At 11/29/09 04:48 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote: Guns dont kill people, uh uh, i kill people, with guns.

You're doing it wrong.

It's part of puberty. Watch porn.

At 11/27/09 03:38 PM, level1isbest wrote: I have had 2 broken Kodac cameras, 2 broken MP3s, and a broken home phone. (wireless) Is there anything I can make out of these things?

You can blend them.

Or, you could sit somewhere else.
Even better, get your own ipod and sound-proof headphones. You don't even need to turn your ipod on.

The problem's not really with the people, you can't blame them for trying to get money anyway they can.
The real problem's with the system that allows people to actually turn profit from these stupid cases.

At 11/8/09 05:07 PM, HotPocketClock wrote: I DONT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!!

I CANT AFFORD TO GO 2 TEH HOSPITALL!

;(

I'm drifing in and out of conciousness.

When i wake up im still starving even trhough iv eaten 3 bags of chips and some hotpockets.

Im having troubles typing....

Become a lumberjack.
We Canadians have free health insurance. maple syrup, and marijuana is practically legal in Quebec.

If I have a ten dollar bill i'd probably save it, unless there's something I need/want to buy. I I had ten dollars in coins however, I'd actively search for an excuse to spend it.
So yes, I value paper more than metal.

The manga is great. The anime is god-awfull.
Seriously, watch an episode of Naruto and read the matching manga chapter. You'll notice that they added ten minutes of extra footage. All of it are one or more of the main characters being a complete dumb ass.
Example: In one chapter of the manga Naruto explains how they have to save Sasuke, everyone takes him seriously.
In the anime, he says the same thing, word to word, and then falls down a flight of stairs.
Which is better?

Ok, now i did one that was actually worth a damn.

To jacob123456

I did as I was told. But when I dared to ask to see you myself, I was told "you have to wait.""you have to be patient.". But when he asked to see you, he gets marched straight up here like he was Moses!
So, why him? What was it that was so wrong with me? What about me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxCe0biKq 8E

Sent to mattyslee1603

Subject: Hey sexy
Content: >;D How you doing?

I am going to laugh so hard if he answers me back.

At 9/18/09 06:42 PM, CardboardBox wrote: The next time I go to Mcdonalds I am giong to ask for one of those. It looks great!

Film it. And yell at the top of your voice when you do so that the little children will hear and ask for one.

I don't mind people texting in class. But when they fail an exam and then blame it on the teacher for "not teaching them properly," I laugh.

Glad I'm in college.

At 10/28/09 09:35 PM, Tobi wrote: Well, I could either give a long ass story that is bullshit, or give my actual opinion.

I guess North Korea will break, and luance the nukes. But seeing as few other countries are stupid enough to wage large scale war, I doubt the whole "WW3" thing will happen.

Oh, they'll be a war.

the "North Korea vs everyone else" war

This is legit. It's only the first chapter so it's like an ad for the rest of them.

Thanks tobi0.

Hi.

Gets them all the time.

At 4/8/09 07:32 PM, Xarnor wrote: I think it looks retarded. I mean, come on, that thing is way too big.

The guy who made it was compensating for something.

Besides, the gun was made to test the limits of firearms, not for an actual combat situation.

Mine is the sleep key.
Press it by accident and yell fuck.

You'd better not live in a place with a shit load of birds.

"...and then he put it in the wrong hole! I mean, I though he wanted a baby, yet he does stupid shit like that!"
"It's all right maurice, I'll get him over here and smash the importance of family into his tiny head, no matter how hard I have to chirp.
"Oh thank you..."
"SHUT UP!!!!"

I mean, what would your neighbors say if they heard you yell "shut up" constantly?

At 2/16/09 06:32 PM, fruitypeebils wrote: just take half as many rocks as birds there are and hit 2 birds with 1 stone over and over

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

At 3/2/09 05:48 AM, Somepurson wrote:

At 3/2/09 05:46 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I'd tap that.

I'd tap it 4 times harder.

I already tapped that.

tap tap tap tap

I'd pull my pants back up, and make fart sounds on the bus.
At least now I have to smell that goes with it.

Just think, when you have kids, you can say "When I was your age we had to wear actual underwear and pants or we'd get surprise buttsex. So no more mini-skirts for you."

I won't say penis, partly cause it's predictable but mostly because mine is big enough.

I will say my screen though, 100 inch computer screen here I come.

Ok seriously, 28 inches, I don't want every pixel the size of my hand.

At 2/22/09 08:01 PM, Lazewski wrote: Windows 7 is basically the same thing as Vista, it's just a way for Microsoft to get more money.

It's free if you have vista.
What a wonderfull way to make money, give away free shit.

Honk for the Queen of England!

Basically, he can just reshape anything he wants, so why not make a cannon?
And seriously, read the manga, they made an alternate story for the anime and it just ended out terribly.

All, I want, is a machine gun with a freaking chainsaw at the end.

At the end the guy kinda admitted he was joking.

"Ultra thin hummingbird battery, feeds the computer for a full 20 minutes before it needs recharging"
FULL TWENTY MINUTES! WHAT WILL I DO WITH ALL THAT TIME!
"Virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit."
WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK PORTABLE DEVICES ARE MADE FOR?
"The next generation will be four ounces lighter due to it's lack of monitor, hard drive or wheel"
So Apple is stuck to manufacturing new motherboards for a while?

At 1/1/09 09:49 PM, Rosenrot-I wrote: Than yours.
I went to a 4-day Drum'n'Bass festival out in the middle of nowhere and it was off the freaking chain.
Best part of it was the 2 hour set by Noisia which just completely blew my mind.

So who here did anything other than get drunk and pass out on new years?

P.S. If your new years was better than mine you get a cookie.

I went to a 4-day Drum'n'Bass festival out in the middle of nowhere and it was off the freaking chain.
Best part of it was the 2 hour set by Noisia which just completely blew my mind. WHILE I WAS WEARING SUNGLASSES.

May I have my cookie my good sir?

New sound system (my current 10 year old one is on its last leg.)

GTA IV pc version. (yes, my pc is powerfull enough, people should stop warning me.)

Microsoft sidewinder mouse.

The Pirate King.

And other mysteries.