocolate sprinkles, salt, black pepper, red crushed pepper, ketchup and popcorn kernels.

The Crasher tastes sort of like a frosted donut. Although the ketchup-corn sword of doom might taste a little better if the corn was popped.

Store: Guitar Center (Or - Long & Mcquade)
Merchandise: Musical Instruments (Guitars, Bass, Drums)
Quip: "No Stairway. Denied!" or "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama!"
Appearance: Wearing a gas mask, clothed in a battered G2 raider bomber jacket and jamming on a guitar (with a camouflage finish).

Pigging out on Bluebaby's gives Edmund that killer physique...

A chance of rain later this week...

At 12/10/08 10:36 PM, wint3rmute wrote: I played this game here in Newgrounds a while ago. It's totally in vector like art, it's just a cowboy that shoots his gun and as we shoot we get this recoil that allows us to steer the cowboy to the exit. There are a few hazards, like spikes, where we can fall and die. The main color of the game is green, if I recall correctly.

I really liked this game and wanted to check it out again.

Does someone recognize the game I'm talking about?

Thanks

Maverick might be the game you're looking for wint3rmute.

At 12/8/08 07:19 PM, HaniiPuppy wrote: Where's the town in world 4?

Hey HaniiPuppy, the Newgrounds town location in World 4...

Send a Telegram to FC-Thun-Fan and he'll add you to the Invite list.

Here is my Newgrounds - The West Crew flag effort (150 x 220)...

At 11/23/08 01:38 AM, InsaneZane wrote: ok I found the town and how do I join?

FC-Thun-Fan can send out invitations to members to join the Newgrounds town. Currently we are at the limit (5/5). However, once we complete the Hotel we will begin to construct the Residency by 1 level (raising it to 5/10). I'm sure FC-Thun-Fan will add you to the waiting list (PM if you wish).

Right now you can focus on the MMO quests, unlocking advanced jobs, raising your level (+ Attributes/skills), deciding what character class you will be at Level 10 and the cash you save as you play will go into the Town Treasury's collective pool (for further building projects) once you join.

It may take a little while so patience is needed.

At 11/23/08 12:56 AM, InsaneZane wrote: I got the rrod and my good pc is dead so I joined as InsaneZane in world 4 5 min ago. Anyone else there

Welcome to The West Crew InsaneZane in World 4! Please head to the Newgrounds town (the Blue dot) location using the picture below as reference. We are currently working on the Hotel then we will expand the Residency to allowing 5 more crew members to join.

Crew members in World 4: NeonFlame126, FC-Thun-Fan, Superhuegi, kijljkljkj and the-marionette (me).

I'm sure there are a few more lurking the vast wilderness who have not posted yet.

World 4 - Newgrounds...

How about some canned tuna with melted cheese on a piece buttered toast.

At 11/17/08 03:55 PM, Mr-Bo-Jangles wrote: A buddy of mine has a nickname and associates himself with dinosaurs.
How this came about is a long intricate story that needs no explaining.

I was just curious if any of you could photoshop him into a dinosaur?
I know it's a terrible base pic but it's all I have and I appreciate all the help.

thanks,

1 order of Bojangles Extra Crispy Spicy Secret-Blend Tyrannosaurus Crunch X-treme coming right up sir...

Would you like seasoned fries or biscuits with that?

Shadow of the Colossus for the Playstation 2 has a awesome fully orchestrated soundtrack by K%u014D %u014Ctani that would not sound out of place in a Hollywood blockbuster. Especially the tracks when you fight one of the 16 colossi.

Tracks that standout in my opinion:
Revived Power (Battle With the Colossus)
Prologue (To The Ancient Land)
A Despair-filled Farewell (Battle With the Colossus)

At 11/16/08 08:32 PM, Invader103 wrote: What's your favorite 1st person shooter??
What's your favorite?

My favorite is the Unreal Tournament series especially the first Unreal Tournament (Classic/1999) and Unreal Tournament 2004. Lot's of match modes to choose from in UT2004: capture-the-flag, death match, team death match, onslaught, assault, domination, bombing run, last man standing, mutant, invasion, and of course InstaGib!

Decent size array of character skins to choose from (+ downloaded ones), map-packs, weapons with secondary-fire modes and loads of cool mods/mutators.

I also liked Quake III Arena/Team Arena for it's faster paced high damage frag-fests.

At 11/15/08 08:57 AM, tehpistolshrimp wrote: Hello, this topic is for ms painting or photo shopping a video game ending. Since there are lots of video games hopefully this topic will be productive. I will try to upload one of mine.

Hail to the king, baby...