3,003 Forum Posts by "The-Donkey"
At 4/5/08 08:22 PM, l0vemetal wrote:At 4/5/08 08:16 PM, The-Donkey wrote: "How can I than..." Anne begins as a well manicured finger is pressed to her lips.I fixed the end.
"Sign this contract, then draft a check for $25,000. That should be a decent start."
- fin
I should've done that.
Tom Cruise is driving down the freeway in a black BMW. His Sciento-sense starts to tingle as he sees a four car pile up just ahead. He skids to a halt and leaps through the roof of his sedan, flying high in the air and landing in the middle of the twisted wreckage rippling asphalt beneath him. He is calm.
"Stand back, emergency workers," he announces. "Put down your jaws-of-life and crowbars. I am a Scientologist."
A collective gasp is audible as the gathered crowd of firemen, paramedics and onlookers collectively take three steps back.
"Give him room," a fireman says, "Let him do his work."
Tom Cruise makes his way through the wreckage to the first vehicle. The smoke is thick and parching, but he can sense a woman, mid-thirties, is still alive. He claps his hands together once then parts them as if brushing back curtains. The smoke lifts. He is using his mind to keep the woman's vitals stable. Her blood pressure and heart rate are approaching normal. She is experiencing his mixture of science and love. His Scientology.
He closes his eyes and takes two handfuls of the twisted metal encasing the woman. Anne is her name. She isn't afraid. She is in the most capable hands in the world. The hands of a Scientologist. The hands of Tom Cruise. The car wrenches and shrieks as he cleaves the metal husk in twain. As if cracking an egg he deposits Anne safely on the ground, holding two halves of an automobile above his head. Tom Cruise heaves the vehicle skyward and it disappears; a speck over the horizon.
"How can I than..." Anne begins as a well manicured finger is pressed to her lips.
"Your thanks isn't necessary. I'm a Scientologist. This is what we do."
- fin
And I thought you were reading.
Oops.
At 4/1/08 01:53 AM, DevoLver wrote: I really just thought you needed a slap in the mouth for good measure....so let me be the first toooo
/slap
so take it with a grain of salt, cause im sure they will be MUCH more where that came from...
VPOY takes it dirty.
At 4/1/08 01:37 AM, WhiteKingdom wrote: The next time I have lunch with Wade I will discuss this manner with him.
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God, I fucking love you.
Aw Damn. I want an Angryfaic keychain.
UPDATE THE STORE ALREADY FAGGOTS.
I doubt that. You probably saw it in a store and said, "Oh Snap! I'll be like Wade!". Then you bought it, hurried home, and took pics.
At 3/14/08 12:01 AM, Timmy wrote: It was so long that it normally exists in two VHS's.
Perhaps you only picked up part II.
Now the entire thing is ruined - you can't possibly enjoy the end without watching the beginning, and you can't watch the beginning with interest because you already know what's going to happen in the end.
Looks like you blew it.
You crushed his dreams. Why?
At 3/13/08 11:51 PM, swaenK wrote: He was gay with Algy. Everyone knows it.
Whoa. Wait what?
At 3/14/08 12:06 AM, FaceYourFear wrote: My F-In Ipod Broke And now i need a new 30G MP3/M4 Player i think im going 2 go with a Zune! wut u guys think?
Throw the iPod against the wall. That will fix it.
Gas consumption for the first time in years is actually down(http://www.bloggingstocks.com/2008/
03/03/u-s-drivers-cut-back-gasoline-cons umption/) so maybe a new energy technology will be innovated.
Wow. Looks like we might be getting the message.
At 3/13/08 10:12 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Well, we've known for awhile that we were slipping into a recession. Washington doesn't want to say anything, though. They HATE the word "recession".
Their second income tax is just a bad bandade that won't due much. Though, I heard that the treasury poured around 220M into financial loans to try and help. It won't do much either.
At 3/13/08 10:11 PM, Reyals wrote: Because this hasn't been going on for years.
When was the last time they looked at the deficit?
People have only started to care recently.
At 3/13/08 10:08 PM, Xtesh wrote: We'll bounce back.
Things like these are just like pendulums.
You can start by buying things.
That lingerie did look good on you. Get it.
The U.S. has finally slid into recession, according to the majority of economists in the latest Wall Street Journal economic-forecasting survey, a view that was reinforced by new data showing a sharp drop in retail sales last month.
"The evidence is now beyond a reasonable doubt," said Scott Anderson of Wells Fargo & Co., who was among the 71% of 51 respondents to say that the economy is now in a recession.
http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeti ng/article/104627/Most-Economists-Say-Re cession-Has-Arrived-as-Outlook-Darkens
Looks like they're finnaly admitting that we're going into recession.
FUCK YEAH AMERICA.
I love clementines. Ate a box of them in a day.
Gave me really bad shits though.
At 2/25/08 08:47 PM, RedDreadSky wrote:At 2/25/08 08:36 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: How do you grow out of an email address?You make one when you were into Runescape, or a different time in your life. It's like an adult looking back at when they had an afro.
Exactely. I made my first one 7 years ago.
PUBERTY HITS YOU LIKE A KICK TO THE FACE.
At 2/25/08 08:16 PM, SHIT-TANK wrote: either use gmail or thunderbird.
then I would just use your username
Baronvonfuckrocket and shuttle cock are already taken. And I dont' want to use my NG name for my mail email.
At 2/25/08 07:37 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: BaronVonFuckrocket@aol.com
I liek.
A new email adress. I made mine a while ago, and I feel I've gown out of of. Can be NG related, though nothing way to in there.
Have fun, or something.
You school must have a horrible teaching program.
At 2/25/08 04:08 PM, MasterBalls wrote:At 2/25/08 04:03 PM, The-Donkey wrote:She played with my mum, dad AND brothers... at the same time.. *sniff*At 2/25/08 04:01 PM, DrClay wrote: Just wait until the Wii Remote finds out about thisPfft, she's a whore anyways.
It's ok, she can't hurt you no more.
At 2/25/08 04:01 PM, DrClay wrote: Just wait until the Wii Remote finds out about this
Pfft, she's a whore anyways.
At 2/25/08 03:35 PM, Monodi wrote: Hwey-ey.
LOZ? Awwwright.
