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Author Search Results: 'the-dz'

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Topic: what's a good name?

Posted: 11/19/08 07:58 PM

Forum: General

Mister Generic Anime Person


542.

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Topic: I Now Have Power!!!

Posted: 11/19/08 07:57 PM

Forum: General

Do all the homework wrong
Then correct just before handing it in
And after the complete fail of your classmates, tell them that their copy-pasta will now cost them 30$

For each person

543.

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Topic: i wanna buy stuff from the NG store

Posted: 11/19/08 07:54 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/08 07:36 PM, sweet21 wrote: your not the boss of me butthole!

Butthole. So you're using a very childish word to insult somebody who called you a child.

You sure showed him

544.

Elated

Topic: NBC10 Video Footage

Posted: 11/19/08 07:44 PM

Forum: NG News

Very nice, makes me want to visit you guys someday :P


545.

Elated

Topic: famous people born on your birthday

Posted: 11/19/08 06:22 AM

Forum: General

At 11/18/08 07:57 PM, Twilight95 wrote: November 28th for me.

Oh hey me too, but the only one I can remember right now is Ed Harris


546.

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Topic: I... I was raped.

Posted: 11/18/08 04:24 PM

Forum: General

At 11/18/08 04:20 PM, Mindtwister wrote: ur all wankers for saying stuff like that for all u no its a tru story dno how u all survive in the real world or do u lot never leave ur screens

ur rite we were totaly meen to him adn we all apolloguise

New to the Internet are we?

547.

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Topic: I... I was raped.

Posted: 11/18/08 04:17 PM

Forum: General

That Rob and his shenanigans


548.

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Topic: Photoshop request

Posted: 11/18/08 04:16 PM

Forum: General

His dream of becoming a dinosaur finally came through via surgery

Unfortunately, PETA insisted the dinosaur whose head was removed got something in return...

Photoshop request


549.

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Topic: What if we were all born twins

Posted: 11/18/08 02:59 PM

Forum: General

Would that mean instead of occasional twin births there would be occasional single births?

Just wondering

550.

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Topic: Supercomputer dictates everything.

Posted: 11/18/08 12:26 PM

Forum: General

And then it floods Earth with deadly neurotoxin and makes us kill our cubes

Yup, Supercomputer is clearly the way to go


551.

Happy

Topic: How?

Posted: 11/18/08 07:36 AM

Forum: General


552.

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Topic: Worst/best Tf2 Quotes To Say In Bed

Posted: 11/17/08 07:30 AM

Forum: General

At 11/17/08 04:59 AM, JarrodK wrote: Shouldn't this be in the Videogame forum?

Did you just....

What the hell?

553.

Elated

Topic: Ms paint a videogame ending.

Posted: 11/16/08 07:34 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/15/08 08:14 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Is it really that... time again?

The ending to Episode 3

Ms paint a videogame ending.


554.

Happy

Topic: i hate mods.

Posted: 11/15/08 07:30 PM

Forum: General

Somehow I get the feeling he is trolling us all

It's working BTW

555.

Elated

Topic: Trash the Recycling Bin?

Posted: 11/15/08 07:39 AM

Forum: General

Create a shortcut of the Bin, then move the original one into a new folder. Then, take the folder and put it in the shortcut of the Recycle Bin. Then delete the shortcut

I have no idea what will happen though

556.

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Topic: The date you sign up on Newgrounds

Posted: 11/13/08 06:43 PM

Forum: General

April First motherfucker


557.

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Topic: The Manliest weapon!!!

Posted: 11/12/08 05:38 AM

Forum: General

A Banhammer


558.

Elated

Topic: obama guy!

Posted: 11/12/08 05:31 AM

Forum: General

Nice trolling


559.

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Topic: If you used 'penis' as a password..

Posted: 11/11/08 06:11 PM

Forum: General

This

penisthatisabitbiggerthantheonepreviousl ymentionedwheniwastoldpeniswastooshortof apassword


560.

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Topic: I Need Some Help. Please!!

Posted: 11/10/08 10:25 AM

Forum: General

At 11/10/08 10:15 AM, McJesus wrote:
At 11/9/08 09:20 PM, TOEZ wrote: Put me in there, and you've got yourself a 5.
Put ME in there, and you've got yourself a guaranteed frontpage.
AND A FIVE.

Put me in the and you got yourself a guaranteed 5

And a blowjob

561.

Elated

Topic: Theory of a Frozen Spoon

Posted: 11/07/08 09:12 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/08 09:10 PM, JaY11 wrote: What about if your putting sugar into your tea/coffee/cereal? It would just stick to the ice.

Not with the Hot Spoon it won't!


562.

Elated

Topic: Theory of a Frozen Spoon

Posted: 11/07/08 08:51 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/08 08:49 PM, Samen wrote: The DZ makes a good point, Newble, and thusly there is only one way to end this argument.
WE'RE GUNNA HAVE A SEXY PARTY!!

Fuck yes!


563.

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Topic: Theory of a Frozen Spoon

Posted: 11/07/08 08:49 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/08 08:48 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: I question your understanding of the colour scheme of spoons.

And I question your questioning of my understanding of the colour scheme of spoons


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Topic: Theory of a Frozen Spoon

Posted: 11/07/08 08:46 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/08 08:44 PM, NewbleHeimer wrote: Hot spoon? I would have a green spoon.

If a robber holds you at gunpoint and asks you for a green spoon, you have one.

It leaves coco and soup, coffee and tea at the same temperature.

Because it is so green, you can use it to spoon less green things into your mouth while still tasting green.

You can green wounds with it, making them look more awesome.

There is no reason to have a Frozen Spoon over a Hot Spoon over a Green Spoon.

I understand your reasons, they are quite valid

However, a Hot Spoon would turn red from the heat, and since red > green, I still win


565.

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Topic: Would you help a total stranger?

Posted: 11/07/08 08:43 PM

Forum: General

Depends on the sex and hotness of said stranger


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Topic: Theory of a Frozen Spoon

Posted: 11/07/08 08:40 PM

Forum: General

Frozen Spoon? Bah, I would rather have my Hot Spoon

- If a robber holds you at gunpoint and asks you for a how spoon, you have one

- It heats cold coco and soup fairly quickly

- Because it is so hot, you can use it to melt stuff open

- You can cauterize wounds with it

There is no reason to have a Frozen Spoon over a Hot Spoon


567.

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Topic: So if you were a cereal killer..

Posted: 11/07/08 08:34 PM

Forum: General

Cereal killer

So if you were a cereal killer..


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Topic: Team fortress 2!

Posted: 11/07/08 11:52 AM

Forum: Video Games

Also, specific class tips

Scout: Always stay on the move. Always. The double jump can get you out of a rocket splash damage, a Pyro's airblast, and it fucks up the aim of any Sniper that is trying to shoot you. The pistol is more effective at middle/long range than the Scattergun, don't waste precious ammo on far away targets with the Scattergun.

Soldier: Rocket jump. Not only does it get you places faster, but if you have a Medic with you it helps charge the Übercharge. Also you get higher ground resulting an advantage over ground level people. Fully utilize the splash damage of your rockets to launch enemies up in the air/away from you/off a ledge. Also try to lead your shots, and aim at the ground.

Pyro: Ambush. Way too many Pyros try and kill people from across the map by running at them holding mouse1 and W. If the enemy is too far away use the shotgun, it's more powerful than you can think (and it has a kill taunt for unaware snipers). If you have the Axtinguisher yet, you can take down heavier classes with easy, provided that you sneak up on them (which you should be doing anyway) by flaming them and then axing them. Also flame every suspicious teammate, they may be a Spy, and try to help defend Engineer's Sentry guns form Spies and Rockets/Sticky bombs. And try to practice the Airblast

Demoman: Sticky bombs. They are great traps, a powerful mid range weapon, and you can sticky jump. His grenades are also powerful, and are able to (but very very very rarely) one hit kill 125hp classes. Try to aim ahead of your targets while using the Grenade launcher, it has travel time, and it arcs as well. Planting a few stickies in the Intel/Point is a good tactic on defense, and with 175hp you are bound to be able to survive most attacks, just be wary of self damage

Heavy: Make sure to stay out of too open areas, Snipers will get you. Always watch your back for Spies, and if you have a Medic with you, communicate with him for great results. Your primary weapon does 500 DPS at close range, so you are pretty well equipped for short range firefights. The shotgun is great when you don't have time to spin up, or are out of ammo. If you have the Sandvich, the shotgun is traded in for a portable healthpack. Make sure to get behind cover while eating, or you may get killed. When approaching a corner, jump around it and spin your gun in midair, it gives enemies less time to run/prepare themselfs

Engineer: Make sure to build Dispensers near the frontlines for wounded teammates, and get teleporters up as soon as you can. On defense, the Sentry will help greatly, but that doesn't mean you have to sit behind it all the time, go out and help your team fend off attackers. Watch your back for Spies, and if possible get a friendly Pyro to help you guard the Sentry. Offensive engineering, while rare, is quite effective. Set up a level 1 Sentry at the frontlines, then lead people to it where you shotgun them while the Sentry shoots them. Don't place Dispensers too close to your Sentry, experienced Spies can use the Dispenser as a shield from the Sentry.

Medic: Don't stick to one person, heal everyone up to 150% health, it builds uber faster and it it more helpful to your team. Make sure not to heal any enemy Spies, or worse, Über them. When the Über is ready, communicate with your patient, and don't pop it until the very last second, when you or your patient are almost dead. Other Medics are your primary objective, heling them is more important than anything else, and burning teammates are more important to heal than non-burning ones. Also, get the Übersaw as soon as you can, it helps withSpies calling for Medic

Sniper: Shoot people in the head

Spy: There is just too much to know here, go somewhere else, watch OMFGninja's Youtube tutorial or something


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Topic: Team fortress 2!

Posted: 11/07/08 08:27 AM

Forum: Video Games

You could always use the "F10 training menu"

Nah but really, if you just want to practice shooting and killing, I recommend a Instant respawn custom map server, but if you want to try and go for the objective, you could join dustbowl or godlrush/badwater, since you don't really have a choice but to defend/attack the objective there, unlike CTF maps

Going Medic and observing other players may help you learn tactics and such, while going Spy or Pyro may help you learn additional paths in maps. The Engineer is useful if you can't aim for shit, and the splash damage of the Soldier makes up for bad aim, as long as you can predict enemy movement. The Heavy class doesn't require that much aim, but does require some timing skills, while Demoman is good for area denial (some claim too good). Sniper will do fine if you are good at aiming but otherwise, you could just be a Scout and bat people to death

Also the TF2 forums have some tutorials to help you get better


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Topic: Photoshop Obama Ballin'!

Posted: 11/06/08 06:29 PM

Forum: General

Is he planting the bomb, or defusing it?

Your call

Photoshop Obama Ballin'!


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