I know a girl that's all three.

At 10/5/08 08:05 PM, darkfiretime1 wrote:

E: Laugh at your own expense and admit that it was a humorous joke and/or insult.

This is what I always do.

I think this has been done before, but I'll contribute anyways.

Insert cock joke.

The end.

At 10/5/08 03:58 PM, Schat wrote: cocains a hell of a drug

For some reason, I fuckin' laughed so hard at that statement.

And this kind of shit should go on your userpage, because Newgrounds doesn't care about some kid in your English class burning a cross into his arm.

I met them once too.

Tom held my arms back while Wade beat me with a tire-iron. BEST DAY EVAR.

Wait, what?

This.

No, really. Which one?

I would do things that would piss people off. Turn off the tv when they turn it on, turn up their music really loud, etc.

At 10/4/08 05:19 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 10/4/08 05:16 PM, kaywire wrote: So crazy that after 5 minuits of talking one of them took her Bra and top of on her first day....

Pro-tip: She's a cheap skank. Avoid at all costs if you value your health.

FACT: Is what this statement is.

A man wakes up with toothpicks under his toenails and realizes his leg is hooked up to a contraption that's on a pulley system. All of a sudden, the pulley snaps and the contraption slams his foot into the wall.

The end.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/rules
http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/faq/
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/15

Have fun.

Someone drew a picture in my physics book of a woman laying down with her legs spread and her vagina as a black hole with tentacles coming from it. The Solar System was being sucked into it as the earth said, "Oh my God!" and as Mars said, "It's the KRAKEN!!"

Good times.

Just some bees, please!

Well, here you go.

At 10/2/08 06:44 PM, LaughingTomato wrote: I like it. Can we call it "Ghost Aura?"

To be honest, I think it should replace your current "spooky aura." And we can call your "spooky aura" the "pumpkin aura."

To be honest, that's not that bad. I mean, it's probably the negative form, but it gives it a "ghost" look.

Too bad we can't use it for Newgrounds Halloween.

Easiest way is to call him up and explain that you don't feel comfortable with the way he is acting.

Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on some level?" If you can answer "yes" to this, then please post. If you cannot, then refrain.

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/gamings-most -important-farty-butts/a-200810011032294 8034/p-2

Castle Crashers has another spot in one of GameRadar's head articles.

At 10/2/08 05:35 PM, xenonmonkey wrote:
TL;DR: my sister made me do her book report and said she didn't need my help and acted like a total bitch, so i beat her up and got grounded.

She didn't make you, you just got impatient and typed it for her!

You lying cur!

At 10/2/08 03:15 PM, itio wrote:

At 10/2/08 03:11 PM, rome-lherison wrote: 2 things

Learn to Spell
Get another girl that doesn't seem she is going to move

thx and for the first thing, i speak spanish, so i like you were learning spanish and decide to write in a spanish web site, so take it easy

Como te llamas?

The link isn't working for me, it just goes completely white. Can someone copypasta the news article and PM me it?

Why must the good die young?!

At 7/28/08 12:45 AM, homor wrote:

At 6/27/08 03:30 AM, dema-the-hedgehog wrote:

At 6/27/08 12:53 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 6/27/08 12:46 AM, homor wrote: A BISSNUESS MAN!

THE CANDY BARREL!

THE GLORIOUS END!

A REAL LIFE OFFICAL JUNIOR TROLLY HAAAATTTT.

A REAL ADVENTUREEEEER!

I'm working on becoming a Psychologist. I'm taking the necessary classes, and looking into colleges with Psychology as a Major.

"Hey, I never knew Trandoshans could fly."
"If we're all clones, how come I'm the only one with a sense of humor?"
- Scorch (Republic Commando)

"Sev, did that corpse just give you a nasty look?"
"Rule 17..."
"We know, always make sure they're dead..."
- Scorch and Sev (Republic Commando)

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/forum/15

You are better off here.

I chose my username because I was on boarder-line obsession on the Hitman game series.

I'm out of it now though.

I was honestly expecting you to say "zombie cancer."

Sorry to hear about your sister though, I wish you guys the best of luck.