The eleventh colossus in Shadow of the Colossus is a fucking bastard if he gets you into a corner.

He will ram you into some small dark place and just pound you over and over, causing you to fall down. The time it takes you to stand up is way too fucking long, and when you start your stand up animation, he immediately attacks you again, causing you to fall back down.

This is horrid due to so many reasons.
-One mistake on your behalf, and the battle is practically over.
-The standing up time is way too long, considering you will be watching it over and over and over and over.
-During the standing up animation, you are unable to move or do anything, so he will hit you again.
-He does pathetic damage, it takes a million attacks for him to kill you and just finish this bullshit.
-The pathetic damage stacks with the time you are lying down. It may take minutes to die so you can start over.
-There are so fucking many corners in the goddamned area.

At 7/15/09 06:14 PM, boblo wrote: He's a blue spy from Team Fortress 2 without his mask on.

Picture relevant

I love Kingdom Hearts 2's ending, mainly due to Zebra Xemnas. And the fact that you shoot him with laser beams from keys. Then there's that whole emotional stuff afterwards, but still. Zebra Xemnas.

And Super Mario Bros. It was so satisfying to finally end a castle without seeing the words "SORRY BUT YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE". (Back then I didn't know about the warp pipes)

Oh, and Shadow of the Colossus.

At 7/12/09 06:22 AM, sandman0393 wrote: xaldin wasn't all hard but then again I never had it on proud. Demyx was a pain in the ass to kill all of the clones.

Interestingly enough, those two always pwn me on easy or medium, but on hard mode I completely destroyed them both on the first try. I even restarted the PS2 after Xaldin because I thought it was too easy and I thought I did something wrong. I still beat him on the first try. >:(

Then Saïx out of all people gave me trouble. And Luxord. Seriously, what.

At 7/11/09 08:52 PM, sandman0393 wrote: you talk about any boss from any game and say how he was the hardest boss.

mine woud be Sephiroth in kingdom hearts 2.

he's fast and each hit takes off a huge chunk of life.

I still can't beat him

I just beat him a few days ago on Proud mode. Lvl 49 :D

But aside from that fucker, Xaldin is a bitch as well. And Demyx.

Freeman then took some pictures of Breen's mangled body, and uploaded them to his Facebook page. He got over 2000 comments, and over 1500 friend requests.

THE END

Now disarmed, Breen was powerless against Freeman. Crippled in fear, Breen fell to the ground, begging for mercy. He offered him a position in the Combine Army, and a personal apartment anywhere he wanted, fully equipped with Combine room service and all. Quietly, Freeman shook his head to the side, and raised his crowbar.

Breen, shocked by what had happened, loosened his grip on the weapon, wondering why the Combine's lasers weren't able to pierce simple metallic crowbars. Freeman took this oppertunity to swing his crowbar upwards, hitting the laser weapon and disarming Breen. The pistol flew through the air, and landed a good distance away from Breen.

Just as Freeman swung his crowbar, Breen suddenly turned around. He was holding a prototype Combine weapon, a laser pistol designed for missions where the AR-2 would be rendered useless due to it's loud noise and size. Breen fired the weapon, shooting a burst of energy at Gordon. The good doctor however managed to block with his crowbar just in the nick of time.

Chasing Breen to a private island, Dr. Freeman had managed to sneak up on him, intending to kill him. Unknowing to him, Breen had led him there on purpose. He intended to kill Freeman himself, far away from City 17 where citizen rebels would no doubt try and hinder him. Waiting patiently, Breen prepared himself for Gordon's attack...

I do alot of things from TF2.

I accuse stuff of being Spies.
I scream HAHAHA OKTOBERFEEEST on occasion.
Whenever something is broken, the only possible explanation is that a Spy sapped it.
I make and eat Sandviches.
I mumble like the Pyro so people won't understand any of the insults I make.
I do the Soldier's salute taunt way too much.
When hitting people/stuff with other people/stuff, I shout BONK!
I try to Spycrab IRL.
I try to taunt kill people IRL.
I refer to piss as Jarate instead of just piss.
And recently I have started to speak in the Sniper's accent at some times.

I need help, probably.

The Leet World

Yes.

Happy Birthday Newgrounds.

Enjoy your pubes.

I love this movie.

Quite some time ago, I somehow forgot to type the "y" in "Youtube".

Thank God I was alone in the room.

I just want to beat an advisor to death with my crowbar.

More specifically, the advisor that Breen is inhabiting.

At 6/26/09 09:20 PM, homor wrote: but now that you know they're both liars, what question can you ask them to find the true route?

That really depends on how many roads there actually are.

At 6/26/09 07:41 PM, homor wrote: one is believed to only tell the truth.

the other can only lie.

At 6/26/09 07:41 PM, homor wrote: than you proceed to ask "are you both liars?"

one answers "no."

the other answers "no."

The one that would be telling the truth would of course say no, but the one lying would answer yes. And since the lying one is definitely lying, and the truth guy is a maybe, obviously they are both liars, since they both answered no.

But, they pointed in different directions, meaning that both those directions are false, and lead nowhere. And since those directions are out of the question, the only way I can possibly go is the way I came. I turn back and never speak of this again.

TF2 Medic is listed under "Support". Does he count?

Anyway, the Moogles in Kingdom Hearts are awesome. What with the letting you make the Ultima Weapon and what not.

I was gonna do something else here, like another guy near him exploding or whatever, but I couldn't think of anything.

So yeah, Gordon Freeman playing airguitar with an ornate axe.

Alyx Vance, junior Voodoo priest.

At 6/23/09 06:47 AM, ParadoxVoid wrote: Seriously, all these boil down to is:
"<Character name here> wuld win becoz <insert flawed reasoning here>."

lol no wai <other character> wuold win bcuz (s)he is totally pwnage u stupid <word offensive to a race of people, also comment regarding your status as a new player>

At 6/22/09 05:12 PM, mikel105 wrote: so do i just make a gunship crashing then gr.breen like mising an arm but weakly raising his hand?

You're the director here :P

And since you mentioned Star Wars stuff, maybe Darth Vader Force choking some HL2 people?

At 6/22/09 03:01 PM, mikel105 wrote: umm any one got ideas??

1. A shot of Dr. Breen, just after his triumphant defeat over a gunship that he killed without weapons.

2. L4D Hunter riding a HL2: Episode 2 Hunter. Fighting an Antlion Guard.

3. Spy and Sniper dueling it out via Go-Karting.

4. Attack of the 50-foot Boomer. (Usage of Skybox recommended)

5. TF2 Soldier about to hit an undisturbed L4D Witch in the head with his shovel.

HOLY SHIT IT JUST GREW BALLOONS AND STARTED SPEWING FIRE OUT IT'S TAIL AND NOW IT'S FLYING AWAY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON I'M SO CONFUSED BUT AT LEAST HE'S GONE NOW

WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE SINCE WHEN THE FUCK DO DINOSAURS HAVE LAZOR BEAMS WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT OH GOD IT'S DESTROYING OUR GUNSHIPS HOLY FUCK

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DID IT JUST FUCKING BREATHE FIRE AND BURN OUR TANKS WHAT THE HELL DINOSAURS DON'T BREATHE FUCKING FIRE WHAT THE FUUUUU

FUCK FUCK FUCK THERE'S A FUCKING DINOSAUR CHASING ME WHAT THE FUCK? OH SHIT IT CAUGHT ME! WE NEED SOME APC BACK-UP, NOW BEFORE IT KGHIGHNRFOAS

At 6/21/09 03:50 PM, igott wrote: It seems to me like it's a bullshit site. Secret cults don't make websites, maybe crazy cults, but not secret.

Exactly.

Nobody would expect them to actually make a public website now would they?

I dare say, that is quite an interesting piece of knowledge we have stumbled upon.

I would just like to take a moment and state that I have nothing to do with those people, and I have definitely not heard of this before. At all.

I have also never thought of going there. That would be impossible, seeing as how I don't live anywhere near there.