At 11/8/09 10:26 AM, kidd25 wrote: posting in the 100th page. and d-z make a pic of the scout,zoey,mario, and a something fighting giant robot monster. if you can.

Here you go.

This was so much harder than it should have been. I lagged like a bitch at times, and my mouse was acting up. It kept double clicking at the slightest touch, which led to the physgun dropping whatever I was holding and picking up the thing behind it, then dropping that as well. So in addition to dropping whatever I was trying to pose, it also dropped down some things I had already posed.
But goddamn it I pulled through that shit, determined not to let a guy on the Internet down.

At 11/8/09 11:50 AM, stick101 wrote: FD is a stage for tourney fags who pick Characters that have adventages there such as Falco
( You can't avoid that damn tank there)

But Tourneyfags don't use items

No items, Fox only, Final Destination, right?

Right now I'm going through Deus Ex again, using as much violence as I can. I've just landed in Hong Kong, after escaping the MJ12 bunker.

Oh and I've brought with me one of the prisoners Simons executed during your second visit to UNATCO. I intend to either bring him to Area 51 and merge him with Helios, or at least get to Vandenberg with him.

I've actually been waiting all day for you guys to make the final page 99 posts. :P

Alright, now that I've finished with my 1000th post, I will be posting more regularly, whether you like it or not.

I am so going to steal the fuck out of page 150 BTW.

Page 100 get!

Alright, this will be a big one.

It's funny because he's a Charger, and that's a football team.

Ellis's solution to the Witch problem.

Nomnomnom

While Coach will soon be busy getting assraped by a Charger...

Ellis has some problems on his own.

Too bad Rochelle is pinned by that Spitter...

Because Nick could use some help over there.

The guitar is awesome.

And here is a 5 part prequel to the Kakariko comic, that due to procrastination took an insane amount of time.

Trollcomic Part 1

Trollcomic Part 2

Trollcomic Part 3

Trollcomic Part 4

Trollcomic Part 5

Trollcomic Epilogue

Some small miniseries, more stuff, and a whole shitload of Goddamned Grizzly Bears. Also Nick. I like Nick.

GODDAMN
GRIZZLY
BEAR
FUCK YES

Nick is a complete bastard.
Nick is more of a bastard.
Nick is a complete and utter cockmuffin.
Nick is an asshat.
Nick is a fu- Actually no, whatever, that's pretty cool.

This is why there aren't any grenades in TF2.

More messing around with AI disabled.

A picture that combines the three things I love the most, Nick, the guitar, and silly faces.

Although Coach did feel it to be a bit weird to find a person under that box, he was concerned about the whereabouts of the chocolate helicopters he was told were under there.

This is probably the silliest face I have ever made.

And this is why he's making it.

Today, Prof. Boomer will be teaching us how to vomit our intestines out, and how to blow to bits at the slightest touch.

SYMBOLISM!

It was just down to the giant spider and Bill. He had no armour and nought but a pistol with him. The spider never stood a chance.

'Tis but a scratch.

This is quite possible the most epic thing I've ever made.

Actually, scratch that. LANDSHARK BOSS FIGHT!

BEAR CAVALRY GO GO GO

OH SHIT GIANT NUCLEAR POISON SHARK

SEND IN THE BOMBER BEAR

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT

GOGOGO COMMANDER GRIZZ LEE BEAR

TAAAAANK

Another angle of the TAAAAANK.

DO IT.

I'm actually starting to think it's physically impossible to make a screenshot that includes a bear not look completely badass.

The world needs to see this.

While all attempts at threatening the bomb into submission have so far proven to be ineffective, Nick has enough pure rage in his look alone to deactivate it three times over.

And that's all for now. Happy hundred pages everyone.

Alright, last triple digit post.

Messing around with TP ragdolls in assault.
More of that.

The team about to start a fun race. The Sniper is the fun-police, so he wasn't invited.

The 7th annual Obscured Face Con.

And a comic I made testing out this map, split into three parts because Imageshack is a bitch and wouldn't take the 13 MB that the comic is when full sized.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

And what's wrong with laptops? I'm using one.

Breaking news from Italy!

A giant crocodile thing has just assaulted the suburbs, and is now nom-ing on the special forces agents. More as the story develops.

After countless failed attempts at taking out the beast, now dubbed "Killer Croc", the monster has decided to flee to the downtown area, most likely because that's where every single giant creature goes. Ever.

Now out of the traffic, Killer Croc has been surrounded by the city's most elite agents. But not before he feasted on some hapless bystanders, which Croc claimed were "Quite exquisite"

Outnumbered and outgunned, the wounded animal retreats to a nearby office building to regain his strength and devour some workers.

The law enforcement has entered the building, ready to hunt down and kill Croc. Thankfully for the monstrosity, Killer Croc is trained in the way of the ninja, and the agents are no match for his sneaky skills of sneakiness.

Whoops, butterfingers.

Realizing the city is filled with big cry babies and people with guns, Croc decides to make a break for it and heads for the port. Although the cops have set up guards to make sure nobody gets out that way, Killer Croc uses his previously mentioned ninja skills to move silently and covertly past them.

Having snuck past the sentries, Killer Croc makes a dashing leap into the ocean, and swims back to his real home, where he takes up his old profession again.

That is, stalking the cp_well sewers.

1 more post until the 1000th post. It will be totally epic and shit.

RIP Spurgin.

May you continue making flash in the afterlife, so the rest of us have something to look forward to.

Oh boy.

4 left.

At 10/19/09 06:12 PM, Preternatural wrote:

At 10/19/09 01:29 PM, the-dz wrote: Although I couldn't do the crit rawket effect, I think this is pretty much what you asked for.

Nice try ;D If you want a tip, you should zoom-in on the main characters / events; more focus, less empty space.

Yeah I would have, but TF2 maps make me lag a shittonne so I usually place my cameras and props in places that make me lag less on them.

Also, bigger image here.

5 posts to go

At 10/19/09 12:25 AM, Preternatural wrote: Gman sapping a sentry AND backstabbing a medic ready for uber at the same time, whilst riding a crit rocket that is heading for a terrified heavy. Add an extra engineer, spy and demo. 2fort.

Although I couldn't do the crit rawket effect, I think this is pretty much what you asked for.

I'm coming close to a thousand posts, yay! Expect something epic I suppose.

THE FREEMAN IS VICTORIOUS

Gordon just won the Gamespot contest. Woot.

Anyway, I has some moar pikturs.

This may count as overreacting.

MORTAL KOMBAT

LEET WORLD
YEAAAH

At 10/15/09 01:50 AM, Dema-The-Hedgehog wrote:

oh and btw Dz your gonna be in alot of my comics/Screenshots.

HEY WAIT I NEVER AGREED TO THAT I'LL FUCKING SUE YOU!!

Nah, just kidding. I probably won't.

At 10/15/09 10:27 AM, Final2Legion wrote: Best Hero=Solid Snake

He's no hero. Never was. Never will be.

Evolution of a Smoker

I had to download the entire HL2 beta model pack just to get that one kid in there :I

Why the fuck do you have to get a game she likes? If you don't, she will try it out for a while, get bored or whatever, and never ever play again. And you'll just go "Oh no man, she tried the PS3 out but found it boring, not my problem." if your dad asks why she doesn't ever get to play.

What started as trying out funny Spah faces quickly spiraled out of control.

Scout is a dinosaur.

There is no Soldier because I forgot him, have this instead.

Hours of faceposing.

Demoman thinks he's Spiderman

Heavy is doing something. I don't know.

Engineer's sentry is being sapped if you know what I mean.

Medic is a qualified doctor. This is probably bad.

Sniper is restocking his ammunition.

Spy started this all, and will rape your face.

Considering how tired I am, this may not seem like such a good idea tomorrow.

I hope one of these guns will turn out to be a tommygun that fires bees.

OH COME ONE I JUST HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I DON'T HAVE MY LUNCH MONIES ANYMORE.

The Gman does not find this silliness amusing.

The Engineer may seem proper fucked, but as long as he has his trusted wrench, he'll pull through.

And here's how much I had to cheat to get that shot.

Also
LUNCH MONIES. NAO.

A WILD HUNTER APPEARED

AND A WILD BOOMER (also a Witch)

BOSS FITE

The boxes got a bit blurred, maybe from format changing, maybe from imgshack. I don't know.

How to: Do that TV thing.

The way Half-Life TV's and screens work, is that they have an area somewhere in the map, that can only be reached via noclip. In that area the thing that is supposed to show up on the TV/Screen/whatever is acted out by an NPC or whatever. An invisible camera then projects that to the TV/Screen/Thing.

This means that if you find this area and remove the NPC that's already there (or any other thing that is taking up the space) you can place your own ragdolls or props, and have them show up on the TV/Screen/Stuff.

Hay guise freemans beeting mario lol

Internet dickery aside, here are some pictures.

Bill survived two wars, and a zombie apocalypse, but he now faces his greatest challenge.

Grabbin' pills.

As a Demoman, it is important to be sneaky with your bomb placements.

"Yo Engi, there is an incoming Scout rush coming from those tunnels!" "Oh don't worry about that, I've been practicing"

"Practicing how? You've done nothing but sit in your room and play games on Newgrounds all month." "Yes, but you know what I've been playing? Tower Defense games."

Vote Freeman 09

Countdown on the side for y'all.

At 10/8/09 06:14 PM, Techno wrote: Second, it is pretty awesome. If we find more water on the moon then we can hopefully colonize there one day, which would be awesome.

Fuck yes for blowing up the moon then. I want a moonbase.

Freeman beat Link, is now up against Mario in the finals.

And I made some pics for it, but I can't be bothered typing everything up again, so here is a link to the Facepunch post with everything.

Alright, I don't want to be that guy, you know, the guy who points out all the flaws and such, but this is bugging me a bit.

If this is the 7-hour war, why do the Combine already have human soldiers and APCs? They should only have gotten them after the war, when they have the time to research and make soldiers of the humans and convert our vehicles for their use.

Anyway, here's a ZoeyTank. Whatever.

At 10/8/09 06:06 AM, killaboy69 wrote: For some reason your links make the pictures look really jagged. Theres like tiny dotted pixels on the side of your characters.

Thanks for pointing that out. I'm not actually going to do anything about it, but it's good to have a scapegoat for my failures, should there be any.

omg fukin imgshack pwn'd mah pics lol

Found the suit skins. I think. Anyway,

Just give us the briefcase Mr. Bond, and I won't have to ask Chuckles here to claim it for me. He can be a rather convincing fellow.

Evening sir, I'm just polishing my blade. I wouldn't want her to become too dirty now would I?

.........just get out of my face.

Soon they will all be dead. And then it falls on my hands to bury them. Oh I can't wait.You are all wrong. I must fix you.

Hahaha.

At 10/6/09 06:54 AM, majormario wrote: Also, the guy in the suit-and-tie is the-dz,

Fuck yes I'm the stylish one.

Besides, my SteamID is the Icelandic word for penguin, so the tux works out fine.