Alright, I don't want to be that guy, you know, the guy who points out all the flaws and such, but this is bugging me a bit.

If this is the 7-hour war, why do the Combine already have human soldiers and APCs? They should only have gotten them after the war, when they have the time to research and make soldiers of the humans and convert our vehicles for their use.

Anyway, here's a ZoeyTank. Whatever.

At 10/8/09 06:06 AM, killaboy69 wrote: For some reason your links make the pictures look really jagged. Theres like tiny dotted pixels on the side of your characters.

Thanks for pointing that out. I'm not actually going to do anything about it, but it's good to have a scapegoat for my failures, should there be any.

omg fukin imgshack pwn'd mah pics lol

Found the suit skins. I think. Anyway,

Just give us the briefcase Mr. Bond, and I won't have to ask Chuckles here to claim it for me. He can be a rather convincing fellow.

Evening sir, I'm just polishing my blade. I wouldn't want her to become too dirty now would I?

.........just get out of my face.

Soon they will all be dead. And then it falls on my hands to bury them. Oh I can't wait.You are all wrong. I must fix you.

Hahaha.

At 10/6/09 06:54 AM, majormario wrote: Also, the guy in the suit-and-tie is the-dz,

Fuck yes I'm the stylish one.

Besides, my SteamID is the Icelandic word for penguin, so the tux works out fine.

Some anti Link propaganda I made for a Facepunch thread.

Toxic Sludge + Crowbar Beatdown

Super Rare Collector's Edition Yellow Version

How Freeman counters Link's Fail-Fu

Propaganda. Link eats children.

Freeman saving Lamarr from a tree. Pt 1.

Lamarr, tree, whatever. Pt 2.

And Dema, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure there are some people who will be sad. Maybe.

That's a SourceMod command, it will only work on servers with SourceMod enabled.

Go ask on their forums. Or Google it.

I like how you haven't even considered that you might just suck.

In case you haven't, go here and vote for Freeman. He could use some back up against the Link fanboys.

Picture relevant.

Moar pictars.

Disabling the AI in mid movement and relocating the NPCs can make for some interesting results.

This was supposed to be Kleiner grabbing her tit but I guess I moved the camera mid shot or something.

As it turns out, moving them around too much will make them walk funny.

I am so mature.

So very mature.

Then I made this. I'm not sure why.

This probably makes sense in context. Too bad there isn't actually any context.

Breen was but a puppet. This is City 17's real ruler. Maybe.

I am just as confused by this as you are.

At 10/5/09 12:37 AM, Bloodman101 wrote: How do you get your TF2 models to look so good?
Can you pweash post your options menu? :3
I max most of the graphics but it still doesn't look as good as yours.

Honestly, I don't think my graphics are too special, but here you go.

And one more before I go to sleep.

After this I'm just going to put links to the images, and post a bunch in the same post, so I won't take up too much thread space.

At 10/4/09 03:02 PM, kidd25 wrote: the-dz stop being a attention whore that why nobody comment. also i like the first two LFD pics.

Not attention whoring, just want to at least have my existance acknowledged by you guys :(

Whatever, I just found out I have somewhat of a fetish for Weighted Companion Cube-bots or something. This is like the fourth one I've built.

It seems like every time I make a picture and post it, nobody is around to comment on it, and every time I go away somewhere or whatever, there is an influx of posts and other pictures. Are you guys afraid of me or something? I feel so lonely when this happens :(

Anyway, here is a picture that is probably political satire regarding the TF2 drop system or something.
Either that or Zoey is a mega-haxxor.

At 10/4/09 12:07 PM, Robotchk12 wrote:

At 10/4/09 11:28 AM, the-dz wrote: I had this whole story ready about how the Survivors had broken into an army facility to find out more about the infection and stuff

Like that new mod coming out that has a bunch of reskinned HL2 maps?

Actually, now that you mention it, it was kinda like that. But with more Portal.

Unknowing plagiarism aside, here is something I made earlier, the Engineer about to beat TF2 Kleiner senseless with a wrench. I forget why.

And here is the Bill picture.

Since I'm too lazy to put it on imageshack, these two will be the only ones you get to see, unless you ask for them. The other two weren't as good anyway, you're not missing out on much.

I had this whole story ready about how the Survivors had broken into an army facility to find out more about the infection and stuff, and then had these four pictures showing them murdering the SI but I went away for the weekend and forgot it.

But here is the Hunter/Zoey picture anyway.

Alright motherfuckers, lets do this.

Despite his playful personality, Zoey didn't find the Scout that much fun to play with.

However, the Soldier and Bill got along fine.

Louis on the other hand, didn't even seem to notice the Engineer, but he found the dispenser to be quite useful.

At first, Francis found the Sniper to be a fine fellow, but then he found out that he lived in a van.

While the Medic didn't really want to have to listen to the Witch talk about her feelings for the next hour, he was scared shitless of her claws, and decided to stay.

The Smoker quickly found out that the Demoman had something quite different in mind when he said he really liked fishing.

Meanwhile, the Spy and the Hunter realised that combining their talents would make for some interesting "pranks". By which they meant murders, and destructions of property.

After the Tank and the Heavy found out they were evenly matched in combat, they sat down and had lunch.

Actually nobody was really sure just what the hell the Pyro and the Boomer were doing, but it seemed they were playing nice.

I just made 9 images of the TF2 cast meeting the L4D cast in gm_construct (because I have no originality).

I won't post them just yet, but here is a picture of Francis hitting on the Companion Cube.+

Don't worry, it won't be 9 different posts, unlike some other series type things.

Team Fortress 2 wins at multiplayer, and the original Half Life singleplayer.

Deja Vu

At 9/30/09 04:56 PM, Vladith wrote: The bottle is... Red.

Obviously the bottle changes colours once it does that magic thing.

Magic 101

At 9/30/09 02:09 PM, jusbe wrote: how to get ultimate pest?

In the item menu thing, press the picture of your boss a few times.

At 9/29/09 08:18 PM, majormario wrote: Nice! I wish I got that hat over the stocking-cap I got last saturday...or at least the Cavalier hat for the Medic! Anyway, congratulations on your find, here's a celebratory picture for you!

Thank you, that's a very nice picture.

And I got it in reverse, I think I want the wool hat more than this one. I would be up for a trade when the system comes out, but I'm not going to trade my first hat for anything*.

*Aside from a fuckload of hats.

Maybe the Ocarina could only travel to a point in time if there had been a "time beacon" of sorts set up during that time.

The Mask Salesman might have set up a time beacon at the start of the first day, and Link can only travel to that one point in time.

I GOT THE OFFICERS USHANKA FUCK YES

But when I fired up Gmod to celebrate it, it lagged like fuck and I couldn't make anything. Also there is the matter of me having to go sleep now.

So, can anyone make me a congratulatory picture? Then I have something to look forward to in the morning.

Also fuck yes I finally got a fucking hat.

At 9/29/09 05:53 PM, tobisfan12 wrote: Hey guys i have a gmod request anyone up to it?

K, done, here it is:

At 9/28/09 08:09 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: 4. your a fucking troll

5. SPELLING

Now, I don't want to be a Grammar Nazi, but this was just too good.

Oh and LyonsPryde, keep up the good work. Those pictures are really good.

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

At 9/28/09 04:37 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 9/28/09 04:36 PM, Jerich0 wrote: . But kinda makes you look elite-ish

having a high number on an account no one is going to check, is elite?

*Sigh*

Nah, but bragging about having a high number on an account no one is going to check, is.

Spirit Tracks.

I'd light Gandhi.