Let's not talk about things that were on TV the day before, please.

When my mom died.

My penis is big enough already durhurhurhur.

and here I thought I'd see megaman with castlevania shit.

Durhur

The doorbell rang. Carl and Gia raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, spiky box. What could be inside? They quickly fucked the box into the kitchen. Gia quickly put her penis close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!"

"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed Carl. To their amazement, Morgan Freeman leaped out of the box and started singing "THE BEST". There was nothing else to do but sing along.

Well, most people do follow some sort of guidelines for their material. You don't really see comedians go too diverse with their stuff.

I tried. A bit. Ok, not at all.

I absolutely cannot recall such a happening.

Get crocs.

He walked through a motel with his dick glued to his stomach? Ouch, what a trooper.

Nintendo is clearly trying to tell you something.

Donuts could work, I think.

I don't like my username anymore. Mispelt, too long, etc.

At 7/27/09 12:56 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Rejoice. This is a celebration of life.

You're really trying.

Blank post.

The owner's of the paintings are going to kidnap him.

Could have been all the porn in the entire world. And you deleted it.

Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings!
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams!
Blinded by me, you cant see a thing!
Just call my name, `cause Ill hear you scream!
Master!
Master!
Just call my name, `cause Ill hear you scream!
Master!
Master!

Yup. Someone made an awesome prank on you.

I call the Unicron with harpoons on his back.

Yes you are. But you should start going out with guys. That'll show her.

I tried crying near the end of Click, but I already ripped my eyes out by then.

You're in good company.

Baby, you're worth more to me than a level 86 high elf marauder.

Three Cups of Tea

Optimists call me pessimist, I call myself a realist.

At 7/20/09 12:11 AM, Sh0ckFyre wrote: Watch a porn movie some time.

staged

Or go to a strip club.

for money

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE LEVELED THE PLAYING FIELD.

Sports Radio. Always.

I normally don't watch shows from both channels, but I do enjoy watching that crazy asian guy introduce the secret ingrediant on Iron Chef. But that's about it.

At 7/18/09 01:33 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 7/18/09 01:31 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

But the pain goes away fairly quickly, probably since boobs are mostly fat.

Not for me. :(

Because you get punched in the boobs alot?

I don't have enough SporeBucks to buy terraforming tools yet. I'm too busy mining yellow spice off some planets so I can trade with the Kokythyrus civilaztion.