You can't see it, but Grigori has this euphoric smile on his face.

Gotten rusty, it seems.

Anyway, insert some joke about headcrabs and compensation or something here.

TF2 Engineer, Megaman, Gordon Freeman and Jack Bauer.

The Engineer would keep us safe with his sentry and dispenser, while Megaman would kill the boss infected and gain their powers, allowing us to fight fire with fire. And vomit.

Gordon Freeman and Jack Bauer would be our front line infantry.

Hell. Yes.

At 6/17/09 04:19 AM, uchiha666 wrote: you people must not have played I Wanna Be The Guy

Damn you delicious fruit

Very Hard Mode.

The part after Tyson, and to the next save point.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I have never had the guts to go back the the Great Deku Tree after his death.

I actually had my younger brothers go in there for me to get the Skulltulas you couldn't get in the first run though it.

Also, Half-Life 2, while not really scary in that kind of way, every once in a while one of the headcrab cunts will jump at me from close range in a dark place, causing me to flinch and accidentally press Mouse 2 and launch an SMG grenade at it. At point blank.

And don't get me started on the headcrabs in the vents in the first game. Goddamn little bastards.

At 5/31/09 02:46 PM, Makeshift wrote: Letters and numbers come up every now and then but what is this backwards E all about?

3

At 5/29/09 09:35 AM, Meepster wrote: ....PHAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHA
HA
HA
Hahaha. Ha. heh...

your joking right?

Check the smiley he used. Now look up sarcasm.

At 5/29/09 10:30 AM, Yacazuma wrote: The PC.

Is not a console

40 hours played since update came out.

11 duplicates gotten.

0 new items.

Very funny Valve, haha.

Portal turrets.

I think I once let them see and shoot me just so I could hear their voice clips.

By the way, did anyone notice that the scar the Spy gave the Sniper on the cheek in Meet the Spy is now on the Sniper's model?

The hats :P

In other news, I have unlocked 5 items so far. ALL OF WHICH I ALREADY HAD GODDAMNIT

At 5/21/09 11:52 AM, mercyfire wrote: Erm, when is it then?

Valve Time

Check Thursday

Someone hug me please...

At 5/21/09 11:31 AM, the-dz wrote: >:Þ

Wait, just realized, that last panel's dialog boxes seems to have gotten mixed up. Just swap them in your head.

>:Þ

At 5/21/09 11:16 AM, MasterBalls wrote: Okay I've preloaded the game. Took all freaking day.

Now it's saying I have to purchase the game to unlock it. I thought the free weekend started Thursday? Any help here?

It will probably unlock when the update comes.

At 5/21/09 08:51 AM, Racoonmario wrote: So, anybody wanna go to some achievement servers and spam fire when it's out?

Since Valve has stated that the achievements aren't coupled with the weapons anymore, I doubt you will have to do that :P

Wait, disregard that. It might not have to be your piss the enemy is stained with.

Wait, just figured out something else.

This achievement

The most probable thing for this achievement is "Kill an enemy with your Kukri while they are under the effects of Jarate".

Well, to do that, you would need both Jarate and Kukri equipped at the same time. Therefore, Jarate replaces SMG, and Razorback replaces Kukri.

Oh wait, now I get the April Fools Joke.

There never was a joke, and we've been fooled for over a month now.

Haha Valve.

Well fuck me

Despite it being a Jar of Piss, it still sounds like a good idea. Encourages teamwork for Snipers.

Also, TF2 comic. Yay.

Yeah that's totally fake.

I tried to think of a pun or something to describe this thing's awesomeness, but I seem to have been rendered speechless by it.

Holy cocksucking shit

Fuck all the weapons previously mentioned.

HOLY FUCK

Made an account just for you guys :3

At 5/18/09 07:02 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 5/18/09 06:51 PM, WilliWowza wrote: http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

Achievements and video

Valve are so self-aware.

Quite honestly, I agree with VGCats in that they orchestrated the entire thing to be quite sneaky and spy-like in its release. Notice how all of the leaked vids had exactly the same description of the spy?

I kinda assumed they had copied the description from Valve in the brief time it was up on Youtube.

WAIT A MINUTE

The Spy was disguised as the Scout right?
And in the beginning of the movie, he was carrying the Sandman?

WTF VAVLE SPY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAS UNLOCKABLES IN DIGUISES

Seriously though, that was so epicly amazing.

At 5/16/09 06:31 PM, Snicp wrote: i was disappointed when Azerbaijan didn't beat you

Azerbaijan never had a chance, our song was so much better.

Technically I didn't actually hear their song, bu I am going to assume it was shit.

Since I don't like Norway's song, I'm just going to pretend they weren't in the contest.

Which makes Iceland win. Coincidentally, I live there.

Congrats Iceland

At 5/14/09 06:12 PM, Yacazuma wrote: Guys, it's not that bad. It shatters when backstabbed and only prevents the spy from using the knife for a few seconds, not killing him.

However, even if the shield breaks, the Sniper will be alerted to the Spy, and capable of taking him down with the kukri. After killing him the Sniper will go back to spawn, go to a resupply locker (Or pick smg, locker, pick shield, locker) and be right back on the frontlines.