At 3/25/09 07:56 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Which story of Jesus' miracles do you feel brings you closer to God?

You could always just say, you know, none?

Think of an experience in your life you would consider a miracle. How did it affect your relationship with God?

Mention anything you want, and claim that it didn't affect the relationship with God at all.

That's still stupid though, making you do this.

Go on, call me unoriginal, I don't care.

He is mine, and I love him.

Dr. McNinja: the Game

Alright, so you play as a fat Italian hedgehog, and you must go through the land of City-17, and go through 8-10 temples hidden throughout the land. You will face massive bosses that you have to scale while fighting zombies, and attack their weak point to inflict massive damage.

After each boss, you collect their power to use for you blaster, each boss has a weakness against another one's weapon. The main antagonist is your own brother's spirit, who is trapped inside the arm of a former nemesis, who is a giant gorilla wearing a tie.

Weapons include a gun that double-functions as a chainsaw, a gun that can pick up objects and hurl them at enemies (it can later be upgraded to pick up and hurl the enemies themselves), a gun that shoots portals that you can travel through, and a ray gun that shrinks your opponents.

The plot will revolve around the main villain trying to get an object that will surely destroy the world should he get his hands on it, and you must go and collect pieces of an ancient artifact that is the only thing that can hurt the antagonist.

It will sell millions of copies.

I hope

At 3/22/09 11:00 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: Lol, curb stomp that...asian?

Nah, don't worry.
That guy was definitely black.

>=(

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At 3/21/09 06:52 PM, iamawsome34 wrote: A FUCKING WALL OF TEXT

It's called a period. For walls like these you need more than two of them.

Next we will learn about paragraphs.

At 3/21/09 11:06 PM, maximuspower wrote: And me right?

Right?

..........

Oh and me too, you can't forget me.

Please pay attention to me

Just give me 3 Large Hadron Colliders and we're set.

At 3/20/09 09:51 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 3/20/09 09:37 PM, Imaku wrote:

At 3/20/09 08:23 PM, The-Hitman wrote:

At 3/20/09 08:15 PM, the-dz wrote:

At 3/20/09 08:12 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

You fucking cuntburger.

Shit, my post took too long to get submitted, now the chain is all fucked u-

At 3/20/09 08:12 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 3/20/09 07:37 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 3/20/09 06:38 PM, Porkchop117 wrote:

At 3/20/09 06:29 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:

At 3/20/09 06:17 PM, MilestoneRazor wrote:

At 3/20/09 06:04 PM, thekingofmadness wrote:

At 3/20/09 04:07 AM, Crue wrote:

At 3/20/09 02:48 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:

If you guys keep carrying on like this we're gonna have to make up for to much quoted te-

Why on Earth do you guys keep ending every single one of your sentences like that, it's not like Candleja-

At 3/20/09 01:06 PM, Sandstorm1029 wrote: How about this little game?

Milos Astro Lanes

Totally didn't Google the words on the portals.

Anyhoo, we're 61 pages in and so far there's been no mention of this gem.

At 3/20/09 06:23 PM, Porkchop117 wrote:

At 3/20/09 05:30 PM, ForNoReason wrote: I thought there was only one....

Aw, I came to post that.
Fucking shit...

Shit, me too.

Fucking bastard. >:(

Wait whaaaat?

Try jumping two times, ducking two times, turning to the left, then to the right, left again and finally back to the right.

Now write the letter "A" on a piece of paper, then write the letter "B". Now, Select any marathon, and Start it.

At 3/20/09 02:56 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 3/20/09 02:53 PM, the-dz wrote: Cut myself to pieces with the knife, then I rope myself together in the form of a slice of ham.
I then remove the ham from the Sandvich, and place myself in there.
The cops will come over to inspect, but find nothing except a ham Sandvich.
They will then leave the area, and after that I ask my ducks to put me back together.

One problem with that, ducks are assholes, they would just eat you, you need geese instead.

Shit, you're right.

NEW PLAN
I cut the ducks to pieces, then rope them together in the form of a ham.

I then speak to the police, and tell them I will cut the ducks to shreds if they don't bring me two geese.

The police have no idea I've already gutted them and shit, and so they will get me my geese.

I then use the ham from the Sandvich to disguise the geese as ducks, stuff the ducks in the Sandvich, then I use any extra duck I might have left over to disguise myself as a goose.

The police come, confiscate the goose (me), the ducks (the geese), and eat the Sandvich (the ducks).

They will then release me and the geese in the wild, and there I shall ask the geese to put me back together.

Your school people are stupid.

"You are reading a suicide note written by someone else, you must be depressed and emo and shit"

I suggest you sue them for something.

Cut myself to pieces with the knife, then I rope myself together in the form of a slice of ham.

I then remove the ham from the Sandvich, and place myself in there.

The cops will come over to inspect, but find nothing except a ham Sandvich.

They will then leave the area, and after that I ask my ducks to put me back together.

Daddy, what is that man doing to himself?

You ever try going rambo in a Guitar Hero game?

It's a lot harder than it sounds.

At 3/14/09 02:13 PM, capoeira14 wrote: put some improvments ...

Needs more spy, otherwise it's perfect

Anytime I manage to reflect a crit rocket back to it's owner or anyone else.

It's kinda hard when using a laptop scratchpad you see...

At 3/14/09 10:26 AM, Greenskullkid wrote: eazy-duzit

That is awesome.

The Pyro from Team Fortress 2, recreated in Garry's Mod 9 using the paint tool

Pressing A every time the ball shakes.
I still do it.
I don't care if it "doesn't work".

At 3/8/09 12:31 AM, Bloodman101 wrote: Lol.

Also, testing something.

PHONGD

It looks so pretty and shiny...

Breen approves

At 3/7/09 03:49 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 3/6/09 03:45 PM, Kwing wrote:

Decode: Hit the middle button twice and the right button once.

This doesn't work for me, are you sure this is it?

That's false, it's actually the middle button once and the right button twice.

*Looks up, sees exact same thing posted by someone else*

Fuck.

At 3/6/09 10:17 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Have you tried NOT being a fucking moron?

Tried it for a while, yes.

Didn't do much though.

At 3/6/09 10:11 PM, catd77 wrote: Play Halo 3/ Battlefront 2/ Gears of War for 5 hours straight, it'll be hard to see, but you'll not be able to think.

Don't have an X-Box mate, and besides, playing games isn't gonna help