At 5/29/09 09:35 AM, Meepster wrote: ....PHAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHA
HA
HA
Hahaha. Ha. heh...

your joking right?

Check the smiley he used. Now look up sarcasm.

At 5/29/09 10:30 AM, Yacazuma wrote: The PC.

Is not a console

40 hours played since update came out.

11 duplicates gotten.

0 new items.

Very funny Valve, haha.

Portal turrets.

I think I once let them see and shoot me just so I could hear their voice clips.

By the way, did anyone notice that the scar the Spy gave the Sniper on the cheek in Meet the Spy is now on the Sniper's model?

The hats :P

In other news, I have unlocked 5 items so far. ALL OF WHICH I ALREADY HAD GODDAMNIT

At 5/21/09 11:52 AM, mercyfire wrote: Erm, when is it then?

Valve Time

Check Thursday

Someone hug me please...

At 5/21/09 11:31 AM, the-dz wrote: >:Þ

Wait, just realized, that last panel's dialog boxes seems to have gotten mixed up. Just swap them in your head.

>:Þ

At 5/21/09 11:16 AM, MasterBalls wrote: Okay I've preloaded the game. Took all freaking day.

Now it's saying I have to purchase the game to unlock it. I thought the free weekend started Thursday? Any help here?

It will probably unlock when the update comes.

At 5/21/09 08:51 AM, Racoonmario wrote: So, anybody wanna go to some achievement servers and spam fire when it's out?

Since Valve has stated that the achievements aren't coupled with the weapons anymore, I doubt you will have to do that :P

Wait, disregard that. It might not have to be your piss the enemy is stained with.

Wait, just figured out something else.

This achievement

The most probable thing for this achievement is "Kill an enemy with your Kukri while they are under the effects of Jarate".

Well, to do that, you would need both Jarate and Kukri equipped at the same time. Therefore, Jarate replaces SMG, and Razorback replaces Kukri.

Oh wait, now I get the April Fools Joke.

There never was a joke, and we've been fooled for over a month now.

Haha Valve.

Well fuck me

Despite it being a Jar of Piss, it still sounds like a good idea. Encourages teamwork for Snipers.

Also, TF2 comic. Yay.

Yeah that's totally fake.

I tried to think of a pun or something to describe this thing's awesomeness, but I seem to have been rendered speechless by it.

Holy cocksucking shit

Fuck all the weapons previously mentioned.

HOLY FUCK

Made an account just for you guys :3

At 5/18/09 07:02 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 5/18/09 06:51 PM, WilliWowza wrote: http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

Achievements and video

Valve are so self-aware.

Quite honestly, I agree with VGCats in that they orchestrated the entire thing to be quite sneaky and spy-like in its release. Notice how all of the leaked vids had exactly the same description of the spy?

I kinda assumed they had copied the description from Valve in the brief time it was up on Youtube.

WAIT A MINUTE

The Spy was disguised as the Scout right?
And in the beginning of the movie, he was carrying the Sandman?

WTF VAVLE SPY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAS UNLOCKABLES IN DIGUISES

Seriously though, that was so epicly amazing.

At 5/16/09 06:31 PM, Snicp wrote: i was disappointed when Azerbaijan didn't beat you

Azerbaijan never had a chance, our song was so much better.

Technically I didn't actually hear their song, bu I am going to assume it was shit.

Since I don't like Norway's song, I'm just going to pretend they weren't in the contest.

Which makes Iceland win. Coincidentally, I live there.

Congrats Iceland

At 5/14/09 06:12 PM, Yacazuma wrote: Guys, it's not that bad. It shatters when backstabbed and only prevents the spy from using the knife for a few seconds, not killing him.

However, even if the shield breaks, the Sniper will be alerted to the Spy, and capable of taking him down with the kukri. After killing him the Sniper will go back to spawn, go to a resupply locker (Or pick smg, locker, pick shield, locker) and be right back on the frontlines.

Though I am a little pissed to see I won't be backstabbing as many Snipers from now on, I think this might be an excellent chance to introduce the cocky shits to my friend, the Revolver.

UPDATE

Gladitorial Cart Combat, two new Arena maps, and a hilarious letter to the Sniper's mum.

He's a doctor now :D

At 5/13/09 04:51 PM, Bankai1-1 wrote: srsly did any of your read it?it does damgae to them for the rest of their life or until they go to a reload locker because theirs an arrow stuck in them,if you kill them near a wall they stick to the wall it charges faster holds less ammo and has a higher crit chance.jeez

Only the charges faster, sticks dead people to walls, and less ammo is true.

We have absolutely no confirmation on "does perma-damage" or "higher crit chance"

Jeez.

At 5/12/09 08:31 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Why would make this and not have an answer?

See, what's going on is that you are trying to find the answer.

You have tried so many times, and yet never succeeded, so you turn to us for help. Ashamed of your utter stupidity, you pretend to know the answer, and pretend this is a test of our capabilities.

At 5/12/09 06:03 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: No. No. You all STILL don't get it.

I doubt even you get it.

After all, we have no proof you know the answer now do we?

PM me the answer and we'll talk

The image at the bottom with all the dead people and the arrows is awesome.

And God I hope the SMG sidegrade will be a koala.